"FROM THE BRAIN OF TRAVIS"

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Fri Jul 21, 2000 12:46 am

well chad asked me to some rants, so here goes.
THE DEATH OF THE SOLOSas you can guess from my character, i am a big led zeppelin fan, and page's guitar solos and bonham's drum solos are, not were, the best ever done. page is still going strong today. from listening to this new age "music" all this teenyboppers and hip hop fans don't give a flying fuck about what real music is about. listening to n'sync makes me sick to my fuckin stomach,and all them fags do is (in the words of kid rock) move around like a bunch of wounded ducks.
if a guy who chicks don't think is hot starts doing a solo he gets booed.FUCK THAT!
if a naked britney spears could do a solo half as good as jimmy page that would be my dream come true
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from the man who brought you the word "fuck

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Fri Jul 21, 2000 1:56 am

Good old travis and his lack of the use of caps lock. The last good guitair solo I heard in the past year or so was Rage Againsts the Machines album. Hell, I dont even know any other solos. As for smoking, I feel leave the smokers alone. They are not pathetic brain-dead morons, they know the risks. No once can tell me that no one knew the risk of inhaling smoke with a couple hundred chemicals in their lungs would be deadly. Now I think you can sue a big tobacco company when the kidnap you, lock you in a room to a chair and blow smoke down your lungs for 10 years. Thats something to whine about. And as for guns...I think you know my stance on that subject.

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Fri Jul 21, 2000 10:28 am

WELL CHAD ASKED ME TO AS MANY OF THESE AS POSSIBLE SO HERES ANOTHER ONE.
THIS ABOUT "BIG TOBACCO" I LOVE THOSE GUYS! THEY HAVE GIVEN ME A REASON TO GET UP IN THE MORNING. WHEN I FEEL THE FIRST SMOKE BEING DRAWN INTO MY LUNGS I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. BETTER THAN BEER MAN! NOW RECENTLY DOWN IN FLORIDA,THEY WERE SUED FOR 125 BILLION BIG ONES. ALL I CAN SAY TO THAT IS WHAT THE FUCK? MOST OF THAT MONEY IS GONNA GO TO LAWYERS AND CRAP, NOT "VICTIMS" OF SMOKING. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES.I KNEW ALL ABOUT WHEN I FIRST STARTED SMOKING AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 12. YA I'M ADDICTED AND YES I MAY DIE OF CANCER, BUT THEN ITS MY FUCKIN FAULT. AND I FOR ONE AIN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO STAY ALIVE. I AM NOT GONNA LIVE HOOKED UP TO A FUCKIN MACHINE WHILE I CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. AND I WOULD MAKE SURE, MY FAMILY DIDN'T SUE A TOBACCO COMPANY. YOU'D HAVE TO SUE ALOT OF THEM CUZ I'VE HAD ALOT OF BRANDS BABY. YA, CIGARETTES KILL AND THEY LIED ABOUT IT, BUT COME ON, HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE WHEN THEY STARTED TO COUGH AND FEEL SICK? PROBABLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SMEELING THE CHICK WHO MADE WATCH'S DIRTY PUSSY.AND SO WHAT,THE INVENTOR OF THE CAR DIDN'T SAY THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE WERE GONNA DIE IF THEY DROVE TO FAST, OR NOT IN THE RIGHT LANE. WHY DON'T WE SUE HIS FUCKIN FAMILT TO.(KEVINS GONNA HATE ME) WHY DON'T WE SUE GUN COMPANIES?THEY KILL PEOPL- WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK...GUNS RULE! THEY REEK OF AWESOMNESS. SINCE PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, THATS WHAT I'M GONNA DO. HICKS IN ALABAMA SAY IF YOU TRY TO TAKE THEIR GUNS THAT THEY'LL FIGHT BACK. I'M GONNA CALL KEVIN,GET A DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN OR AN UZI OR WHATEVER THAT PSHYCO HAS(AND I EMPHASIZE PSYCO) AND SHOOT DOWN ANY MOTHERFUCKER WHO TRIES TO TAKE MY CIGARETTES! HEY TRUTH.COM!
FROM MY COLD DEAD LIPS!!
P.S-SAME GOES IF ANYBODY TAKES NOWHEREMAN AWAY FROM ME. YA THATS A MESSAGE TO YOU BITCH
THATS MY OPINION AND I'M NEVER WRONG
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from the man who brought you the word "fuck

Karen · Post by **Karen** » Sat Jul 22, 2000 12:20 am

this must be an upside down universe but i agree with travis' view on the whole tobacco industry getting sued.
it's ridiculous to blame them for something that is like the most obviously harmful thing. just fucking read the box.

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 22, 2000 12:35 am

hell just froze over.

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 22, 2000 4:30 am

I watched 20/20 last night and they talked about that tobacco thing. As it turns out, those companies would lose much money at all, theyll just raise the prices of smokes which leads to bootlegging. And the lawyers are the ones who walk away with lots of the money, their millionares already and theyll be getting a couple million more by the end of the year. Just something to think about

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Sat Jul 22, 2000 9:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nowhereman:
hell just froze over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>YES CHAD OLD BUDDY HELL JUST FROZE OVER. WANNA KNOW WHY? CUZ SOMEONE ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
HERES ANOTHER ONE:NOW ANY FOOL CAN MAKE BREAD BREAD AND OTHER PASTRY ITEMS WITH HOPS AND SUCH.BUT IT TAKES A REAL GENIUS TO MAKE THE BEST BEVERAGE EVER:
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BEER
THATS RIGHT. THE RIGHT MIXTURE OF SOME SPECIAL INGREDIENTS TO MAKE BEER. NOW SOMETIMES BEER GETS A BAD RAP:"OH ITS NOT STRONG ENOUGH" WHO CARES? ITS DELICIOUS! DRINKING BEER ON A HOT DAY IS AWESOME. MIX SOME DOPE INTO THE EQUATION AND YOU GOT A PARTY BABY!THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP AND I LOVE IT! NOW PLEASE GIVE BEER THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!------------------
from the man who brought you the word "fuck

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 22, 2000 11:39 am

I agree, i hate people who bad mouth beer. Its not suppose to be hard, its made so you can fucking drink a couple at dinner and still be alright to drive. And look at all the kinds of beer. And you can buy a whole lot more beer then whiskey. And its cheaper so you can afford to buy a pretty girl a beer at the bar and not lose a lot of money when she throws it in your face. My father works for molsons, and my fathers father so Im a beer guy.

Karen · Post by **Karen** » Sun Jul 23, 2000 1:19 am

Geez...i love beer too.
ok now i am really scared...