I'm pretty sick here ( fucking grocery people don't wash their damn hands) so whatever I post may seem irrelevant...well, more so at least.
Anyways I've had this talk with Dalls before, I would do Sharon Osbourne but after reading what Chris said, I may think different. I hope my wife still looks pretty good at 54 (doubt it). Kelly Osbourne, I'd do, but that's because A)shes famous b) gots spunk and c)...not too bad looking, could lose a few. Ozzy's oldest daughter is far better looking and I'd do her in a snap.
Of course we all perfer the Ozzy who would wear Sharons dress, snort ants off the street while the boys of Motley Crue watched. Now he's a fucking bubble-head doll thing, it's sad.
Despite Ozzy riding the MTV gravey-train, at least we have the Black Sabbath albums and early solo stuff to remember him by.