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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 5:02 pm
by Tbandit2k
Hey am I the only one who puts topics in their posts?
Kevin you gotta call me to talk aboot the scoop.
Man anyone else waste money on "regin of fire" 6.50 Christ I could've taken Jen out for 3 dates with the money I spent on that Crapfest.
who's up for drinkin at beer gardens this week .we'll meet up with our old friend MaryJane and hit up the casino too.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time......ack did i just quote vin diessel...kevin shoot me

PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 6:25 pm
11th grade, me being to drunk to take the bus accept to take a ride by some guys I don't know. Big fuckin mistake. Pulling up beside a cop they start revving the fuckin engine and the cops fuckin raced us man! Ya thats policing for ya, Chris is right, they ain't doing their jobs. And ya do I ever miss the Great White Wagon, a legend in its own right.

Subjects are dumb

PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 9:53 pm
by Nowhereman
This topic has now been declared GONZO
Anyways Reign OF Fire was pretty ho-hum. There was a huge lack of choice anyways, and I was not going to see Men in Black 2 (Nod your heads!) But on the plus side, Dallas made a new friend (haha!)

And yes, I wish to hit the Klondike Days beer gardens where we get so wasted we have a little Fear and Loathing of our own there. And bam! Fireworks! Why am I getting spam with the subject RAPE! ?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:12 pm
by Christopher Kammerer
Rape?..elaborate. Dallas, that avatar just ain't right. Domestic guys and gals have to stick together. Where the fuck did Kevin go? dropped off the face of the earth or something. He don't come buy and drink Trav's coke anymore. Must be nice having a life.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 8:13 pm
by Ash
i'll be drinking trav's coke next time i'm there, i think that chevy/baseball bat thing is disrespectfull, something only a chinaman would do, i'm a true chevy man, loyal to the bone, i have Dextron 3 running through my veins, ford cars are piles of shit, i would never own one , i would rather walk, a 4banger tempo with a turbo and nitros is still a tempo

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 8:32 pm
While I have come to accept the fact that Kevin will always drink my coke and smoke my cigarettes even though he makes alot more money that I do I gotta disagree with him on the Ford and Chevy argument. Every person in my family=Chevy. Me=Ford. A Lightning will kick a Silverados ass everytime my friend. And besides what is a 1967 Shelby Mustang? It ain't a Chevy lollipop I'll tell ya that much. BTW Tempos do suck though

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 11:43 pm
by Nowhereman
You know, I somewhat agree on the part about domestic guys shiuld stick together, but from all the bad expierences my friends and family has had with Ford, I have a low expectation of them. But then, what do I know?
And I got a fan email today! From a real person! Craz-ee!
Boy does Dallas have stories about Tempos, running over trees, blowing the transmission, shifting like a muthafucka.
Tommorow I invade K-days and make a drunken ass of myself!

What's a subjeckt?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 11:46 pm
by Nowhereman
Oh, and in case you wondered, the longest forum topic ever was this one by that gay guy Zane or whatever his name was, 8 pages!


PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:20 am
by Tbandit2k
Rape..? haha lets just leave that one alone for a while . Yeah I know the chev thing is wronge I was just trying to put an avatar in and thats the only one that keenspace would allow me to upload (gay).Ill change it when I can find a new one. Shit I remember the frist time I got picked up in the white wagon....kevin racin down wayne gretsky blasting Jesus built my hotrod, christ that was somthing to remember.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:20 am
by Christopher Kammerer
We can beat that.

ford ford one reads these anyways

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:26 am
by Tbandit2k
lol that tempo was the may have been slow but could still kill a civic si . like the time this faggot pulled along side on 97th goin north , we exchange glances and both start to rev(he had an auto) I was just gunna forget it till his girl called my car a beater.Smoked that faggot like a .5 doobie.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:37 am
by Nowhereman
What other way to show what kind of fans I'm getting, is too show you what people are typing in terms of search engines and coming up with my site.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:11 am
by Christopher Kammerer
Lots of searches with "gay" in them. It's like a Kevin Smith movie. This comic has had anal rape though ala Corky getting pulp fiction style. At least sonic the hedgehog has never made an appearance.

all rice no soya sauce

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:24 am
by Tbandit2k
well just surfin and came across this "its dyno proven horsepower"

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im placing my order as we speak

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:34 pm
by Nowhereman
I quote from the site:
Important Note: Installation on non-Ford Focus vehicles has proven to cause considerable damage. Only install on high performance Ford Focus vehicles.

Now if the fact that hundreds of people are buying this product thinking it will make their car go fast doesnt upset you, ur a robot.

Sonic and Megaman will never appear in this damn comic, EVER! (Same with ananl rape)

But I'm thinking of adding a new character (possibly a female) any suggestions?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 4:54 pm
new character eh? risky business, better get The Dude on this case. mr.Buchanan's ex-wife maybe? a long lost sister of Travis and Chris? who knows?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:08 pm
by Ash
yes trav, the '67 shelby gt 500 is a fast car, but the 1967 pontiac gto was faster, and stock, no shelby coversion, just a big old pontiac with a 396, with a 4speed, 0-60 in 4.9sec flat, i notced something funny about my van today, i was looking under the hood and i noticed on the driver's side there is a stocfk exaust manifold, but on the passanger side it has a headder, weird!

Sahara Hotnights rules me forever

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:32 pm
by Nowhereman
It's official, the band I most want to have an orgy with is Sahara Hotnights
They're a Sweedish rock group of all hot chicks. Damn.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:13 am
by Christopher Kammerer
Yah but can they play? Probaly not. Chicks should stick to pop music. Unless they're like heart and can really rock out! Have I ever mentioned that Led Zeppelin rules all. They also control my mind. Have I? Just thought I'd bring that up. Give Iron Maiden an E for effort.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:46 am
by Nowhereman
Actually they sorta suck, but it's damn obvious that women don't make great rock music.
if you get the chance, pick up the latest issue of rolling stone becauses theres this great Pete Townsend interview where he gets incredibly pissed off when he's awsked about a "homosexual encounter"