PUNS!
- Damonk13
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Glych, Pete definitely is up there, but in my humble opinion, if there is ONE toonist that shadows us all, it would be the hair-rific mad genius, <A HREF="http://www.polymer-city.com/" TARGET=_blank>Dr. Otto</A>.<P>I don't think that <I>any</I> of us, Pete included, can match up against this master of horrible deliberate wordplay...<P>But between you and I, Scrubs -- you're on... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
Hmmm....
We may have to discuss this at length on IRC so we can figure out just how to inflict as much pain on the readers as possible. I smell a mini-series in the making........
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Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
We may have to discuss this at length on IRC so we can figure out just how to inflict as much pain on the readers as possible. I smell a mini-series in the making........
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Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
- Glych
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I have to beg to differ...Damonk, Scrubbo, you two have nothing, and I mean NOTHING on Pete Abrams...let ye not forget thy father's teachings!<P>I mean, remember the comic about the old meat and when they had to bury it...*sigh* Ah, Sluggy is good.<P>-glych<P>------------------
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
Feh.<P>I almost NEVER pun in my comic. With good reason. It would get VERY ugly if I started punning. I mean, Quasimodo-on-a-bad-hair-day ugly.<P>But if this battle must take place, then it must.<P><B>Scrubbo throws down the Guantlet. Then the Legend of Zelda and Duckhunt for good measure.</B><P>Sirrah, let us choose the battle ground and terms of engagement.<P>------------------
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
- Glych
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Alright-
I plan to also participate...Although, I almost never pun in my comic...i can be quite frightening when it coms to wordplay....<P>Dammit- I got to get on IRC...but lil' ol' me is not oo good with that. I have Mirc, but have only used it once.... give me a time and a place and i'll help with the brainstorming if you welcome the insite<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>-glych<P>------------------
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
I plan to also participate...Although, I almost never pun in my comic...i can be quite frightening when it coms to wordplay....<P>Dammit- I got to get on IRC...but lil' ol' me is not oo good with that. I have Mirc, but have only used it once.... give me a time and a place and i'll help with the brainstorming if you welcome the insite<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>-glych<P>------------------
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
Meepers! This coming Saturday is gonna be a bad pun day at SCV, Dammy. Just a warning.....<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
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Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
- Glych
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*warning this is a plot complication, warning this is a plot complication....warning...*<P>Batten down the hatches, there's be a storm a-punnin'!<P>-glych<P>------------------
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
-glych
<B>"God is love,
love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind;
God is Ray Charles???"</B><P><A HREF="http://glych.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>No Stereotypes</A>
- Damonk13
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I laugh at your feeble attempts at punning!<P><font size=+6><B><I>HA HA HA!</I></B></font><P>While you foolish fools must foolishly <I>prepare</I> and <I>plan</I> your puns, mine are merely just an integral part of my pshysiology -- I doo eet pratically every single day!<P>If we were oil tankers, I would outweigh you by sheer punnage alone!!!<P>To err is human, but to pun, Damonk!<P>So get thee hence to a punnery, and don't come back, y'hear, at least not until you are a worthy enough op<B>pun</B>ent to do battle with this puntastic acadian!<P>
Not to impun your abilities, but those stale offerings left a pungent enough odor that even the punctilios, after some pundering, would agree that you need to be punched out. So I punctually show up to punish you. But upun my soul, I caanot.<P>You see, as part of the pundrous juggernaught that is the FourToon Tellers, I have develeped a punchant for protecting my brothers backs. So instead of putting pun to paper in vicious assult, I say the punultimate course of action would be to impunge on others sensibilities by joining forces. Our combined punssiance will make people's livers quiver and their punlminary systems give out. We will be no mere ripple in the pund, but a Punami wreaking havoc on coastal cities!<P>What say you, Damonk? Impunreal Conquest?<P>------------------
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.
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Uhm, I'm pretty sure punnage of this scale is illegal in both New Brunswich and California. You'd better watch out, the law enforcement officers may be coming for you soon (Hmmm... this is probably more to Scrubbo, as though the Mounties always get their man, the more often get thier Boston creme and Double-Double at Timmy's)<P>------------------
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*cracks knuckels*
AH to pun or not to pun, that is the questions posed my Strippers!<P>And to strip? Why not when Adam and his Eve's knew nothnig but leaves?<P>I, I am but I small Punny in a dollar of much better punning-strippers than I? ah- but is it a Acadian or US dollar? And is it in the strippers pants, or in his pocket...and if he;s a stripper why does he have pockets and no pants! Is a g-string on a stripper considered a pocket...of one is stripping and having canadian and US dollars with punds being shoved doesn his g-string, don't you think he could afford pockets?!?!!?<P>I-....I on the other pun, am a "visulization humorist.." basically, that means I give you visual data to make you laugh..a look a double take...a paragraph like the one above....because, i don't know about you, but this not-ian had pictures of Stripping Damonks and Scrubbos dance in her head..*grins*<P>*sits back and enjoys the show*<P>-glych <P>------------------
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<B>Ray Charles, is <I>NOT</I> God! NotGod is Not God!</B>
AH to pun or not to pun, that is the questions posed my Strippers!<P>And to strip? Why not when Adam and his Eve's knew nothnig but leaves?<P>I, I am but I small Punny in a dollar of much better punning-strippers than I? ah- but is it a Acadian or US dollar? And is it in the strippers pants, or in his pocket...and if he;s a stripper why does he have pockets and no pants! Is a g-string on a stripper considered a pocket...of one is stripping and having canadian and US dollars with punds being shoved doesn his g-string, don't you think he could afford pockets?!?!!?<P>I-....I on the other pun, am a "visulization humorist.." basically, that means I give you visual data to make you laugh..a look a double take...a paragraph like the one above....because, i don't know about you, but this not-ian had pictures of Stripping Damonks and Scrubbos dance in her head..*grins*<P>*sits back and enjoys the show*<P>-glych <P>------------------
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<B>Ray Charles, is <I>NOT</I> God! NotGod is Not God!</B>