Anybody want a penut?

CassiniMayor · Post by **CassiniMayor** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 5:14 pm

Excuse me, excuse me....

*booming voice* Everybody MOVE!!!

Thank you, much obliged, thank you...

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 6:25 pm

Fezzik, jog his memory.

Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 7:56 pm

"..."

(That was Count Rugen's initial response to Inigo.)

Cayen1234 · Post by **Cayen1234** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:21 am

::fezzik bonks the Albino on his head::
::Albino falls over dead::

CassiniMayor · Post by **CassiniMayor** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 7:45 am

"Wait, what about the R.O.U.S.?"

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I doubt they exist."

(and my sig still doesnt work...)

K. Ivan Ruppert · Post by **K. Ivan Ruppert** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 11:15 pm

Cayen1234 wrote:::fezzik bonks the Albino on his head::
::Albino falls over dead::

"Sorry Inigo, I din mean to jog him so hard!"

So, the original version of TPB never existed? I read the book version Goldman did and he gave every indication that it was indeed a real book that just happened to be very hard to get.

-K

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 4:06 am

"Oh. You mean THIS gate key."

(yeah, it turns out that's it all been one big hoax by the Goldman himself. I tried to find Morgenstern's name in library databases and on the net, only to realize [and discover] that it was just a a very well-designed put-on. But, in order for the story to work, he actually NEEDED to create the hoax [the interaction between grandfather and kid wouldn't work any other way]... so I forgive him.)

Bluecanary · Post by **Bluecanary** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:10 am

have you ever considered piracy?
you'd make an excellent dread pirate roberts...

*yeah, it's an elaborate hoax. it made reading the book he originaly wrote kinda confusing, but it's still good.*

Dragonfairy · Post by **Dragonfairy** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:19 am

"We'll never make it."
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has"

(Goldman continues using his hoax story in the 25th anniversary edition, too, with the first chapter of 'Buttercup's Baby'. I think the whole thing is almost as entertaining as the story itself, personally)

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 4:59 am

Ahahahah!!! Ahahahahah!!! Ahahah---

*keels over*

(Yeah, I wanna read that sometime. What really got me, tho, is how he wrote about his wife and kid in the preamble... it's like, "how much of THAT was true and how much of that was completely made up, too?")

K. Ivan Ruppert · Post by **K. Ivan Ruppert** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 12:12 am

Personally, I quit reading the prolouge shortly after his editor started bugging him to write a new screenplay. At that point, I just skipped to the book itself.

-K

Dragonfairy · Post by **Dragonfairy** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:49 am

"Aaah! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs . . . "
"Blinken, I'm over here."

Whoops, wrong movie . . .

"Well done Westley, sleep tight, I'll most likely kill you in the morning"?
8) Yeah . . .

(well, the DVD talks about Goldman some - yes, I am a Princess Bride freak - and it mentions that he has two daughters, if that means anything)

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 9:33 am

"...is this a KISSING book???"

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:24 pm

"Fezzick are there rocks ahead."
"If there are we'll all be dead."

(No better movie than PB out there.

My favorite movie ever!)

Always
Shel

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:00 am

"What was that for?"

"Because you were always so kind to me and I won't see you again since I'm going to my room to kill myself."

"Well, isn't that nice."

(to the queen) "She KISSED me!!!"

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:48 pm

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it'd be a pity to damage yours."

Always
Shel

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:54 pm

"mmm... Meaghan..."

(oh wait, that's not a PB quote!)

*runs away*

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