Intense hotwings are something that Andre and I can't handle (well mostly me anyway, he can handle sauce that would castrate a lesser man*), nope no way, there are two kinds of intense in this world, Chernobyl sauce intense, and buffalo wild wings medium intense, andre and I certainly can't handle the first one if you believe certain, ahem ahem factual sources**
about the event in which he recreated it by handling a relatively mild attempt at recreating Chernobyl sauce. Then there's medium intensity, Elliot can handle that, but not andre and I, yes even for us some flavors are too intensely bland for even us to handle.
*Examples of lesser men: Look in mirror
** What Monsinuer Jakoby Wingates Fairbrooks Integra Courington wants you to think happened, The event as he wished it would have happened
What really happened
Jake: So what is the hottest sauce here?
Niko: That would be blazing
Waiter: What would you like?
Andre: An order of blazing and and order of wild(2nd hottest sauce)
Jake: Yeah an order of blaze sauce and some medium plza few minutes later
Andre: Gah this stuff is spicy (he notes only as he finishes the last of 6 wings)
Jake: Holy crap this is the spiciest thing evar (notes Mr. Able to drink hotsauce after one bite)
(this part is just a likely hypothesis) later that evening
Jake: There has to be some way to massage my broken ego, I know I'll have my marry sue alter ego defeat Andre at his own game.