Ask Monsieur a question

[OrigamiJoe]

Hi everybody.
I would love it if people could send in questions to Monsieur. Questions about cat related subjects or human related, it doesn't matter.
You can post questions here in the forum or to his email mister.bandana@gmail.com
He doesn't get a lot of email lately. And it makes him sad and forlorn. If I used that word wrong, don't correct he because that would make me sad.

-Joe

[OrigamiJoe]

I have a question Monsieur!
Why doesn't anybody ask you any questions on your message board here?

[OrigamiJoe]

Oh, good question!
People don't post on this board because they don't want to have to register to one more g*# damned website. That's my guess at least.
-Monsieur

[OrigamiJoe]

Ok, I am satisfied with that answer. But then, why don't they send their questions to your email address mister.bandana@gmail.com ?

[OrigamiJoe]

That's a better question.
I got nothin though.
-Monsieur

[Cwrkr12]

Dear Monsieur,

In the 4/27/09 comic, is that what real mice look like in your world, or were you dreaming about a giant toy mouse?

[dusk to dawn]

Hi monsieur! I was just wondering, have you ever come across any MChat fanfiction?

[Cwrkr12]

Dear Monsieur,

What would be your recommended course of action during an apocalyptic zombie outbreak?

[rykit]

Dear Monsieur,

Are there any dogs in your neighborhood?