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Magnanimous as ever, I shall allow you to move first, Silf.

Eddie pulls a hammer seemingly from nowhere and yells "Hey, you meanie! Hand over the artifact!"

"Do you mean... This one?"

Captain Bibliography pulls a wand out of a holster on his belt and points it at Eddie. With a flick of his wrist, he sends four two-foot balls of flaming stone hurtling towards Eddie. They move at an incredible speed, trailing sparks and lumps of molten rock.

OOC: What, no taunts?

The flaming balls (Ha ha! Your attack is gay!) speed towards Eddie, and seem to hit him, but apparently have no effect. "Hey! You tried to hurt me!"

OOC: I assume you've messaged the judge re: how Eddie is not in fact immortal/invincible?

Captain Bibliography responds, "Of course I didn't; had I, it would have been something much more impressive. And effective." He snaps his fingers, and the ground in front of him humps up in five mounds. From each rises a vaguely humanoid figure composed of rock and earth, each about 35 feet tall. As the ground settles, it leaves no sign that it was ever disturbed. Captain Bibliography grabs the hand of the nearest one, which places him delicately on its shoulder. "You'll know when I'm trying because shortly after, you won't know anything."

You know what? I concede. Also, can this warrior be stricken from the records?