by SleepingOrange on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:33 pm
OOC: I assume you've messaged the judge re: how Eddie is not in fact immortal/invincible?
Captain Bibliography responds, "Of course I didn't; had I, it would have been something much more impressive. And effective." He snaps his fingers, and the ground in front of him humps up in five mounds. From each rises a vaguely humanoid figure composed of rock and earth, each about 35 feet tall. As the ground settles, it leaves no sign that it was ever disturbed. Captain Bibliography grabs the hand of the nearest one, which places him delicately on its shoulder. "You'll know when I'm trying because shortly after, you won't know anything."
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery