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No, just when need arises, let the judges know why your character shouldn't be considered dead yet.
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SpriteMeister wrote:Silfedac is the champion.
I will take my win in a dignified manner, which happens not to have anything to do with the word 'BOOSH'. After all, we practice good sportsmanship here.
Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.

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I love being a moderator. :)


I also harbor an almost creepy love for my wonderful friend SleepingOrange.

He Roxxzors my Boxxzors.

He also loves moderation.


Remember that I can edit my own posts, too. Let's not get the higher-ups involved, okay?


Of course, I should remember he was just making a point about his love of moderating, and I should be cool about it, 'cause that's how I roll.


Totally, dawg.
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Worth it!
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((So just what am I fighting? All I know is the name, and apparently that she has big feet.))
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Roseanne Barr, from the TV show Roseanne. She's a short, fat woman with a nasal voice and a serious control issue. She's lower-middle class white trash, and has a large husband and three children.
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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OOH, can she summon them ala chocobo stampede?
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Well, she did assassinate you with one of her daughters, if you remember.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Ah. I thought that "DARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" was just her battle cry.
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Nope, Darlene is her middle child, the precursor-to-emo one.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Might as well get the next one ready while we wait for DCG. Somebody else gets to be judge this time.

Battle #3
Entrants: 2 (SpriteMeister, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Xylina (If I Pay Thee Not in Gold), Captain Bibliography(the Brooding Mage)
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum
Judge: Silfedac

As always, feel free to request any changes.
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Judge=me! I call dibs!
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I figure for the sake of being systematic, since I've already gone against the other two people that come here regularly, I should go against you too; after this, Silf or you or DCG should fight every-one they haven't fought, and so on. Tell me what you think.

Also, who? This Xylina of yours... I know her not...
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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I checked wiki, it sent me to a list of Emily Dickenson poems, but I find nothing.
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Yeah, I went to put a Wiki link with her name, but found no article about her.
She's a powerful conjurer who is banished upon her coming-of-age because the Queen is afraid of being overthrown by the only other conjurer more powerful than herself (side note women can conjure, men can't; men are slaves). She isn't much at all physically (unless you count looks ((what do you expect, Piers Anthony helped write it)) ) and won't kill someone unless she absolutely has to, but she's quite a fighter.

Edit: Oh, and she has a really buff slave that she won in her coming-of-age ceremony, much to everyone's (but the reader's) surprise. His name is Faro.
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Yes, as has been said by others *coughORANGEcough*, Mr. Anthony can be quite an ideal gas.

EDIT: Wow, that last fight got kinda nasty. It's like Orange and Dom back on the Bifforums.

MOVED IN FROM VS. BATTLE 3: (I'd say fair boundaries would be 100 square yards.)
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New set of rules. (see first page)

As we're setting up our next battle, I would like potential contestants to think of their motives, as noted in the rules.

Battle #4
Entrants: 2 (Bandgeek, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Radioactive Blob (Chuck Norris form), Jell
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum (Boundaries: 100-Yard diameter)
Judge: SpriteMeister

As always, feel free to request any changes.
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I'll join with a medium sized glob of radioactive orange goo starting off in the shape of Chuck Noris.
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Orange, what's the deal? You were on for the DnD campaign but didn't pick your warrior? Do you want someone else to join the battle instead?
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No, I'm still thinking... Okay, fine here:

Jell (from Monster Rancher)
Jells are gelatinous monsters with high life, defense, and intelligence. They are very mutable and can transform into a variety of shapes. Being that they aren't exactly composed of cells, radiation would be pretty much a non-factor.

They resemble a human made of clear blue gel from the waist up, except their eyes are hollow, their mouth is generally distended, and where their heart would be is a red sphere, pulsating occasionally. From the waist down, they are an amorphous cone shaped blob.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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