Vs. Battle Preliminaries

[SpriteMeister]

No, just when need arises, let the judges know why your character shouldn't be considered dead yet.

[Silfedac]

Silfedac is the champion.

I will take my win in a dignified manner, which happens not to have anything to do with the word 'BOOSH'. After all, we practice good sportsmanship here.

[SpriteMeister]

I love being a moderator.


I also harbor an almost creepy love for my wonderful friend SleepingOrange.

He Roxxzors my Boxxzors.

He also loves moderation.


Remember that I can edit my own posts, too. Let's not get the higher-ups involved, okay?


Of course, I should remember he was just making a point about his love of moderating, and I should be cool about it, 'cause that's how I roll.


Totally, dawg.

[Silfedac]

Worth it!

[Darth Cloaked Guy]

((So just what am I fighting? All I know is the name, and apparently that she has big feet.))

[SleepingOrange]

Roseanne Barr, from the TV show Roseanne. She's a short, fat woman with a nasal voice and a serious control issue. She's lower-middle class white trash, and has a large husband and three children.

[Silfedac]

OOH, can she summon them ala chocobo stampede?

[SleepingOrange]

Well, she did assassinate you with one of her daughters, if you remember.

[Silfedac]

Ah. I thought that "DARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" was just her battle cry.

[SleepingOrange]

Nope, Darlene is her middle child, the precursor-to-emo one.

[SpriteMeister]

Might as well get the next one ready while we wait for DCG. Somebody else gets to be judge this time.

Battle #3
Entrants: 2 (SpriteMeister, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Xylina (If I Pay Thee Not in Gold), Captain Bibliography(the Brooding Mage)
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum
Judge: Silfedac

As always, feel free to request any changes.

[Silfedac]

Judge=me! I call dibs!

[SleepingOrange]

I figure for the sake of being systematic, since I've already gone against the other two people that come here regularly, I should go against you too; after this, Silf or you or DCG should fight every-one they haven't fought, and so on. Tell me what you think.

Also, who? This Xylina of yours... I know her not...

[Silfedac]

I checked wiki, it sent me to a list of Emily Dickenson poems, but I find nothing.

[SpriteMeister]

Yeah, I went to put a Wiki link with her name, but found no article about her.
She's a powerful conjurer who is banished upon her coming-of-age because the Queen is afraid of being overthrown by the only other conjurer more powerful than herself (side note women can conjure, men can't; men are slaves). She isn't much at all physically (unless you count looks ((what do you expect, Piers Anthony helped write it)) ) and won't kill someone unless she absolutely has to, but she's quite a fighter.

Edit: Oh, and she has a really buff slave that she won in her coming-of-age ceremony, much to everyone's (but the reader's) surprise. His name is Faro.

[Silfedac]

Yes, as has been said by others *coughORANGEcough*, Mr. Anthony can be quite an ideal gas.

EDIT: Wow, that last fight got kinda nasty. It's like Orange and Dom back on the Bifforums.

MOVED IN FROM VS. BATTLE 3: (I'd say fair boundaries would be 100 square yards.)

[SpriteMeister]

New set of rules. (see first page)

As we're setting up our next battle, I would like potential contestants to think of their motives, as noted in the rules.

Battle #4
Entrants: 2 (Bandgeek, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Radioactive Blob (Chuck Norris form), Jell
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum (Boundaries: 100-Yard diameter)
Judge: SpriteMeister

As always, feel free to request any changes.

[Bandgeek]

I'll join with a medium sized glob of radioactive orange goo starting off in the shape of Chuck Noris.

[SpriteMeister]

Orange, what's the deal? You were on for the DnD campaign but didn't pick your warrior? Do you want someone else to join the battle instead?

[SleepingOrange]

No, I'm still thinking... Okay, fine here:

Jell (from Monster Rancher)
Jells are gelatinous monsters with high life, defense, and intelligence. They are very mutable and can transform into a variety of shapes. Being that they aren't exactly composed of cells, radiation would be pretty much a non-factor.

They resemble a human made of clear blue gel from the waist up, except their eyes are hollow, their mouth is generally distended, and where their heart would be is a red sphere, pulsating occasionally. From the waist down, they are an amorphous cone shaped blob.