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Vs. Battle #4 SleepingOrange vs. bandgeek

Postby SpriteMeister on Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:14 pm

Let the games continue!
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Postby SleepingOrange on Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:21 pm

((I'm going to defy precedent and actually *gasp* ATTACK ON THE FIRST POST!))

The Jell makes a burbling screeching noise and transforms into a giant hand. It crawls across the ground at high speed, and as it approaches Chuck Blobbis, it flicks its fingers and launches itself into the air, balling itself into a fist. It crashes into the blob.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Silfedac on Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:55 pm

*Sitting in the bunker with King*

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Postby Bandgeek on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:58 pm

The Orange Chuck Noris shaped gel reconfigures itself into a ring shape which the fist flies through, and as it flies through, the ring contracts, binding the fist.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:32 pm

As it contracts, it pinches the fist into two smaller blobs, which fall to the ground, form back into hands, and clap the ring between them.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:28 pm

ring morphs slightly creating tiny spikes all over it's self, and as the hands close in, it tarts to spin, ripping the hands apart, and sending bluw goop everywere
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Postby SleepingOrange on Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:35 pm

The bits all congregate on the other side of the arena and reform into its original shape. It reaches into its chest and pulls out its core. It throws the core at the blob, where it explodes in a fiery inferno. The shards collect into a sphere again and bounce back to the Jell.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:44 pm

The Orange ring narrowly aviods the shards that fly past by melting into a puddle on the ground, Thenas the se here is bouncing back to Jell, the orange goop slides underneith the Jell, envelopes the Jell, traping it and squeezing.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:15 pm

The Jell puffs up into a hollow sphere covered in spikes, punching holes in the blob. It oozes out of the holes; after so doing, it turns into a fan, which blows the blob against the wall and holds it there. It grows an arm out of the back and starts pulling bricks out of the floor and dropping them into the air-stream.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:45 pm

The Orange goop burns holes in the wall were the bricks are about to hit it, and bounces the bricks back to the Jell
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Postby SleepingOrange on Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:24 pm

The wind keeps them from reaching the Jell.

Suddenly, the jell collapses and oozes into the hole it by created pulling up bricks. After a moment, it launches itself, in the shape of a large knife, out of the wall behind the orange blob.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:49 am

The orange goo splits and forms itself in the shape of 2 knifes! Now they duel.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:41 pm

The Jell morphs into a wheeled contrivance and retreats. Once at a safe distance, it pulls a few more bricks out of the floor and swallows them. It takes the shape of a cannon and begins firing upon the blob.
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Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:02 pm

The Orange Goo splits into a tosand little solders and charges against the attack.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:19 pm

The Jell morphs back into its wheeled form (resembling a motorcycle) and crushes the little men beneath its wheels.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:49 pm

Oh, I didn't know that.
To Spritemeister: I thought I did, Oh well it must not have sent correctly.

Anyways, relizing that there is nothing in the walls, the orange goop jumps up to the airborn cycle, and pounds it back down to the groud, were the dust gets stuck to the jell (which is just damn annoying when dirt getts stuck to jelly like things)
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Postby SleepingOrange on Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:24 am

The Jell screeches and grabs two handfuls of itself where the dust is embedded. They shape themselves into cones; the Jell throws them, point first, at the blob. In midair, they freeze into needle-sharp icicles. They embed themselves in the blob and start freezing him around them.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:08 pm

The Orange goo hurls itself towards the Jell while in process of freezing, and yet again wraps itself around the Jell, completely encasing it, only this time, freezing the Jell along with the Orange goop, only the Jell freezes muc faster being made of water rather than random radioactive material.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:32 pm

((The Jell isn't made of water... I don't know what gave you that idea))

As the two of them freeze, the Jell rails against the blob. Since it's hardening, it cant get out. However, one pseudopod bursts briefly into flames, jut long enough to bore a hole in the blob. The jell oozes out and leaves the blob to freeze. It thaws itself by combusting for a moment.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Bandgeek on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:01 pm

I thought it was. I one website said it was. What ever.

The orange goo shaters itself and falls in sharp spikes onto the Jell.
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