Vs. Battle #2 SleepingOrange vs. Darth Cloaked Guy

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Vs. Battle #2 SleepingOrange vs. Darth Cloaked Guy

Postby SpriteMeister on Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:24 pm

Okay, let the battle commence! *Runs out of arena before anyone can act*
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Postby Silfedac on Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:07 pm

*sitting in stands with popcorn*
Woohoo! Go Darth! put Roseanne out of her misery!
Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.

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I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away."
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Postby SleepingOrange on Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:10 pm

"DARLEEENE!"

The last thing Silf sees as the piano wire tightens around his neck and his vision fades is a lock of curly black hair falling over his shoulder.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:26 pm

Two faint glimmers of reflected light betray the presence of beady eyes in the shadows, watching their opponent, and studying her.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:28 pm

OOC: Fine. Dammit, why do I have to always make the first move? '~'

Roseanne lifts one behemoth foot and stomps. The floor cracks and levers, tossing DCG into the air. He lands unceremoniously at Roseanne's feet.

"Look, who-ever you are; I'm in charge around here, and I intend to see it stays that way. Got that?"

Her nasally voice drills into DCG's psyche like an auger through warm cheese.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Silfedac on Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:41 pm

SleepingOrange wrote:"DARLEEENE!"

The last thing Silf sees as the piano wire tightens around his neck and his vision fades is a lock of curly black hair falling over his shoulder.


OMJEBUS! My living!
Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.

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I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away."
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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:26 pm

The figure looked up at her with a devious smirk before the illusory image faded away like fog dispersed by the wind.

The dark, beady eyes reappeared, exactly in the place they were before, but just a little more menacing.

"Tsk, tsk," his voice addressed her with an odd combination of melody and malice. "Violence is always the first resort of the incompetant. Why don't you just go back to your trailer and forget you ever saw me. Otherwise..."

He conjured a small sphere of flame above his hand, which seemed to illuminate everything except him.

"...you may not live to regret your decision."
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Postby SleepingOrange on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:03 pm

((She attacked him, but it was just an illusion~~~. And you told me I was a god-moder.))

"Look here, pal. I don't have to take this. Put that fire out and get out here. NOW."

DCG's hand closes and the fire-ball goes out with a *fpish*. He feels a terrible urge to move out into the open, and his right foot inches forward.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:01 am

((A: Your attack didn't make sense, and B: Your attack gave me no other chance to counter it. Using illusions is not god-moding.))

The figure stepped forward, still utterly unlit, with darkness trailing behind him like mist.

"Interesting. Your mind must be very powerful to be able to do that and at the same time keep so large a body in motion. You know..."

What little light did touch him shone upon one of his white teeth as he grinned deviously. Out of his other hand sprang forth a larger, white hot fireball that leapt toward his opponent.

"... it is a big target."
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Postby SleepingOrange on Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:00 pm

((A: yes it did; you need to watch more cartoons. Every-one knows that when some-one really fat or with super-strength stomps, this happens. And B, I was joking. It was a JOKE. don't take things so seriously.))

The fire-ball hurtles straight towards Roseanne, and she makes no move to avoid it. At the last possible moment, she pulls her left hand out of the apron pocket it had been residing in; it's encased in a hot-mitt. She contemptuously slaps the fire-ball away; it lands a few feet to her right, and puffs out.

"Bit of a one-trick pony, aren't we?"

With-out warning, and with a frankly astonishing speed, Roseanne charges towards DCG. Just before they collide, she extends her hand in a straight-arm, and puts all her bulk and momentum behind the blow.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:36 pm

"Not really," the voice taunts her as the ground in front of Roseanne turns to ice and the cloaked figure jumps out of the way.

"I just want people to think that."
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Postby SleepingOrange on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:43 pm

Roseanne digs her heels into the bricks and ice and screeches to a halt.

"You sure jump around and hide a lot. But then, I suppose not every-one's cut out be a real man."

Roseanne cocks her hips and crosses her arms, waiting.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:57 am

"The only real you're cut out to be is real fat," the figure replies.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:08 pm

"That was... insulting? I guess."
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:31 pm

The figure hovers back a few feet, preparing another spell.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:53 pm

As he hovers back, Roseanne pulls a barbecue skewer out of her apron and hurls it with deadly speed and precision.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:22 pm

The cloaked figure abandons his spell to catch the barbecue skewer. With a cantrip, he heats the skewer and sends it flying back at his large opponent.
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Postby SleepingOrange on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:28 pm

Roseanne catches the skewer with her mitted hand and puts it back in her apron.

"Is your memory really that short? For shame."

As she speaks, DCG hears a soft sound and feels a knife slide between his ribs.

"Good job, Dj."
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

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Postby Darth Cloaked Guy on Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:42 pm

((If you're going to cheat, screw this. I'm out.))
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Postby SpriteMeister on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:33 pm

Frankly, you should have seen that coming. Orange did mention that she had three kids, and has already used one of them to take out Silfedac.
Besides, the whole point of this is to have fun, not win. You're supposed to come up with a way that it wasn't fatal, and then retaliate.
Furthermore, death isn't the end-all; see here.
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