Vs. Battle #5 SpriteMeister vs. Silfedac

[SpriteMeister]

Commence!


"Purrr..."
Ki-T is sleeping in the middle of the arena, seemingly unaware of the other cat's presence.

[Silfedac]

Simon stretches out and takes a nap in a patch of sunlight.

[SpriteMeister]

Clouds roll in, cutting off the sunlight except for a small patch where Ki-T is laying.

[Silfedac]

Simon continues to sleep, oblivious to the ooutside world.

[SpriteMeister]

The clouds start pouring down rain, soaking everything outside of Ki-T's sunbeam.

[Silfedac]

A bubble of dry, warm air appears around Simon. He continues to sleep.

[SpriteMeister]

The rain ceases, and Ki-T wakes up. He heads over to Simon and lays down on top of him, sharing the warm air, then falls back asleep.

[Silfedac]

Simon rolls over in his sleep. Ki-T is dumped onto the ground.

[SpriteMeister]

(On a completely unrelated note, Orange is in the middle of his mid-terms right now, so I'd rather not bug him about the campaign. Besides, I hardly see him anymore.)

Ki-T wakes up, realizes what happened to him, and lays down on Simon's head.

[Silfedac]

Simon begins sleep-eating. It's like sleep walking, but with eating instead of walking. Guess what's next to his mouth?

[SpriteMeister]

Simon sinks his teeth into what feels like metal. Ki-T seems a lot heavier now, as well. Simon now has a mouthful of hair, which can only result in one thing for a cat.

[Silfedac]

Simon hawks up a potent combination of a massive hairball, saliva, and digestive juices. It is expelled with such force that Ki-T is sent flying across the arena. Simon stands up, stretches, and begins pacing.

[SpriteMeister]

Halfway down the arena, the hairball disappears, and Ki-T with it. As Simon stands up, a huge wet something hits him from behind. He climbs out of the now even more massive hairball to see Ki-T cleaning himself a short ways behind where Simon was just sleeping.

[Silfedac]

Simon walks over to Ki-T, vomits on him as a sign of contempt, then begins to clean himself.

[SpriteMeister]

(Blagh. I hate this new setup. I had to reload the page in order to see the text box.)

Ki-T disappears before the vomit hits him, and re-appears behind Simon. He makes a bold pounce at Simon's tail.

[Silfedac]

(I hate it too. Do you know how long it's taken me to log in?)

Simon twitches his tail out of the way and releases a large, smelly pile out of a place very near his tail. Ki-T runs smack into it, and I do mean *SMACK*.

[SpriteMeister]

(Not as long as it takes me to log in, I'm sure. I have dial-up, remember? And on top of that, it's been incredibly slow this last month. {28,800bps , compared to the usual 48,000 and standard dial-up's 56,000. Fun, no?})

Ki-T teleports away, letting the rest of the pile finish its descent. Blocks (the brown, squinty-eyed ones) appear all around Simon, closing him in. The ground around him starts to turn into kitty litter.

[Silfedac]

Simon neatly buries his buisness and leaps out of the enclosed area, then stretches out and settles in for another nap.

(By the way, who was judging this/how long was it going to go on?)

[SpriteMeister]

(Orange is judging and we're going to twenty posts, so your next one will be the last.)
((And I'm sorry that I haven't been on much lately, but I've been involved in the school musical, and last week was "tech week", meaning that I was at the school until 10:00 every day. I have performances all through this week as well, but I'll try to get on during lunch sometime, if I can bypass the school's filter.))

One last "block" appears over Simon while he blissfully sleeps. A moment later, the thwomp comes crashing down on Simon with a loud *grunt*. Ki-T is sleeping on top of the thwomp, and starts purring in contempt.

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[Silfedac]

The air above Ki-T suddenly makes a soft "blip" noise. Ki-T looks up just in time to scramble out of the way of Simon, falling from the sky. Simon lands daintily on his feet before pushing Ki-T off the Thwomp. Simon then jumps off himself. As he does, the block inexplicably falls on Ki-T. Simon settles down for another nap, and when he wakes up, neither Ki-T nor the block are anywhere to be seen, and won't be for quite a long time.