Ralph, what is he, what does he taste like?

Austen · Post by **Austen** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 7:29 am

This has already been revealed, and if you didn't figure it out, then, uh, well, I can't help you, I guess.I knew from right off that Ralph was a moogle (or some evolutionary variant), which made me enjoy the strip even more. (See: masturbation, looking for hookers.)Austen

Deadcoil · Post by **Deadcoil** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 11:46 am

HE'S A MOOGLE! A MOTHERFUCKING MOOGLE! Jesus CHRIST, how hard is it to figure that out? ------------------
A bird in the hand is crunchy, if somewhat hard to wipe your bottom with.

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Fri Dec 22, 2000 9:07 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mephistopheles:
I figured lng ago that he is a moogle, but he's not an ordinary moogle. He has some genetic-deformation that was caused by incest, an affair with a non-moogle, radiation or that his ancestors played to close to the microwave.I want to find out what that special deformation is.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>An affair with Hello Kitty actually......Who is pretty deformed to begin with.

Deadcoil · Post by **Deadcoil** » Sat Dec 23, 2000 1:35 am

Sorry about the earlier outburst. I find myself to have one odd affinity in life, and that's moogles. It started when I played the USA release of FF3. I don't know why. Moogles just rock the fuck out. I know, I know. Odd. A 5'10" weight lifter who does cartoons about shooting mormons in the head and snorting coke from a goth chick's asscrack while listening to Death Metal, but I like little Care-Bear-On-Acid, winged, fuzzy creatures that say "Kupoppo" and such.Well, fuck you. I like Moogles.------------------
A bird in the hand is crunchy, if somewhat hard to wipe your bottom with.

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Thu Dec 28, 2000 1:36 am

As someone who isn't otaku, and has never played Final Fantasy (if the fantasy is so final, why have there been nine of them?) yelling at me that he's a 'moogle' doesn't accomplish anything.Would anyone who knows how to be courteous be willing to explain to us non-gamer heathen what a 'moogle' is?We'd appreciate it.-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
aka Roadrash Frankie
Consummate Troublemaker

Ranma · Post by **Ranma** » Thu Dec 28, 2000 9:13 am

Its easy. Just picture Ralph smaller with no hair and some small wings on his back. There thats a moogle.

Pooga · Post by **Pooga** » Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ranma:
Its easy. Just picture Ralph smaller with no hair and some small wings on his back. There thats a moogle.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>...or just check out the picture at the top of <A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum11 ... 00028.html" TARGET=_blank>this thread</A>. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Pooga <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net6/oink.gif"> ------------------
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Sean · Post by **Sean** » Sat Dec 30, 2000 3:04 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mephistopheles:
Yes, well helo kitty is a product from incest . . . wich reminds me that there are official hello kitty condoms<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>And an official vibrator. Scary.

Deadcoil · Post by **Deadcoil** » Sat Dec 30, 2000 3:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ranma:
Its easy. Just picture Ralph smaller with no hair and some small wings on his back. There thats a moogle.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>NO NO NO.That so-called Description does NOT do Moogles justice, damn your eyes.Moogles are a character Square used in Final Fantasy 3/6 that I first looked at with loathing, then acceptance, then something akin to really deep friendship. Little white teddy bears, they have red wings and an antenna. In battle, they dance around and cause all kinds of havoc and hurt to your enemies. They also have a penchant for saying Moogle Words, such as Kupo, Kupoppo, and in FF9, the new Kuppopoppo.Were Square to ever genetically engineer one from Koala, Bat, and Surfer DNA, I would buy one.------------------
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Ranma · Post by **Ranma** » Sat Dec 30, 2000 3:51 am

"That so-called Description does NOT do Moogles justice,"Yeah I know...but I half asleep at time i posted that.

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Sun Dec 31, 2000 3:48 am

Thanks deadcoil. That actually gave me a little bit more of an idea of what they were. I'm getting the suspicion that nobody is really able to give a really good description of them, but that was the best so far.-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
aka Roadrash Frankie
Consummate Troublemaker