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by **Clay** on Tue Oct 03, 2000 9:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>To Clay: Sorry boy, we don't serve NECROS!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's nice, but why are you telling me? Shouldn't you be telling these "necros" you seem so unfond of?

by **Greenreaper** on Wed Oct 04, 2000 3:21 am

"ut-oh"Actually, I think half the message boards on Keenspace have posts violating their charter (the majority of which are by the moderators ;-)

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by **Poe** on Wed Oct 04, 2000 5:56 am

Wow... discussing what type of penis a male character has... Okay, peoples I do believe we have just hit a keenspace record for how disturbing and perverse a post could get. God... it almost makes me want to do a strip on the subject!

by **Miller** on Thu Oct 05, 2000 9:58 am

Wow... discussing what type of penis a male character has...Well... it has to better than discussing what type of penis a female character has. Okay now that I've horrified and/or offended the entire forum (with the possible exception of Clay <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">) I will shuffle off back into perverse obscurity.Miller, yes those were the chimps I was talking about.

by **Poe** on Fri Oct 06, 2000 6:42 am

Hey, I dunno... there's gotta be a story idea in that somewhere. Hmm... "Ralph and the Prostitute

by **LostJonny** on Fri Oct 06, 2000 10:37 am

Sounds like a winner to me. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif">
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by **Dark Wolfie** on Thu Oct 12, 2000 8:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Miller:
Actually as the bastard child of Hello-kitty and a moogle (thus at least half a cat-morph) the barbed pecker of a tomcat (correct term for a male cat) might be included in the biological (or bioillogical) package, this may be why the oversexed little prevert (correct term for a young pervert) can't get laid. Or worse (from his POV) he might have a simian's smooth prick (why apes {Humans included} really enjoy sex in comparison to other less fortunate mammels) or something in between the two states (ribbed for her pleasure) he is a humanoid cat/moogle type thing after all, and the fear/rumour of the normal felines sexual equipment <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> keeps the girls away from his actually quite cute bod.Miller remind me to tell you about the Bonobo Chimpanzee, now there's an ape whose sex drive puts ours to shame.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I find this post at last. Well, this reply is a bit late, but I suspect Ralph doesn't have something like that. Remember: he masturbates eight times each times. If he had a barbed penis, he'd probably be in the hospital. ^_^So, I think we can reasonably assume that Ralph has a penis smooth enough not to hurt his hand. Well, other than the cramps and stains one can reasonably expect from that much masturbation.------------------
I now have a signature. Feel the terror.Dark Wolfie, tormentor of babies and speaker of the truth that sets brave people to gibbering.Also full of it.[This message has been edited by Dark Wolfie (edited 10-12-2000).]

by **Miller** on Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:47 am

It doesn't prevent the ribbed theory though.Miller
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by **Jeero** on Mon Feb 04, 2002 3:27 am

*head hits desk*
So, I randomly pick a thread, any thread, and I find a discussion about the abrasiveness of Ralph's penis...
And I'm even replying. Why the sod am I replying?
*hits submit* Oh, fuck.

by **RichardIWebster** on Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:27 pm

"......Are yah gonna get some milage out of Ralph's Barbed Pecker, Poe?"

by **Putingkuting** on Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:27 am

Er, could we talk about something ELSE? All this talk about Ralph's... (ahem) Ralph is going nowhere. I didn't even know what the first post is 'cause of database error. Anyone care to enlighten me what in the world drove Poe speechless on the next page?
Oh, and Nairohe is my favorite fan artist. I wish she'd make more wallpapers. I'm still using the one with Bimbo and the Britney Spears lyrics :smile:

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