What is Ralph...

Postby Poe on Wed Nov 01, 2000 9:21 am

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Miller:
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[b]I cam see it now Babylon Jones returns after a 4 year absence to visit Jordan, encounters Ralph, confuses him for her nemesis Happy-Kat, and attempts to ventilate him. The running battle (Ralph running, Babs battling) trashes most of the apartment building severely annoying Jordan and only stops when it encounters the running battle between Bunny (the mega-sword wielding girl wearing a pink bunny outfit) and Tomata (The Saiyan feminist who had gone berserk because of that time of the month) whereupon the midden really hits the windmill.</B><P>
Um... crap... you people are getting to damn close with some these guesses... <P>Errr... but you're WRONG!! Uh... yeah, she returns after only a THREE year absence, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Yep... uh-huh... really. <P>Anyway, you only have to wait till next Monday to see it, that's when the storyline starts.<P>And 'Little Miss Magical Pretty Soldier Post Apocalyptic Sailor Moon Rip-Off Girl Bunny' is being saved for something real special, later on. <P>
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Postby Icarus on Thu Nov 02, 2000 12:46 pm

I started something that made Poe paranoid. If only I could capitolize on this...<P>------------------
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Postby DeosArcana on Fri Nov 03, 2000 4:34 am

Argh...It's so unfair! <P>There are a billion and one web-artists out there (Poe being one of the funnier ones). But you know what, where are all the web-writers? Why is it so easy to find the latest web-comic online even when you're not trying, but finding someone who writes on a regular basis is next to impossible?<P>It's times like this I wish *I* was the visually artistic one, instead of being bitten by the writing bug. Life is a cruel mistress, especially when she brings out the cat o'nine-tails. *CRACK* YEOWCH! Alright Alright! I'll wrap this up, just don't hit me anymore!<P>Anyways, I think it's totally unfair that the writers of the word are totally and utterly unappreciated. Damn you people, so obsessed with seeing your half-naked chicks, big explosions, and spritely elven-girls doing acts which defy the laws of physics! Take some time to read a book and see that there are starving writers out there in need of attention too.<P>You know, this would be the perfect time to plug a web-site full of writing and stuff, but guess what...I don't have one! Why you ask (Or maybe you don't, but I'll pretend you did)? Well, it's because I'm ass-lazy, and the prospect of learning even basic HTML to create a web-page boggles the mind. Anyways, I'm just hopped up on Sprite and those mini-nestle crunch bars, don't mind me. <P>------------------
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Postby Pikel on Fri Nov 03, 2000 7:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DeosArcana:
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You know, this would be the perfect time to plug a web-site full of writing and stuff, but guess what...I don't have one! Why you ask (Or maybe you don't, but I'll pretend you did)? Well, it's because I'm ass-lazy, and the prospect of learning even basic HTML to create a web-page boggles the mind. Anyways, I'm just hopped up on Sprite and those mini-nestle crunch bars, don't mind me. <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>um, I do know basic html, but a lot of the people who create webpages simply use something like frontpage, which makes it really easy, but since I dunno whther its free or you have to buy it or anything I'm going to stop now<P>------------------
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Postby Strangefour on Fri Nov 03, 2000 8:45 am

Hmmm... Nekkid Angel... Great Cthulhu's Ghost! <P>I've been there before. I don't remember BJ those. So I'm guessing I wandered over there looking for *ahem* "artistic renderings of the beauty that is the female anatomy." <P>ie- It was 3 in the morning, I had nothing important to do, and I misspelled "gentile" in a search engine. Or some thing like that. But I didn't bookmark it once was lost but now is found.<P>ps- We need more porn Poe. <P>------------------
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Postby Strangefour on Fri Nov 03, 2000 10:05 am

Okay, I give. What the hell is a Babylon Jones? I remember the Tower, but I never met anybody named Jones there. <P>------------------
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Postby Poe on Mon Nov 06, 2000 4:16 am

The reason I never finished up that writing section is because most of the stuff that I wanted to put up, old scripts, a few essays, and a three part illustrated story that has a few appearances by some of the EN cast are all stuck in a damn apple works file format and since I had to move over to a pc after my mac was sorta destroyed, I don't have any software that can read that format.
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Postby Icarus on Mon Nov 06, 2000 9:59 am

If you haven't thrown the files away, I've got a Mac so I can probably translate them for you. I'd put my email address here, but then it'd be up on the board for all eternity for people to harrass me with. If you're interested, just say so and I'll send you a message from the main EN page.<P>------------------
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Postby CandleJack on Mon Nov 06, 2000 11:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poe:
<B>The reason I never finished up that writing section is because most of the stuff that I wanted to put up, old scripts, a few essays, and a three part illustrated story that has a few appearances by some of the EN cast are all stuck in a damn apple works file format and since I had to move over to a pc after my mac was sorta destroyed, I don't have any software that can read that format. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Much like Icarus, I can also do the file format translation thing. In fact, I am one of those lucky few to have a Macintosh and a Windows machine on my desk, side by side. File format conversion is pretty damned easy.<P>Unfortunately, I don't have Appleworks here at work (stuck with Monkeysoft Word), but I could easily do the conversion thing after a file-send home and back.<P>Hrm... Icarus may be faster. :sigh:
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Postby Alfador on Wed Jan 03, 2001 7:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dark Wolfie:
<B> Actually, I'd rather like to see Ralph naked. And I'm male.<P>Now only if I was female, I could give him some real *company*.<P>Umm, yeah.<P>Poe, are you terrified yet?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And then there are those who would want to see either. Not me, mind you, but I could name two comic strip characters. Guess the strips they come from and win a prize...or not. Volair and Zig Zag.<P>------------------
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Postby Miller on Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:18 am

Ah yes the old home town.<P>Miller
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