What is Ralph...

Postby Greenreaper on Mon Oct 09, 2000 12:58 am

The question is, what with?<P>(After today's strip, I'm betting nude pinups in compromising positions, but who knows ;-)<P>TheGreenReaper (Laurence Parry)
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Postby Poe on Mon Oct 09, 2000 3:27 am

Actully, he get's his money the same way I assume Riff from Sluggy does...<P>By blackmailing his realitives.
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Postby Djdreamshade on Mon Oct 09, 2000 9:16 am

I dunno. I kinda see Ralph as the opportunist. He doesn't technically DO anything, he just puts himself in situations that give him the opportunity to make money through illegal/quas-illegal things (many of which I'm sure involve Bimbo). Kinda reminds me of Nabiki from Ranma 1/2...<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Mon Oct 09, 2000 10:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poe:
<B>By blackmailing his realitives. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah, OK. That's more plausible anyway. What was I thinking?
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Postby Dark Wolfie on Tue Oct 10, 2000 1:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wafuru:
<B>HEY! I wouldn't mind seeing Ralph nekkid... Bimbo's in the buff a lot, how about some equal rights here??!<P>*watches all the men flee*<P>Aww.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Actually, I'd rather like to see Ralph naked. And I'm male.<P>Now only if I was female, I could give him some real *company*.<P>Umm, yeah.<P>Poe, are you terrified yet?<P>------------------
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Postby Greenreaper on Wed Oct 11, 2000 3:05 am

> Oh, okay. Well, could you give us naked Ralph fanservice? <P>> Oh man, why did I get a big kick of saying that?<P>Probably because you're sick and twisted, just like the rest of us . . .<P>*sigh*. Porn requests. It was bound to happen, Poe. You get all sorts on the Internet - being one of them, I should know - *g*<P>TheGreenReaper (Laurence Parry)
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Postby Poe on Wed Oct 11, 2000 6:45 am

Hee-hee... you kidding? I already hit the terrified level back at the 'barbed pecker' post someone made a couple weeks ago.
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Postby Dark Wolfie on Wed Oct 11, 2000 10:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poe:
<B>Hee-hee... you kidding? I already hit the terrified level back at the 'barbed pecker' post someone made a couple weeks ago.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh, okay. Well, could you give us naked Ralph fanservice? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Oh man, why did I get a big kick of saying that?<P>------------------
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Postby Caster13 on Thu Oct 12, 2000 7:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by greenreaper:
<B>> *sigh*. Porn requests. It was bound to happen, Poe. <P>TheGreenReaper (Laurence Parry)</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I bet he loves every minute of it ^_^<P>-Caster<P>------------------
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Postby Poe on Mon Oct 16, 2000 2:05 am

In the words of the immortal Shaft...<P>"You damn right."<P>heh.<P>------------------
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Postby Icarus on Mon Oct 16, 2000 5:18 am

Wait a minute...that last bit in your signature...you're talking about Babylon Jones, aren't you?<P>------------------
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Postby Poe on Tue Oct 17, 2000 3:41 am

*quickly hides the EN scripts* Hey, no reading ahead!! hee-hee...<P>
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Postby Icarus on Tue Oct 17, 2000 9:04 am

I just sort of made the connection. You already brought in Jordan, although she's a mad scientist instead of a...wait, what was she in the other one?<P>------------------
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Postby Bryn on Tue Oct 17, 2000 11:34 am

EN and Babylon Jones Crossover?! *drools* <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Bryn, Babylon Jones Fanboy<P>------------------
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Postby Dark Wolfie on Wed Oct 18, 2000 1:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyrin:
<B>Damn...when's that contract up for renewal? Or maybe someone can do some fanart, hell I don't care. I'm willing to bet Poe's just looking for an excuse to strip her down anyway. He could probably get an extra toilet from Lopow if he had Jordan and Bimbo get it on in a strip. Though that's something I'd rather not see, it'd get ratings, and EN deserves them.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Having explict sex involving Ralph would do that, actually. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing Jordan conquer the world with her clones coated with mind-controlling sustances.
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Postby Kyrin on Wed Oct 18, 2000 2:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dark Wolfie:
<B> Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing Jordan conquer the world with her clones coated with mind-controlling sustances.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>If by 'mind-controlling substances' you mean Nutella or perhaps honey then sign me up! Attractive women can cover themselves in either one and conquer my world any time!<P>Yes I know I've single handedly shown that I have absolutely no maturity whatsoever with that comment, but the beauty is that I really don't care.<P>
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Postby Greenreaper on Wed Oct 18, 2000 6:06 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyrin:
<B> Yes I know I've single handedly shown that I have absolutely no maturity whatsoever with that comment, but the beauty is that I really don't care.
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Postby Kyrin on Wed Oct 18, 2000 6:46 am

If Ralph's a moogle (or the bastard child thereof), can we expect to see him in Final Fantasy IX? There hasn't been a cool moogle since Mog (the one from VI) and I'm going through withdrawl. <P>And how come no one's mentioned seeing Jordan naked yet? Everyone's in such a hurry to see ralph, have we forgotten about Jordan? I mean, yeah she's only 16 but damned if she isn't one hot 16 year old. I don't care if there are laws, it'd be worth it! I live in a city with laws against oral sex anyway, so it's not like sex laws have ever stopped me before! Start stripping her now, please! I have money, I can pay you, Poe, just get her nekkid.<P>And Ralph too. I would kinda like to see that just because very few people have the balls to strip their male characters down to the buff, and I'd like to see you break the mold (which would be ironic for someone who censors his language on occasion).<P>Love the comic, btw, it's now the first thing I visit every day, along with Penny Arcade.<P>------------------
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Postby Dark Wolfie on Wed Oct 18, 2000 7:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyrin:
<B>If Ralph's a moogle (or the bastard child thereof), can we expect to see him in Final Fantasy IX? There hasn't been a cool moogle since Mog (the one from VI) and I'm going through withdrawl. <P>And how come no one's mentioned seeing Jordan naked yet? Everyone's in such a hurry to see ralph, have we forgotten about Jordan? I mean, yeah she's only 16 but damned if she isn't one hot 16 year old. I don't care if there are laws, it'd be worth it! I live in a city with laws against oral sex anyway, so it's not like sex laws have ever stopped me before! Start stripping her now, please! I have money, I can pay you, Poe, just get her nekkid.<P>And Ralph too. I would kinda like to see that just because very few people have the balls to strip their male characters down to the buff, and I'd like to see you break the mold (which would be ironic for someone who censors his language on occasion).<P>Love the comic, btw, it's now the first thing I visit every day, along with Penny Arcade.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>In the cast section, it says that Jordan was the only one smart enough to put a clause against nudity in her contract. That makes her even more cool in my book.<P>------------------
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Postby Kyrin on Wed Oct 18, 2000 8:51 am

Damn...when's that contract up for renewal? Or maybe someone can do some fanart, hell I don't care. I'm willing to bet Poe's just looking for an excuse to strip her down anyway. He could probably get an extra toilet from Lopow if he had Jordan and Bimbo get it on in a strip. Though that's something I'd rather not see, it'd get ratings, and EN deserves them.
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