KEENSPACE, PLEASE READ THIS

Bb · Post by Bb » Fri Jan 12, 2001 2:12 am

why do i have to tell you my address and phone number?
are you going to phone me or send me things? cause i DO NOT want that!!!
all i want is someplace i can put my comic!
sorry if im sounding really rude, bit it's true!!!
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 3:55 am

Dude, they're all out to get you. It's a conspiracy. In fact, I bet they're watching you *right now*. Turn on the sprinklers. That'll piss 'em off.------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Carson_Daly · Post by **Carson_Daly** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 4:08 am

and make sure to turn your house inside out looking for wire taps. cos you never know. it's not paranoia if they're really out to get ya <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">. oh, and wave and smile and turn and wave. they like your runway stylings.
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Carson Daly, MTV host
and idiot savant.

Insult · Post by **Insult** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 4:38 am

BB, PLEASE READ THIS:why do i have to host your comic for free?
are you not going to help pay for the large amount of bandwidth that online comics generate? cause i DO NOT want that!!!
all i want is a way to find out who is using my service and perhaps make back a little bit to pay off the ISP! sorry if im sounding really rude, bit it's true!!!***I'm not associated with Keenspot in any way, other than having my strip hosted here. I just wanted to say- if you don't like the rules they set up in order to give you a FREE SERVICE then go somewhere else, or pay for hosting yourself. No one owes you anything. Sorry if I'm sounding rude, but it's true.*** <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by bb:
why do i have to tell you my address and phone number?
are you going to phone me or send me things? cause i DO NOT want that!!!
all i want is someplace i can put my comic!
sorry if im sounding really rude, bit it's true!!!
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/mad.gif ... UOTE>------------------
insult to injury
lame ass webcomic updated thrice weekly
http://insult.keenspace.com

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 5:41 am

I can understand why you're frustrated, but why does it matter? If they want it and won't send you anything, let them have it. They won't give you junk mail!------------------
The time travel webcomic! Free every week!
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com</A>

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 6:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Glick Glidewell:
I can understand why you're frustrated, but why does it matter? If they want it and won't send you anything, let them have it. They won't give you junk mail!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wait! Then where the hell did this "You May Already Be A Winner!" crap come from?!------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

ZOMBIE USER 54 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 54** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 2:40 am

how does the above post relate to winning anything? damnit, i want my prize now, the checks on the way! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
Rick Zawadzki
<A HREF="http://barclayusa.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Barclay, U.S.A.</A> - Mediocrity at its finest!"Egg!?!"

John T · Post by **John T** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 7:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by bb:
yeah, thanks for nothing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, didja honestly expect a real answer? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> Look, they won't send you anything. The most they'll use your information for is to send you a check if you break 50,000 pageviews. 'Kay?------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 9:50 am

Well, you may already be a winner! Just send Keenspace a blank check for your chance to win!(I'm not affiliated with Keenpace Management)------------------
The time travel webcomic! Free every week!
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com</A>

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 10:34 am

I have never received anything from Keenspace in the mail, nor received any solicitations by phone.Occasionally some of the crashes in the past have been the fault of ONE comic messing things up -- in those cases, I hope they DO use the phone number.------------------
Scott Maddix
<A HREF="http://PDI.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Psychic Dyslexia Institute:</A>
Where we all have special special powers

Bb · Post by Bb » Sat Jan 13, 2001 10:41 am

yeah, thanks for nothing.
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Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 9:04 am

KEENSPACE IS FREE!!? Your kidding me! Who the hell have I been paying for the past month! Damn it.You may have already lost. ------------------
***witty_comment***
Creator of <A HREF="http://nemo.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Heaven & Earth</A>

Joshua_w · Post by **Joshua_w** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 12:47 pm

Besides, what service DOESN'T ask for this information? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">WhooT!! (no, really, WhooT!!)
--josh------------------
Josh Hammerstedt. Photon Jockey.<A HREF="http://insidejoke.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Inside Joke</A>. <A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/cgi-bin/ubb/fo ... &number=90" TARGET=_blank>Forum</A>. Enjoy.[This message has been edited by joshua_w (edited 01-14-2001).]

Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 1:45 am

I was going to sign up for Keenspace in the first week, (honestly!!!!) but what got me was the demand for a phone no, I don't mind giving out my address to these guys because I know them (or know they're trustablish) but anyway, apparently it's not compulsory. The advice I had was to put an obviously false phone number (ie, 1234567890) but maybe its best to clear it first with one of the Big Four.Mab------------------
<A HREF="http://blottostreet.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Blotto Street</A> - The most important British webcomic about student life you'll EVER read.

Tirdun · Post by **Tirdun** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 5:07 am

I thought I had to give my address 'cuz the Keenspace management wanted a place to crash from time to time. Ah, well, the Fortress of Solitude was getting pretty lonely anyhow.

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 1:11 am

That's correct. I have just cancelled my lease and will be conducting the "Keenspace Po' Man's World Tour." Get those couches warmed up, cause Gav's coming to town!Seriously, though, we only ask for your address and phone number in order to pay you if your strip gets popular enough... and possibly to send you fabulous prizes and exciting merchandise! We won't do anything nasty with it. If you don't feel comfortable giving it, then don't. But then we might not be able to send you the fabulous prizes. Who are you to resist fabulous prizes?------------------
Lates...
Darren "Gav" Bleuel
(Traveling)(<A HREF="http://www.nukees.com/" TARGET=_blank>Nukees</A>)

Bonk · Post by **Bonk** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 7:27 am

Notice how this whole section of the board got quiet when Gav spoke up? Talk about power... whooomm...
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Kan Kong · Post by **Kan Kong** » Fri Jan 19, 2001 2:37 am

I haven't gotten any fabulous prizes yet, unless you count a flaming bag of dead squirrels on my doorstep. Not that anyone here would know anything about that, right? Chris? Gav?------------------
--Dan Frioli, known to most as Sergeant Bomar or Simon Jester. <A HREF="http://kankong.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Crudely Drawn Adventures of Kan Kong</A>
Now with 33% more characters!"I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you go away."
--James Earl Jones, "Field of Dreams"

Insult · Post by **Insult** » Fri Jan 19, 2001 3:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kan Kong:
flaming bag of dead squirrels<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>that is the funniest thing i've read all day. Either that or it's 5 and i'm damn tired of working.------------------
insult to injury
lame ass webcomic updated thrice weekly
<A HREF="http://insult.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://insult.keenspace.com</A>

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 19, 2001 3:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Gav:
That's correct. I have just cancelled my lease and will be conducting the "Keenspace Po' Man's World Tour." Get those couches warmed up, cause Gav's coming to town!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>QUICK! HIDE THE GUINNESS!------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!