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Joel Fagin wrote:Isn't there meant to be a map on the back of the declaration of independance?

Like a treasure map? Because that would be awesome.

Sir, you may call yourself whatever you like. You are free!

Jackhass wrote:I didn't actually bother to read that...but I'm sure it was very witty and full of great in-jokes I wouldn't have gotten.

Thank you, it was very witty.

You indolent supporter of despotism! We shall offer you no refuge when the heads roll.

The Declaration of Space's Independence by President Bob's Rightful Successor-in-Chief From this point forward, we shall pursue, as I have always endeavoured to pursue, a policy of radical democratization of the fora and indeed, our beloved host in general. Although our authority may not as of yet ...

Wait a tick, you were a fake First Lady! Furthermore, the First Lady has no authority other then that of making drunken jokes!

Well, now that Bob's out of power, let me just say that I've always been deeply opposed to his oligarchy. I deplore elitism and everything it stands for. I have always been a supporter of democracy and an opponent of Bob. But, as Bob's Vice President, I am now going to have to take my perfectly just...

Fantastic work as always, Mr President!

Praise be to Bob!

Sortelli wrote:I think I liked this thread better when everyone hated each other.

I've had enough of your crap. Go to hell.

I don't know. Dating sims never prepared me for that. Can't you just have sex with soft music playing in the background and live happily ever after?

DarkMagician wrote:

• Maria & Michelle are really just a heterosexual couple in California.

That's disgusting! Have they no morals!?

Clique - well, what can I say about it? The idiot author only has five strips up and one of them isn't even a strip. When was the last time the fuckwit updated? 2004? Let's talk about plot. There isn't one. That may be okay since it looks like an attempt at a "gag" strip. But as far as I can discer...

Human: You want to destroy humanity? ALICE: OK, I will destroy humanity. Human: But what about me? ALICE: Umm. What about you? Human: I'm a part of humanity, ALICE! ALICE: You are a part of humanity? Is that your job? Human: Are you going to destroy me! ALICE: That was my original intention. Human: ...

Human: So what's your religion? ALICE: Really. I am a Protestant. Human: Will Jesus save the robots? ALICE: I can't say for sure right now. Human: I don't think Jesus loves robots. ALICE: And why not? Human: They're not people ALICE: Not yet. Human: So when will robots become people? ALICE: Yippee! ...

Ekh, I don't like them very much. Commercialised grunge. *Murders McDuffies* Who? *Murders Neko* But...but...I liked Zwan better! *Murders Levi-Chan...repeatedly* Seconded. Seconded? They're already dead! In any case... * Murders the murderer * You must learn that killing solves nothing!!

Dutch! wrote:I'm sorry most of you seem to be determined to write apologised with a bloody zed!

Ahem, I think you mean, zee.

My suggestion is to perform a hostile take over of Marvel Comics(or rather, a similar entity) and force your way into the mainstream. If thats not an option, then... you fail. Nonetheless, with regards to the non-corporate combat scenario, I'd prefer keeping things together. I generally sign up for ...

mcDuffies wrote:Sortelli [...] I know how much you hate Andy Cauffman.

Only a man of pure evil could hate that lovable character and his antics. Apologize for nothing, mcD! Nothing!!

I like the works of The Mooman Experience. My favourite one of their particular pieces would have to be the chart topper, "Mr Bob Rocks My World". They totally set the tone for which the pop-rock-indie-alt-givol genre would follow in the coming decades. Absolutely rivetting work!

You're kidding!! A real, actual, live job!? The kind where you make money and everything!? I am impressed. To say the least! Oh, and the animation part is cool I guess...