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by Nyamaza
Sat Dec 28, 2002 11:11 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: "lesbianSIM"?
Replies: 10
Views: 336

[quote="hampster"]I was just thinking,

If Liz was really Volair's friend, she'd go find him, and sneeze or something, and give him a case of Temporary Lesbianism (with Nymphomania). Make his night a lot easier- the nymphomania bit anyway.

But I suppose if she went and found Volair and Dr. Le
by Nyamaza
Fri Dec 20, 2002 12:59 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Are others havign this problem?
Replies: 15
Views: 600

Again, I want!
by Nyamaza
Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:37 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Up with the forum!
Replies: 749
Views: 13523

Rust

("Because we'd be at the beach!")
("You're the only one made of metal")
by Nyamaza
Tue Dec 17, 2002 1:30 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Saundra's Revenge?
Replies: 7
Views: 333

As much as it's going to pain me to say it, I'm actually a tad dissappointed. Doesn't Dr. Sappho know front-side wedgies are so much more effective?
by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:21 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Are others havign this problem?
Replies: 15
Views: 600

Thirds!

Nyamaza
"When your doom starts impending on you, impend on it back!"
by Nyamaza
Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:58 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Are others havign this problem?
Replies: 15
Views: 600

Are others havign this problem?

The boards seem to be screwing with me.... the last post listed that I see on the Up with the forum! topic is my own, but if I hit on the reply key, I see one that's after mine. I've gotten rid of all offline data and cookies on my machine, and I'm still having this problem. Is anyone else? Plus I h...
by Nyamaza
Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:13 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Saundra's Revenge?
Replies: 7
Views: 333

That is EVIL!
Even for EVIL!con (I always thought there should be an ! in the middle of that word), that's EVIL!

I LOVE it!

Nyamaza
by Nyamaza
Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:11 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Up with the forum!
Replies: 749
Views: 13523

Delaware

(Don't ask me, all I know is it was the firs tword to pop in my head. Sorry to any Delawarians)
by Nyamaza
Tue Dec 10, 2002 11:15 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Up with the forum!
Replies: 749
Views: 13523

The Continuim Transfunctioner
by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 09, 2002 8:59 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Up with the forum!
Replies: 749
Views: 13523

Knowhatimsayin
by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:24 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Ask a stupid question...
Replies: 275
Views: 8468

A: About 7 inches worth.

Q: Bun-bun. The Rabbit of Caerbannog. Lucky from the video game Whacked! Who would win?
by Nyamaza
Fri Dec 06, 2002 7:41 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Help!
Replies: 7
Views: 288

Well, there's usually a small strap between the two cups in front, but answer solved 8).
Poor Saundra, and she was wearing her old shirt under the one she just cut off, right? Now what's she gonna do?
by Nyamaza
Thu Dec 05, 2002 10:58 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Help!
Replies: 7
Views: 288

NOw, I can't tell... is Saundra cutting up her back, or up her front? Not that it realyl matters much, just a matter of interest.
by Nyamaza
Tue Dec 03, 2002 12:22 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: [Way OT] Volair's guide to TCM
Replies: 21
Views: 1272

Well, I considered the combination of that, as well as Tony saying that he knew for certain that Kevin's mouth got plenty of exercise... draw the conclusion.

(shudders again)

Nyamaza
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by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:21 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: [Way OT] Volair's guide to TCM
Replies: 21
Views: 1272

http://www.theclassm.com/d/19990912.html The line between best friends and lovers blurs ever so slightly... i dont get it.....*reads it again* AAHHH!!!!!! *collapses on the floor* you now owe me a new brain! I don't see your problem. It's just Tony makign a quick jab at Kevin... Er.... wait... some...
by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:16 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Dr. Feelgood
Replies: 7
Views: 271

Something strikes me as amazingly odd/funny about that last panel, and not just the punchline. I think it's some combination of Volair, of all furs, being caught offguard by a come-on, and the look on his face that makes it look like his brain is even then STILL running overdrive tryign to figure ou...
by Nyamaza
Mon Dec 02, 2002 10:36 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: That Gun - 15/11/2002
Replies: 29
Views: 1416

Er... Ringworld?
by Nyamaza
Sun Dec 01, 2002 3:56 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: That Gun - 15/11/2002
Replies: 29
Views: 1416

Ohhh.... (picks up a large foam baseball bat and starts whapping Alfador over the head repeatedly) BAD PUN. BAD, BAD PUN!!!!!!!!!!! Though I'm sorely tempted to write up a paper on the potentials for such a non-leathal weapon. After all, it's kinda hard to fight back when you're knees want to buckle...
by Nyamaza
Sun Nov 24, 2002 1:04 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: That Gun - 15/11/2002
Replies: 29
Views: 1416

Hmmm... good point. At times, just a noticibel erection can be pretty embaressing. having a full blown orgasm would be worse by degrees not yet fathomed...

Indeed evil.

I WANT that gun!

Nyamaza
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by Nyamaza
Fri Nov 22, 2002 1:31 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Up with the forum!
Replies: 749
Views: 13523

Transvestite

(Ok, RHPS has SO warped me as this actually came to mind before anything related to vampires)