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by RHJunior
Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Korea's little bundle of Hell
Replies: 22
Views: 3322

If the Japanese build a nuke it'll double as a game console, cell phone, karaoke machine and will activate every garage door opener in the northern hemisphere.

And it can only be launched by a petulant, panicky teenager with frightwig hair and enormous eyes....
by RHJunior
Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: October 8
Replies: 25
Views: 3712

well, you get the best results if you nibble here and there on their ears and neck, yeah....


Did I say that out loud? :oops: :oops: :oops:
by RHJunior
Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: ITH TOTQ fanfic ch 11
Replies: 8
Views: 576

Re: ITH TOTQ fanfic ch 11

lets see so far we've got a mage in training, an artifactor in training, a former thief, a wannabe questor (I'm still convinced Ralph's gonna kill me for that :D ), < Well, once Quentyn became a questor, I'd figured on that getting the ball rolling--- by this point there should be one or two freela...
by RHJunior
Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: ITH TOTQ fanfic ch 11
Replies: 8
Views: 576

Re: ITH TOTQ fanfic ch 11

lets see so far we've got a mage in training, an artifactor in training, a former thief, a wannabe questor (I'm still convinced Ralph's gonna kill me for that :D ), < Well, once Quentyn became a questor, I'd figured on that getting the ball rolling--- by this point there should be one or two freela...
by RHJunior
Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:32 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Working around the Limitations of Luxcraft
Replies: 23
Views: 1256

When one refers to "curses," one refers to <I>the practice of calling upon the gods, the fates, demons, spirits, or the Universe to dump bad luck of variably specific nature upon a target's head.</i> Ranging from the general "I curse you!" upon which the target's luck takes a heinous downward turn, ...
by RHJunior
Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:17 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: October 7
Replies: 28
Views: 4284

you know, they ARE wearing fur.
by RHJunior
Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nazi Wanna-Be's
Replies: 89
Views: 11152

Further submitted that the methods used were short-term solutions that--- even without his conquest-based goals--- would have had long term repercussions.
by RHJunior
Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:52 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: There be goblins here...
Replies: 108
Views: 13802

Those "traditions of old standing" were forcibly introduced by rather personally motivated Catholic priests, who were looking to supplant the local beliefs with their own.... and set about it with a conscious will. The legends of fey creatures go much farther back than their arrival. As such, anythi...
by RHJunior
Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:40 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Hartz toys
Replies: 22
Views: 1718

I'll state this straight up, that this wasnt the first problem I've had with a hartz product. Either their products have proven ineffective (their flea neck drops), or they have harmed a pet in my care (Powder's Mama, prissy, suffered the same injury as the cat on hartzvictims.org from a hartz flea ...
by RHJunior
Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:16 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: accomidations
Replies: 27
Views: 4235

Egg Size: They can turn invisible and teleport, I don't think having an egg larger on the inside and smaller on the outside is too odd. Otherwise, just roll with it as a cartoony convention. Gender: male eggs have tend to have mostly round spots; female eggs tend to mostly have "pointy" spots (trian...
by RHJunior
Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:32 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: We Lost
Replies: 105
Views: 11322

The promethian systems, like the American colonies, were far enough from the central government to hold out a hope of a successful rebellion. If England had had ships that could cross the Atlantic in less than four days, we'd have lost the revolution too. Precisely. My current model of the Federati...
by RHJunior
Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Any reactions to Bill Clinton's little Outburst on Fox?
Replies: 36
Views: 5562

Has anyone else noticed that Clinton effectively admitted to <I>violating U.S. laws regarding political assassination?</i>
by RHJunior
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:30 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: We Lost
Replies: 105
Views: 11322

It was more a reference to the system back in the REVOLUTIONARY war... when the colonies had ZERO representation back in the British Parliament, and Great Britain refused to abide by its own laws regarding representation when it came to the Colony's interests. The American colony's secession and est...
by RHJunior
Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:36 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Cerebus
Replies: 14
Views: 1251

Okay, From what I've read of the plot synopsis:

He's a religion bashing misogynist.

He's also a nut.

ANd I don't mean "eccentric weirdo," I mean NUT. As in certifiably mentally disturbed schizo.

No thanks, the Aardvark can sit there gathering dust for all I care.
by RHJunior
Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:27 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Buckle up
Replies: 22
Views: 3680

Yes, she has had hair like that.

Honeymoon.
by RHJunior
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: We Lost
Replies: 105
Views: 11322

Actually, yes. the fighters are modeled partially after SpaceshipOne. The ships in the first page: --- HALO fighters, "High Altitude Low Orbit", also known as Skimmers. Designed for combat up to the edge of space (and a little bit beyond.) Their ability to drop out of orbit, down into the atmosphere...
by RHJunior
Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:51 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Any reactions to Bill Clinton's little Outburst on Fox?
Replies: 36
Views: 5562

Aye. Right down to the sanctimonious finger-wagging. On at least two different occasions during the reign of Billary the First, Special Ops had Osama right in their sights... but they couldn't get the go-ahead from Clinton to nab him. On one occasion, because Clinton was too busy playing golf to be ...
by RHJunior
Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:28 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Fore!
Replies: 57
Views: 5373

well.... POOP. :(
by RHJunior
Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:29 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: [OT] I thought the folks here might like this Chavez comic.
Replies: 4
Views: 1005

heh, slick work, that.