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- Tue Nov 27, 2001 8:32 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Lily's glasses?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 818
<I>i think she's just been squinting...in the strip after their first date, he brings her a card and she runs into the back to read it. he co-worker says to her, "he's going to find out you wear glasses sometime"...i just think it's not fair of her to have waited this long to tell him.</I><P>Agreed,...
- Mon Nov 26, 2001 7:34 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: new not-guy
- Replies: 13
- Views: 637
<I> After 20 years of keeping TV stations on the air, and currently facing FCC's forced transition to "Digital", I can only applaud your wisdom in leaving while the going was good.</I><P>I have my former chief to thank for my change in vocation by his making life there not worth the living - as I sa...
- Mon Nov 26, 2001 7:23 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Lily's glasses?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 818
Oh - Kay.... Observations time (pun intended):<P>At first, I thought Thelma (from Nip & Tuck) was doing a cameo appearance here at UTLT...same style glasses, donchaknow.... Then, I realized it <B>was</B> Lily - wearing glasses, surprise, surprise! Seems the lovely lady had a secret of her own for Be...
- Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:11 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Awake up call
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1693
- Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:09 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Awake up call
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1693
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by solarfox: <I>Well, now, <B>this</B> is a distressingly familiar scenario, isn't it...<P><snip> Could one of the resident ladies on this list enlighten us as to what causes this bizarre defect in the female mind, t...
- Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:01 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: New guy
- Replies: 7
- Views: 509
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Random George: <I>...'Hello' usually does just fine. After hello, try something involving names. ...it's a lot like most other things in life: once the first bit is out of the way, it seems to go a lot more easily...
- Mon Nov 19, 2001 10:53 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Poor Ben
- Replies: 6
- Views: 546
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Random George: <I>I feel the pain...i, who am six feet tall, drove a Ford Festiva for seven years. i learned many things, like that you can fit six people into it, but they all REALLY have to be friends. also, you...
- Mon Nov 19, 2001 10:47 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Torpedoed Again!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 330
Good points, all! And Lily would be understanding of an incorrect "brand" selection (knowing her). I was simply speculating on the "how can this get worse" theme - because Mr./Ms. Murphy has bit me in the posterior on more than one occasion...and any pilot will tell you about the concept of "cascade...
- Mon Nov 19, 2001 7:26 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: new not-guy
- Replies: 13
- Views: 637
Hey, Unc! You're a Wire Chaser, too?? I just got out of ### years of working as a TV engineer/eng truck op/sat truck op/vcr-vtr tech and now work as a pollution instrument tech. No more ulcers, late nights, thankless work or heavy stress headaches - you should try it! There IS life after broadcastin...
- Mon Nov 12, 2001 3:59 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Hey!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 367
Oh, that all women should be as intelligent, understanding and loving as Lily!!! <P>If Ben EVER messes things up with Lily.....well, I don't think there's a fitting punishment for <i>that!</i><P>J (nearly in love with a cartoon mountain lion) T<P><P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced tech...
- Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:05 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Torpedoed Again!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 330
Ben's having a time of it the past couple of weeks! All that's left is for him to be seen by some antagonist (the rat maybe...) on his noped with a big box of Kotex on the back and find out from Lily that it's not the brand she uses!! <P>I'm thinking, "Okay, how can this get worse?"<P>J (been there ...
- Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:41 pm
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Just a minor thing
- Replies: 4
- Views: 469
How 'bout this: Ben gets everything on the list except for the tampons....and (somewhat) tells the truth, "Uh, Lily...I wasn't sure which brand you wanted - and there were <i>three aisles of 'em</i>..."<P>Well..?<P>JT<P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable fr...
- Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:39 pm
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Just a minor thing
- Replies: 4
- Views: 469
- Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:33 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Just a minor thing
- Replies: 4
- Views: 469
But I feel compelled to comment - <P>Why has no-one else noticed - or at least said anything about - Ben's missing ballcap? He's out in public and his head is naked! Is he trying to be inconspicuous in the Feminine Hygiene department?<P>JT<P><P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technolog...
- Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:49 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Where Angles Tread
- Replies: 6
- Views: 461
Any decent supermarket at least has landmines and large caliber ammo, you know....<P>To Lily, it's probably a matter of putting it on her list and not thinking any more about it; just another "household item" to get. I <i>have</i> known women to do this as a way to "test" a boyfriend, though.... It ...
- Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:15 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Merry's new boyfriend?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1318
Hehe...didn't think you would, David. Then again, Ralph <i>has</i> surprised us before.... This little {ahem} interlude opens up a whole lot of directions the plot could go, but you can bet your dog, your hat, and your housecat that Ben (and ultimately Lily, as well) is about to get dragged into the...
- Mon Oct 29, 2001 12:57 pm
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Merry's new boyfriend?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1318
Collision Alert! Collision Alert!! All hands brace for impact! ------<P>Okay, now that that's out of the way...! I have a nasty feeling that Ben's about to get - what would be for him - an especially unpleasant mission from DaBoss.........any wagers on a sucker bet??<P>JT<P> <P>------------------ "A...
- Thu Oct 25, 2001 4:23 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Eh?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 189
- Thu Oct 25, 2001 4:19 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Is It Just Me...?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 229
- Wed Oct 17, 2001 11:50 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Shameless Hypocrisy
- Replies: 3
- Views: 315
In defense of Schlepp's difficulty with English: For fifteen years I worked with a great guy and friend who'd immigrated to the US from Egypt with his family when he was age 14. He carries the Egyptian/Arab genotype skin color and jet-black hair...and still has some trouble with English, despite hav...