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by Jamestox
Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:33 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Big Bad Gus!
Replies: 37
Views: 1077

"...please remain seated until Nip comes to a complete stop at the buffet table and the captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. Thanks again for flying 'Air Todd.'"
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:30 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Ho-boy..
Replies: 3
Views: 182

There goes Ben's diet.....<P>JT
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:28 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nip's Re-entry
Replies: 7
Views: 235

"Turn the key on my mark...three, two, one, <I>mark</I>. We have launch commit on the tuna caserole...and...<B>we have launch!!</B>"<P>J (serious weapon time) T
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:17 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nip's Re-entry
Replies: 7
Views: 235

Landing on the buffet...<P>Gives new meaning to the term "an ear of corn....."<P>J (ducking and covering) T
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:11 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Callin' the shots
Replies: 24
Views: 950

Hahahaha!! I checked that out, Anderick - good one! Thanks for the link. <P>On the topic of a contest twixt Daisy and the Gusmobile: I LIKE it! How 'bout this...a 4WD torture-test trek 'round hillndale; Daisy's already beat up cosmetically but mechanically she's sound - the Gusmobile may be in good ...
by Jamestox
Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:55 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Big Bad Gus!
Replies: 37
Views: 1077

In my experience, "knock-downs" go far towards preventing a fight; the instigator usually ends up getting the wind knocked out of him - taking some of the fight out of him at the start - and the pin gives officials a chance to cuff while he's disoriented and prone. The short time this takes usually ...
by Jamestox
Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:04 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Big Bad Gus!
Replies: 37
Views: 1077

Actually, the best thing that can happen would be a "knock-down", with Gus ending up on his face and the rest of the dance sitting on him until the sheriff shows up (if he's not already at the dance). Restraint doesn't really work with an angry drunk - getting and keeping him pinned until backup arr...
by Jamestox
Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:18 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Callin' the shots
Replies: 24
Views: 950

Speaking of dynamite...did you see that nice bomb that landed in Tagger's lap? $5 will get you $50 word of Tuck and Thelma's new romance'll be all over the county by daybreak!<P>J (things are really getting interesting) T <P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishab...
by Jamestox
Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:15 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Hooooo, boy!!
Replies: 3
Views: 225

Hmmmm...I liked the idea earlier about the girls bringing Gus down - and that would certainly be much more fun to see than a free-for-all between the foxboys and an angry drunk....<P>J (just my $0.02 worth) T <P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic...
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:52 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Callin' the shots
Replies: 24
Views: 950

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <I>Originally posted by jamestox: One doesn't have to look far for a problem, Unc. Look over there at the edge of the crowd....remember Beebee's boyfriend? You know: the guy with the truck? Isn't that him? J (goo...
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:39 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: VEEERRRRRY Interesting!
Replies: 6
Views: 332

So true, Xiane.... It'll be interesting to see Pastor Tucker's reaction once he's had the chance to "clear and reboot"....<P>JT<P><P>------------------
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke
by Jamestox
Thu Jan 17, 2002 9:41 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: No Wednesday strip? (for 1/16/2002)
Replies: 4
Views: 260

Agreed, solarfox...I'm more concerned with Ralph's well-being than seeing a new strip. Let's hope the problem's a minor one.<P>J (waiting patiently) T
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke
by Jamestox
Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:10 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: awww... (1-10-02)
Replies: 34
Views: 968

One doesn't have to look far for a problem, Unc. Look over there at the edge of the crowd....remember Beebee's boyfriend? You know: the guy with the truck? Isn't that him?<P>J (good at visualization) T <P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arth...
by Jamestox
Fri Jan 11, 2002 5:05 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: awww... (1-10-02)
Replies: 34
Views: 968

If Nip keeps this up, he'll make himself the most popular guy at the dance! Like Li'l Bit said, "they only dance with the grown up girls" - but Nip is having fun giving Li'l Bit some fun and the caring he has for the youngster will make him stand out....<P>J (you knocked that one out of the park, Ni...
by Jamestox
Wed Jan 09, 2002 8:38 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: hey!
Replies: 6
Views: 282

Ben may not realize it at the moment, but Fred is actually helping him work some of those calories off with this little jog....<P>J (I just hope he doesn't catch Fred...) T
by Jamestox
Tue Jan 08, 2002 7:29 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Uh....Ralph....
Replies: 18
Views: 994

Nice job, Ralph. I especially like that little peek of Tuck's at Thelma's face in the last frame. Really good touch there.<P>J (Romantic at heart) T
by Jamestox
Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:11 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Be careful what you wish for...
Replies: 24
Views: 1450

OH-kay! Nip, you've made it <I>two in a row here</I>.... In addition to speaking your mind to Pop's lovelies, you're helping out bro Tuck.... I can hardly wait to see what you do next!<P>J (the foxlad is full of surprises, isn't he?) T <P>------------------ "Any sufficiently advanced technology is i...
by Jamestox
Fri Jan 04, 2002 12:32 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nip the knucklehead/numbskull for a corny casanova!
Replies: 22
Views: 1075

Well, as long as it was a door-to-door salesman......<P>Hmmmm....best get tested to make sure you didn't pick up the vile telemarketer virus, though....<P>J (that's one nasty bug, y'know) T
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke
by Jamestox
Thu Jan 03, 2002 8:12 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: UH-oh!
Replies: 20
Views: 606

I heartily agree, mothspiral. And you've even used an example I myself have cited - the venerable Clive Staples Lewis' land of Narnia. The only problem: many of the current generation - and their parents - are woefully ignorant of those books, so the reference is all but useless.<P>J (will sail the ...
by Jamestox
Thu Jan 03, 2002 5:17 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nip the knucklehead/numbskull for a corny casanova!
Replies: 22
Views: 1075

Well said, David!<P>JT