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by Patchy
Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: How did he know?
Replies: 15
Views: 1419

Re: Hee!

KatEllis wrote:The nameless vixen is getting an impression of what Mr Hokumm's former partners are like...
And what a bad impression at least one of them is making! I bet that one is going to be in for a real shock!
by Patchy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:11 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: How did he know?
Replies: 15
Views: 1419

How did he know?

One of Hokuum's former partners actually gets a few things right. Hokumm is getting screwed, and he is a, well.....
by Patchy
Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:38 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Good to talk?
Replies: 8
Views: 875

I am sure it will be quite spiffy.
by Patchy
Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:12 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Fun at the Big One!
Replies: 2
Views: 285

Fun at the Big One!

Well! Things are coming along nicely at the local burger joint! We have a cute bunny getting a protein shower from a friendly canine, and a feline has fun with a nice roo. Meanwhile, it looks like the vixen is off to spread some more good vibrations.
by Patchy
Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:56 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Conversion?
Replies: 10
Views: 1061

Gee, it's been a while since I posted here. :) Hey, I'm all for this kind of conversion. I honestly and sincerely beleive that a lot of the world's problems would disappear if people were more sexually fulfilled. if we all just had the love, intimacy, and connection we need.... Well, not to be a st...
by Patchy
Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Conversion?
Replies: 10
Views: 1061

Long-distance seduction? Hey, that's what the internet was invented for!
by Patchy
Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:06 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Good to talk?
Replies: 8
Views: 875

Iffy yiffy or yiffy iffy... which'd be more fun?
No, no, it's "Yiffy in a Jiffy"! :)
by Patchy
Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: It occurs to me...
Replies: 7
Views: 387

but then again, that would've been before they became the agents of the gods of yiff! perhaps now they'd become the scully and mulder of yiffburg!
"On the next episode of the XXX-Files....."
by Patchy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Back home!
Replies: 16
Views: 1018

Flower? These are smiley faces!
by Patchy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Back home!
Replies: 16
Views: 1018

*does a spin, a flip, and a cartwheel. He then bows*

Ta-da!
by Patchy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:54 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Back home!
Replies: 16
Views: 1018

Glad to have you back! Um...should I stop singing and dancing now?
by Patchy
Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:44 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Sorry for not updating...
Replies: 19
Views: 1383

Greetings to Sslaxx and try not to encourage Patchy too much folks. He loves an audience.
What? Do you think I'm doing this merely to get in the spotlight? Nonsense, I'm simply trying to do my part to entertain my friends while you get things hashed out! :wink:
by Patchy
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:12 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Sorry for not updating...
Replies: 19
Views: 1383

Sslaxx wrote:tickles
Eeep! *wiggle-squirm!*
by Patchy
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:00 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Sorry for not updating...
Replies: 19
Views: 1383

Sslaxx isn't singing and dancing, I am! Hey, it's what us Jellicle cats do!
by Patchy
Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Sorry for not updating...
Replies: 19
Views: 1383

Sorry to hear about the trouble. Don't worry about the comic. Meanwhile, I will entertain everyone with a little song and dance! *tap-tap-tappity-tap-tap!*
by Patchy
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Only in Yiffburg...
Replies: 5
Views: 362

Re: Only in Yiffburg...

Ahem. Boinkberries grow all over the place in Yiffburg, I do believe. They are already free, everywhere. Big One would have them, the Theatre would have them, the corner drugstore, the library, everyplace would probably have a few available for guests and patrons, free. 'Cause of what they love to ...
by Patchy
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:03 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Only in Yiffburg...
Replies: 5
Views: 362

Only in Yiffburg...

...Would you have restaurant that hands out free contraceptives! To quote a line from a Sex in the City (which, oddly enough, is a series I don't watch at all): "Talk about a Happy Meal!". I do wonder, though, about the folks indulging themselves on the tables and such at The Big One. Part of me is ...
by Patchy
Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:52 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: "Yiff him silly!"
Replies: 29
Views: 1901

"Yiff him silly!"

Looks like Darlene is about to give our new friend a full class in Yiffburg customs! It also looks like the gentleman prefers his ladies livin' large. With the enthusiasm that Darlene is showing, I half-expect him to soon be singing o/` I love big butts and can not lie... o/` One last thing, I looke...
by Patchy
Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:04 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Some "friends" from Cumbria
Replies: 17
Views: 1416

Continuing the list of things you have never heard in Kit 'n' Kay Boodle:

"Introducing the new God of Yiff: Patch O'Black!"

I could just imagine the fear, terror, and overwhelming feelings of doom that would follow such an announcemet! :oops:
by Patchy
Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:19 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Dear Kit and Kay and the vixen
Replies: 66
Views: 2618

AmyStereo wrote:Ms. Nameless Vixen will be the "mother" of the reborn Gods of Yiff. It's Kit & Kay's job to impregnate her! :)

Amy. <:3 )~~8~
Hmmm....well, at least no-one will confuse it for an "immaculate conception".... =^_^=