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by JPSloan
Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Guilt-laden confessions
Replies: 162
Views: 6605

I can not say "no" to ice cream.
by JPSloan
Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:39 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Just got back from Bacchus last night
Replies: 25
Views: 1040

I'm sure his boyfriends appreciate it, too! :lol:
by JPSloan
Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 41120

orion wrote:You're making the world a happier place.
At least for one particular Jew.
by JPSloan
Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jesus and Bite-me
Replies: 29
Views: 1586

I think I see Alistair Crowley...
by JPSloan
Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:52 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Zed word
Replies: 46
Views: 2516

I say that Jason Voorhies is the same category as that Samara chick in Ringu. They're both situated in another metaphysical condition which seems to preclude killing. They're both driven to murderous acts due to being wronged in life. And they both seem to have slipped corporeality, yet rely on corp...
by JPSloan
Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Just got back from Bacchus last night
Replies: 25
Views: 1040

It occurs to me that I posted the message without sufficient background for my audience. Bad me. Bacchus is a parade in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, which is the celebration of the last day before Lent. It is marked by two weeks of parades and debauchery, wherein civilized behavior is suspended in li...
by JPSloan
Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Just got back from Bacchus last night
Replies: 25
Views: 1040

Just got back from Bacchus last night

And I just wanted to tell you all... Sean Astin made a complete ass of himself last night. Waaaayyy too much champagne did bad bad things to him.

(he was also a complete prick to the krewe during their brunch, so the alcohol can't be totally blamed)

Sigh. Another celebrity showing their true colors.
by JPSloan
Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:54 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 41120

Ganked from my own pr0n event.

Serious, totally, not safe for work. Seriously, and I really friggin' mean it.

http://sawdust.keenspace.com/images/kitchenfun.gif
by JPSloan
Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Horrible Fairy Tale
Replies: 20
Views: 1803

Subtract points for using "oft-romanticized". :P
by JPSloan
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:14 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kids In Satan's Service
Replies: 102
Views: 5069

fullcircle wrote:This rather reminds me of the Dr. Demento skitmaking fun of people claiming D&D was satanic. :roll: :) Fundies scare me. :P

~SR
That is Leslie Fish, ne?
by JPSloan
Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:23 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: It's not just slang anymore...
Replies: 101
Views: 5608

"How can you use logic to do a damn illogical thing?"
by JPSloan
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: It's not just slang anymore...
Replies: 101
Views: 5608

Smight wrote:Lewis Carroll?

Didn't she play Peter pan for like 30 years? correct me if I'm wrong and derail the thread while you're at it
Yep, that's the one.


That fuckin' pedophile.

Oh wait, I didn't mean Lewis Carroll, I meant Carol Chaning.
by JPSloan
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: SAWDUST?!
Replies: 35
Views: 543

Kevin Wolf wrote:
JPSloan wrote:Thanks for the kind words, all of you...

...except Kevin, who can go indirectly to hell.
You know, I knew it was a bad idea to cut off all of your fingers, but I did it anyway. I'm a bad man.
At least it cured my chronic masturbation.




Now I'm into frotteurism.
by JPSloan
Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: SAWDUST?!
Replies: 35
Views: 543

Thanks for the kind words, all of you...

...except Kevin, who can go indirectly to hell.
by JPSloan
Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: It's not just slang anymore...
Replies: 101
Views: 5608

Actually, I take it back. I just discovered...

Lewis Carroll invented the word.
by JPSloan
Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: SAWDUST?!
Replies: 35
Views: 543

Yes, 'tis true. Maybe I'll write a treatment for Sawdust: the Animated Series.





(Thanks for the thought, VD, but I'm still wading through my new Kamigawa decks)


And since we're making Magic jokes...
http://sawdust.keenspace.com/d/20040901.html
by JPSloan
Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: You know you're a loser when...
Replies: 56
Views: 3492

You know you're a loser when you have two college degrees, your friends make twice what you make, and you can't even get hired as a lousy line cook at a restaurant for a night job to make extra money.
by JPSloan
Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:43 am
Forum: Sawdust
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 1
Views: 8261

Goodbye

I am officially ending Sawdust. I haven't updated, or even tried to draw a new script since October 2004, and have exactly zero interest in continuing. Not that I haven't enjoyed it, I'm just done with drawing. I have several projects spinning in the air, and one half-completed, all of which are pur...
by JPSloan
Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: It's not just slang anymore...
Replies: 101
Views: 5608

I got into an argument with my wife recently over the etymology of "fuck". She had bought into the incorrect explanation that it stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" which was apocryphally an actual charge in Britain during yada yada period... Bunk. Also, the whole cutting off fingers of archer...
by JPSloan
Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:30 pm
Forum: Dropdowns and Crossovers
Topic: Workplace humor dropdown
Replies: 46
Views: 7330

Well, the link on my site has the image just fine. Check the others, maybe?