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by John T
Wed Nov 15, 2000 11:42 am
Forum: Club 42
Topic: Ladies and gentlemen...
Replies: 3
Views: 2020

It's kind of sad, but I simply ran out of ideas. There's always the whole Splash Mountain death thing, but I can't think of a way to make fun of that without being completely tasteless. Also, I have to get a job for the holidays, and that instantly hacks six to eight hours out of my free time. I fea...
by John T
Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:41 am
Forum: Club 42
Topic: Ladies and gentlemen...
Replies: 3
Views: 2020

Give it up for the most pointless forum ever, a forum that will soon apply to a comic that's about to go on hiatus. HA!<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Wed Nov 15, 2000 8:15 am
Forum: Tonja Steele
Topic: SaturXena and SunGabrielle...
Replies: 23
Views: 2463

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zodo: <B>Over in the JoBeth Forum, giving her opinion on Bondage.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh, right. Silly me.<P><P>------------------ John Troutman The SporkMan Chronicles <A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=...
by John T
Wed Nov 15, 2000 6:49 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Titan A.E.
Replies: 11
Views: 534

Wait, you actually saw it? Man, I live in fear of actually seeing, lest it's major crapitude destroy me. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Wed Nov 15, 2000 2:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Let's here it for Teri
Replies: 8
Views: 189

Teri is the oh-so-wonderful mother of Chris Crosby, and, as of late, she has set us up a mess of new forums! Yippee!<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Tue Nov 14, 2000 12:46 pm
Forum: JoBeth!
Topic: JOBETH! SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY GUEST WEEK IS COMING!
Replies: 22
Views: 1058

Ack! You're a psycho! I'm being stalked by a fictional bimbo. How sad.<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Tue Nov 14, 2000 11:55 am
Forum: JoBeth!
Topic: JOBETH! SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY GUEST WEEK IS COMING!
Replies: 22
Views: 1058

Jim. I like that. From here on out, you're all calling me Jim, or a variation of Jim, like "Jimbo".<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Tue Nov 14, 2000 9:47 am
Forum: JoBeth!
Topic: JOBETH! SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY GUEST WEEK IS COMING!
Replies: 22
Views: 1058

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jackiesfridge: <B>(so, like, are we going steady now, John?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I only want you for your money. You have money, right?<P>...<P>RIGHT?!<P>------------------ John Troutman The SporkMan Chronicles ...
by John T
Tue Nov 14, 2000 7:51 am
Forum: Tonja Steele
Topic: SaturXena and SunGabrielle...
Replies: 23
Views: 2463

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zodo: <B>Darron as Gabrielle? <P>I just have one word to say about that:<P>Yikes! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Where's your "bippy" now, huh boy?! HA HA!<P>-----------...
by John T
Tue Nov 14, 2000 5:55 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Say "Hi" to Alexis!!
Replies: 28
Views: 419

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jackiesfridge: <B>As far as the Pooh stuff goes, you'll have to convince my wife on that - she's been a fanatic for years.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh bother.<P><P>------------------ John Troutman The SporkMan Chron...
by John T
Mon Nov 13, 2000 8:12 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Say "Hi" to Alexis!!
Replies: 28
Views: 419

WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP EVIL DAD ARE YOU?! STOP SMOKING MAN!<P>*ahem* And I agree. You need to lose the Pooh merchendise. Her room needs to be filled with more positive characters. Litter her room with Donald and Goofy, now *there's* some awesome role models. Hey, I grew up with them, and look how I ...
by John T
Sun Nov 12, 2000 8:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Should I continue this comic?
Replies: 16
Views: 441

Halarious, Matt! Do more!<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Sat Nov 11, 2000 8:52 am
Forum: Chopping Block
Topic: Lee's a girl
Replies: 45
Views: 778

Lee...<P>You go, girlfriend!<P>Wait, that wasn't right...<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Sat Nov 11, 2000 8:10 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Ada's Coffee
Replies: 13
Views: 643

I think he might bludgeon you to death with his shiny aluminum T2 case. Besides, he's holding out for the - in his own words - "Toy Story Mega Gold-Ass DVD Special Edition." Heh heh heh...<P>I'm just waiting for Shannon to post a huge rant about DVD evil marketing techniques again.<P>---------------...
by John T
Fri Nov 10, 2000 4:42 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Ada's Coffee
Replies: 13
Views: 643

Like Shannon would know. Isn't he boycotting special edition DVD's? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Thu Nov 09, 2000 9:51 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: NEKKID ADA!
Replies: 23
Views: 1128

Yeah, us creative types tend to have our scatter-brained moments at random. I think it's a temporary form of ADD. We're funny that way. Like, just yesterday, I was - Cheese is yummy. Love that cheese. In a can.<P>------------------ John Troutman The SporkMan Chronicles <A HREF="http://www.sporkman.c...
by John T
Thu Nov 09, 2000 6:24 am
Forum: Chopping Block
Topic: Lee's a girl
Replies: 45
Views: 778

Lee is a wench. The question is - who's wench is he?!<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Tue Nov 07, 2000 8:03 am
Forum: Chopping Block
Topic: Mortal Keenbat Episode *Five*
Replies: 4
Views: 237

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael: <B>Face it, man. Butch has no weaknesses. Well, unless you can find a way to exploit his carpal tunnel.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>"Hey, Butch! I challenge you to a deathmatch...a deathmatch in Mavis Beacon T...
by John T
Tue Nov 07, 2000 5:30 am
Forum: Chopping Block
Topic: Mortal Keenbat Episode *Five*
Replies: 4
Views: 237

SporkMan is gonna kick Butch's silly homicidal ass! Ph33r my l33t skillz! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
by John T
Tue Nov 07, 2000 5:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Get out the vote!
Replies: 27
Views: 462

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by joshua_w: <B>Boy, the stuff I'm seeing about the American election on TV sure makes me glad I'm Canadian.... </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I hear that. Canada doesn't sound like a bad alternative. It doesn't seem like y...