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by The JAM
Sun Apr 21, 2002 5:59 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Re: 4-17 comic
Replies: 11
Views: 599

Hold on a moment

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

I suppose that dog had his dentures on when he was eating the fried chicken?

Say, is it just me, or is this new Keenspot Boards a bit slow to load?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Sun Apr 21, 2002 5:53 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Re: 4-17 comic
Replies: 11
Views: 599

Hold on a moment

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

I suppose that dog had his dentures on when he was eating the fried chicken?

Say, is it just me, or is this new Keenspot Boards a bit slow to load?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Sun Apr 21, 2002 5:49 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Re: 4-17 comic
Replies: 11
Views: 599

Hold on a moment

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

I suppose that dog had his dentures on when he was eating the fried chicken?

Say, is it just me, or is this new Keenspot Boards a bit slow to load?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:34 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 4/19 Freeze!
Replies: 15
Views: 684

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

I'll say!! Looks like Ben's intelligence isn't as slow as we thought it was, AND Lily didn't get mad at him at all! Instead, it brought them closer. What could be better than this? Great job, Ralph!!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:29 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Good Thing or Bad Thing
Replies: 9
Views: 425

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

What, so now the other women are going to make fun of Thelma because she *has* a boyfriend now?

Geo, could you give a little insight on this, please?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:52 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Good Thing or Bad Thing
Replies: 9
Views: 425

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Well, it seems that these two are still a trifle bashful about letting the whole world know about their feelings. I wonder what the trigger will be for them to shout it to the world?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:43 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Sister? He has a sister?
Replies: 0
Views: 171

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

This ought to be interesting. Is she going to show up, or is she just mentioned in passing, like Norm's wife in "Cheers"?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:47 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Peeps!
Replies: 21
Views: 1037

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

This uninformed Mexican asks:

What on earth are Peeps?

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:38 am
Forum: Gene Catlow
Topic: That doesn't look good...
Replies: 57
Views: 7331

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Well, I hope someone had the smarts to call the police at this time. The evil furs are in a privately run charty, who feed whoever they want to.

Or better yet, call Cotton!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Tue Apr 09, 2002 10:23 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: "Melvined?"
Replies: 14
Views: 719

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Oh yeah, I was going to say that for a moment there it looked like either Nip or Tuck decided to shed his clothes and run on all fours there, except that at the moment, neither is missing their right fang, lol. Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WA...
by The JAM
Tue Apr 09, 2002 10:21 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: "Melvined?"
Replies: 14
Views: 719

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Well, it looks like Keenspace is running smoothly again, I think. Well, Ralph, this is yet another great comic of yours! Also, on Sunday's TOQ, I didn't see anything wrong either. Melvin? Who came up with that term? Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening...
by The JAM
Tue Apr 09, 2002 9:54 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: It's dead, Jim!
Replies: 25
Views: 986

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. I wonder if this forum is compatible with Netscape 6.22. I can open it at the office with MSIE, but at night it either takes forever or I get a time-out error. Anyways, it looks like Nip will be working with what he enjoys most. Hooray for him! Until next time, remember:...
by The JAM
Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:04 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Home schooling
Replies: 26
Views: 2325

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

It also depends on what curriculum you're using, and the intellectual capacity of the child. I, too, will homeschool my kids.

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:45 am
Forum: Gene Catlow
Topic: *sniff sniff*
Replies: 26
Views: 3795

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Well, let me say that Avariss' "warning" last Saturday didn't scare me one bit. If anything, it just made me more alert. So I thumb my nose to you, Mike, and I tell you

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by The JAM
Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:09 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Is that a Chair I see?
Replies: 4
Views: 899

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. The suspense is killing me!! What does everything stand for, and if the kid didn't want to go, why is he wearing blue? Wish I could have a little talk with him and maybe we'd find out what he really wants to do (hey, I'm a Sunday School teacher)... Until next time, remem...
by The JAM
Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:54 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Incentive
Replies: 9
Views: 514

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Oh, good, it did post. My computer crashed the moment I pressed Submit. Another thing would be if Ben loses 51+ pounds, and tells Lily she doesn't have to use the bikini, but the one-piece. Hey, has anyone considered that maybe Lily may not be able to put it on at all (h...
by The JAM
Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:33 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Incentive
Replies: 9
Views: 514

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Hmmm...looks like Lily isn't so chaste after all, despite her comments on that nearly-falling-out-the-top thing. I know she has Ben's health at heart, but here we could see another part of Ben's nobility surface. He loses exactly 49.9 lb by July fourth (or he loses 50.5,...
by The JAM
Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:27 pm
Forum: Gene Catlow
Topic: Could you hit Bob a little harder next time, Ms. Mokona?
Replies: 39
Views: 5293

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Who wanted to eat Bob? Can I split him with you? Oh, and remind me to have a LITTLE talk with that fellow jaguar/leopard in the booth.

[sharpens his claws...]

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Sun Mar 10, 2002 10:24 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Been there, did that
Replies: 6
Views: 361

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Im not familiar with a jungle gym of that type, so I won't theorise how Ben got stuck.

I'm glad you're pulling through this, Ralph. Looking forward to the end of March!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]
by The JAM
Sun Mar 10, 2002 10:16 am
Forum: Gene Catlow
Topic: ::pounces Gene:: Sankyuuuuuuu!!!!! ^^
Replies: 33
Views: 3188

On 2002-03-09 10:07, CyberCorn Entropic wrote:
Bwahahahaha!
Chuck Jones would be proud of you.
[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

As would Tex Avery. He came up with that gag with Screwy Squirrel and that other dog.

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]