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by BrockthePaine
Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:29 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: THE RP THREAD!!! *sparkle sparkle*
Replies: 830
Views: 76383

As what Fergie says registers, Lauril looks up, confused. "You're walking? Why- oh. You... wouldn't have a ride, would you? Well, ummm... I'm not actually going to be able to stick around, myself. But I do have a car, and I'd be happy to give you a ride there. In fact, anyone who needs a ride would...
by BrockthePaine
Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:38 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Zarqawi dead
Replies: 41
Views: 3470

Here's a video of the airstrike in question: http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/06/08/video-zarqawi-airstrike/ Originally from Centcom but reposted at Hotair. Further: American ABC TV reported that "Zarqawi was apparently injured at first ... The Americans found him. They handed him over to th...
by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:57 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Zarqawi dead
Replies: 41
Views: 3470

Exceeeellent...
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by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:14 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OOC Discussion
Replies: 1749
Views: 84513

Hey, Tbolt, I don't suppose Piotr would be interested in checking out a Terran Mark-39 plasma rifle? Yeah, I thought not :) :lol: I'm thinking Fergie might meet some <a href="http://nipandtuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20030713.html">interesting neighbors</a> sometime in the next few RP days. Any takers? :...
by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:46 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: YATTAAAA!
Replies: 30
Views: 1823

*Screams*

*Screams again*
by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:40 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: THE RP THREAD!!! *sparkle sparkle*
Replies: 830
Views: 76383

[quote="Earl McClaw" and "Kerry Skydancer"]"Well, if it takes a while to get my bike fixed, I may take you up on that. But I really shouldn't hang around too long. That boar fellow might recover his nerve." Skydancer laughed. "Gus? He's mostly hot air and bluster. A bully, but he's not very talented...
by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:01 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Latest News concerning the UN..
Replies: 19
Views: 2216

"Gentlemen, hold fire until you see the blue of their helmets..."
by BrockthePaine
Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:57 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: June 5 - Emergencies?
Replies: 39
Views: 5654

Listen, I don't like to judge people, but I have to say that that's the stupidest damn thing I've ever heard. That's the kind of thinking that makes a woman into a bitter old hag and a man into a lazy blob. Any woman who tries to control a man like that is an abuser, as surely as a man who beats hi...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:34 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OOC Discussion
Replies: 1749
Views: 84513

Perhaps Fergie is from an alternate universe where the year is 2906. So maybe he hasn't time traveled at all, just parallel universe travelled. After all, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:16 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Concerning Iran..
Replies: 198
Views: 7408

Thanks for the rundown. I try to keep up on foreign politics as well as national, so I appreciate your info. I've actually heard of Dr. Simi before, though I can't recall where... You Americans have it easy. So this November, do your country a favor and vote. Easy... well, it won't be very easy if w...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Concerning Iran..
Replies: 198
Views: 7408

I must confess that I didn't even know Mexican elections were approaching. Could someone give me a quick summary of Who's Who and the basic issues being decided?
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:05 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Pathetic PETA and a Perfect Picnic
Replies: 57
Views: 2000

Several years ago in a NYC winter, some PETA, anti-fur moron ran up to a man wearing a nearly full length fur coat with a black squirt-gun that looked like a Beretta. It was filled with red ink or dye and this genius' plan was to spray it on the guy and ruin the coat. Problem with this plan: The "t...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:04 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OT: I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Replies: 23
Views: 1170

The problem with the electric full-autos is that they don't have the same muzzle velocity as the gas powered. And the gas powered ones are much more expensive. Still, my electric G36K is nice and intimidating. :twisted: My RA had lived in Japan for a summer, and he had picked up his gas-powered MAC...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OT: I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Replies: 23
Views: 1170

Ooh, full-auto airsofts are fun. During college, my dorm had a problem with a "streaker". One night he was streaking in the hallway and my RA brought out his full-auto MAC-10 airsoft, switched the selector to "rapid-fire" and chased the streaker down the hall with a stream of stinging plastic pellet...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:06 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: THE RP THREAD!!! *sparkle sparkle*
Replies: 830
Views: 76383

At the Merry Poppins Reference, Mac chuckles and shrugs sheepishly. He remains silent throughout most of the conversation, until the mention of the chimera. "That's ancient Greek mythology, right? Isn't it an amalgamation of several different constituent creatures? Or are you speaking metaphoricall...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:03 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Magical Princess Usagi
Replies: 50
Views: 2317

I hear that. Although an AR-15 chambered for .50 Beowulf is probably the next best thing. Ballistically, though, I understand the Beowulf's like a mortar. Fires straight for 200-300 yards then drops like a rock. Still, a .50 assault rifle would be quite the toy for waking up unwary shooters at the ...
by BrockthePaine
Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:44 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OOC Discussion
Replies: 1749
Views: 84513

Well, I'll have to go with "Brothers in Arms" by Dire Straights (Mark Knopfler) for Fergie.
by BrockthePaine
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OOC Discussion
Replies: 1749
Views: 84513

Regarding 'chimeras' mentioned in my post, I'm talking about a creature which has genetic material taken from another creature. "The Island of Dr. Moreau" features chimeras.
by BrockthePaine
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:53 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: THE RP THREAD!!! *sparkle sparkle*
Replies: 830
Views: 76383

At Captain Ferguson's mention of aliens, Omega's ears perk up. "These aliens... they wouldn't be Viledarians, would they? But wait a minute... you said they're attacking Earth in the future, right? So, the Viledarians I've been worried about following me can't succeed in taking over the Earth, righ...
by BrockthePaine
Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: OT: I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Replies: 23
Views: 1170

Here is Brock's Big Recommendation List, for your common consumption: Here are my recommendations and my rationale for those choices. Start Parameters Caliber: Suitable for self-defense Size: Medium Reliability: High New Shooter-friendly: High Price: Entry level Revolvers I'd start by recommending a...