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by EdBecerra
Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Gettin' old, y'all...
Replies: 60
Views: 447

I turned 54 as of last January. Sharuuk beats me by a year or so. Anyone else here of advancing years and retreating hairlines I know not. Well the hair's all there, but it's getting gray. I just turned the Big 3-0 last December, so I'm still a young-un to some of you. :lol: - Mjolnir Crap... I'm o...
by EdBecerra
Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Grab your guns!
Replies: 30
Views: 1068

meh.... just bring in some Ninja space pirates Wait. I thought ninjas and pirates didn't get along very well. Unless you're telling me they've mated. Ninja Space Pirates - didn't Steve Jackson Enterprises put out a card game called that, or am I thinking of something else? You're thinking of SPANC:...
by EdBecerra
Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:48 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: SCOTUS steps in it
Replies: 81
Views: 2084

That's his thing. You can't stop women from getting abortions if they want them. I've heard this argument from him before: If you make it illegal, they'll just go to the nearest back-alley quack and risk their health to get it done. Making abortion illegal won't make it nonexistent, any more than P...
by EdBecerra
Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Pass the Antitoxin, please!
Replies: 51
Views: 5202

At'sa BEEEEEEEEG spider!

(Shouldn't Hagrid be walking up right about now, wanting his acromantula back? :D )

And I love spiders - I keep them in the house as pets.
by EdBecerra
Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Hunters start saving your shells
Replies: 28
Views: 942

IronFox wrote:MUST...BUY...CHAIR!!!
Be careful... to misquote a certain famous seasonal movie:

"You'll shoot your ass off, kid!!"
by EdBecerra
Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Sometimes I can relate
Replies: 55
Views: 459

TACOS, ENCHALADAS, AND BURRITOES ARE NOW AVAILIBLE AT THE RODEO! RIGHT NEXT TO THE WURSTFEST TENT WITH THE BEER AND SAUSAGE! Ahem....I'm from Texas. German and Mexican culture make a wonderful food selection in my hometown. I was trying to provide insight into how they affected my vernacular. Espec...
by EdBecerra
Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 26
Replies: 13
Views: 1103

What I want to know is, what's that thing on the guard's face? I mean, when he gets sapped, you can see his eyes, AND two small circles, one larger than the other, slightly in front of his eyes. Are they glasses? And if they are, why is one lens so much larger than the other? It's his nose. Okay, t...
by EdBecerra
Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:28 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Sometimes I can relate
Replies: 55
Views: 459

Unless he can understand that being famous isn't everything, after this background sub-arc is compleated, Fen is going to have to choose between his freinds and his to the moon dreams. Matt (Stumpifier) Matt, saying that being famous isn't everything is a lot like telling a fish that "water isn't e...
by EdBecerra
Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:17 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: No Backup
Replies: 22
Views: 413

IronFox wrote:
Shadowthunder wrote:Rocket launcher. Messy, but gets them all in one shot.
Well, as long as we're going that road...
Tomahawk Cruise Missle
Feh. Do it right!

Use a 'Davy Crockett'.

http://www.brookings.edu/FP/projects/nucwcost/davyc.HTM

:twisted:
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 26
Replies: 13
Views: 1103

What I want to know is, what's that thing on the guard's face?

I mean, when he gets sapped, you can see his eyes, AND two small circles, one larger than the other, slightly in front of his eyes. Are they glasses? And if they are, why is one lens so much larger than the other?
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:21 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Sometimes I can relate
Replies: 55
Views: 459

And this whole obssession brings up another point... Did he become a bard *just* to become famous? The fairy ring could give him that fame more quickly, but did he originally want to become a bard because he liked music or because he wanted people to recognize his name? If it was only for fame, he'...
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Party Loyalty My ***
Replies: 26
Views: 226

The upside to the US system is that it presents a potential government upfront to the voters, rather than seeing what the elected can negotiate after the vote . Also some of the more extreme ends of each side is moderated by the party to appeal to a broader base. (though the Dems seem to be loosing...
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 26
Replies: 13
Views: 1103

Feb 26

Y'know, I really feel for the kid. I did something nearly as stupid and almost as embarrassing during an exercise at REFORGER many many moons ago. Oy.. it's so ... URGH!

To actually succeed IN SPITE of yourself?! Y'just wanna wither up and die.

:lol:
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:50 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 17
Replies: 37
Views: 3187

Chaser617 wrote:Self Preservation strangled it, and my sense of denial asures me it has an air tight alaby.
I see someone's been reading "Schlock Mercenary".

I thoroughly approve. :twisted:
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 17
Replies: 37
Views: 3187

It's really not as bad as it sounds. You hold the cat upside down and pretend to bite its tail while it complains about the undignified position you put it in. Then you put it down after a few seconds so it can run to a safe distance and glare at you. I play the air cat guitar. :D Coal, a kitten (n...
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Feb 19 VONKARR SMASH!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3436

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Well, that was goofy.
Oh?

Perhaps then they should have just slipped everyone a "mickey".

:D

*rimshot*
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:38 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Feb 22 KESSIE!!
Replies: 33
Views: 214

It's never too late to change that. Men stay fertile throughout their lives, though it does start to decrease slightly as you get older. You just need to get over your exes, get some self confidence, and get more women. Also, I'm pretty sure the story about the matches is child abuse. You're a good...
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:25 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Sometimes I can relate
Replies: 55
Views: 459

Re: Sometimes I can relate

Another thing is that even if he was able to achieve fame, he would become known also for his fanatical drive. He would become known not only as that great bard who got a complete song from the fae rath, but also as that derranged bard who persued getting that song until he was driven to the brink ...
by EdBecerra
Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Feb 22 KESSIE!!
Replies: 33
Views: 214

That having been said, you devoting yourself to hurting those people's lives in every way you can just for the sake of wanting to hurt them was frankly just as reprehensible and immoral in my book. Those people likely had families of their own, individuals who did you no harm, who were just as affe...
by EdBecerra
Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:43 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Feb 22 KESSIE!!
Replies: 33
Views: 214

EdBecerra, please tell me that I shouldn't take your reply at face value before I throw up. Nome, I was once in love with a very wonderful lady. There was one little problem, though - in two parts. The first part was that my father had a number of 'friends' who were deeply indebted to him, and sear...