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first, the funny and slightly gross one. i was told this story by a friend of the person who is the subject of the story. said person, let's call him X, was a severely Un-F*ckable-Object (poor guy). because of this, he tended to masturbate....a LOT. also, at some point, he found out or was told that...

apparently the "welfare" that the 'milker' people get is some super-secret kind that you have to join the right club or know the nifty handshake to get.... when my husband got "let go" from his job, the unemployment/welfare money that he got from the state of north carolina was nowhere NEAR his prev...

a good friend of mine mistook a total stranger's hair for my hair, and tugged her braid while standing in line behind her at dragoncon.

thankfully, she was amused rather than annoyed. she didn't even press charges.

yaaaaaay! gratz to you, new medical professional!! excellent work.

i've never really managed to sexually damage myself...but i did inadvertently injure someone else, through ignorance. in one of my very first front-seat-of-the-car forays into the wonderful field of fellatio, i was trying very hard to make my partner's penis very happy but apparently not going about...

disclaimer: sorry, i'm not sufficiently versed in how the forum works to go back and find who said what and quote it. apologies. warning: rantish, and apologies again. disability is NOT all that easy to get on. i've only been trying for about 3 years or so. i have always had on-again-off-again troub...

cooking. sigh. i SUCK at cooking. good thing my hubby didn't marry me for my kitchen skills. i have always wanted to learn to cook, because i have a GREAT appreciation for food....i can usually follow a recipe if it doesn't require a lot of "technique" if i'm left alone to concentrate. this is not a...

waaaaaaaaayyyy back when i was a freshman in high school and taking "home ec", a classmate actually sewed her hand to her project. *pauses for an OW! in remembrance* she had sewed right thru the 'webbing' between her thumb and her hand, something like 4-6 stitches, and the machine and needle seemed ...

naaaah.

just long enough!

eh. who cares where the toys come from, just so long as they're thoroughly washed and disinfected before and after use. i've heard the phrase, "a hard dick's got no conscience, " and i imagine a vibrator has even less of one. a wise man once wrote, "the world needs more loving, sweaty and unashamed....

phear the penguins.

and squiddy....you're gonna have to work harder. that sounded like a good start, though.

zipper ninja FTW! i even made a world of warcraft guild called zipper ninjas! we all have a disturbing tendency to yell TENTACOO WAPE!! it's on the dark iron server....if you wanna join us, give me a shout sometime. :D omg....i think i just exposed myself as the rabid WoW player that i am. eep.

:o reading this thread, all i could think of was being caught by a "train-wreck" vh1 show while channel-surfing....all about celebs' worst fashion mistakes, blah blah....what caught my attention was a pic of pamela anderson, in all her enhanced-mammary glory, wearing skintight yellow somethings pair...

i have often run into the weird-ass idea (well, it's weird to me) that anyone who has anything at all to do with any kind of "alternative" sexuality must automatically be a nymphomaniac to boot. for a common instance that i've seen happen a LOT with stereotypically homophobic guys: the unshakeable c...

handheld shower heads are, in my own personal opinion, the greatest boon to schlicking ever invented.

and my mom always used to wonder why i invariably ran out of hot water.

i am into so many things that i can't keep track of all of them, sometimes. i have never been good at being quiet and lurky, so i thought i'd revert to my default state....LOUD....and start posting instead of just reading and giggling maniacally.

heh.

what makes me wonder is....how did Ghastly find this ad?

*ponders*

for i have joined the forums, and delurked. i have even said hello to sara the moo cow, for she was online in the AIM thingy. she urges me to POST! but i felt i should say hi first.

so....

HI!