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And those are the lessons that really stick.

Hey, here's a thought. Maybe the photographer tried to get Thelma into an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny type bikini, and a recruiter for the wrestling program saw the resulting carnage.

[This concludes silly ideas theatre.]

Well.


That liberated enough for Hortense? *grin*

Hortense looks honestly worried. She may be a whack job, but she's a sweetheart whackjob. I guess Nip always did like being around explosives... maybe that applies to personalities as well as chemical compounds. ...Nip and Hortense, sitting in a tree? That would be.. funny, in a horrible, horrible, ...

That's about the best shot of "blearily just waking up" I've ever seen.

Walking thing.. neanderthal ent or tree golem?

What a pretty kitty.

Squidge is stronger than the average bogey.

she'd rather eat ground glass than express ANY pleasure that Thelma "made the cut". In public, at any rate. Because of course she can't admit to anyone that a woman could be happy being told she was beautiful. (Someone oughta try it on Hortense, pity there aren't any eligible lizard men in the area...

I think I cracked a rib laughing at Hortense's expression when Thelma swarmed Tuck. She does look like she swallowed a bad fly, doesn't she? Oh, well. She'll get over it. (Can she bring herself to show happiness for Thelma in public, or will she have to do the 'my friend is happy' celebrating in pr...

She looks darling. I hope she does well. (For her sake and Hortenses, poor H. may well have an aneurysm of rage if she loses.)

...Rodents of Unusual Size?

Anoles are native to the south-- know there's a metric buttload of them around NC, SC. Down more southerly, you also get skinks and black racers.

But she said she 'moved' to Malarkey, didn't she? Wonder from where?

Mebbe she's just a generic lizard?

It was a joke. It's dead now.

Oh, yeah - welcome to the forum, Bootlizard! Glad to have you here! You have now entered the realm of Rhyme and Pun-ishment... Oh, no.. punsters? And me an innocent, just full of perfectly innocuous quips that you horrible folk will mutilate? ..oh, well, I'll bring you all closer together. You know...

as soon as I made a documented, provable point that my opponent could NOT counter with factual research, I'd get called some kind of name.... This is not just a liberal thing. This is a mindless-position thing. Liberals get called names, too... try Pinko on for size. Everyone calls names in a tight...

Actually, that last line was sarcasm. I'm sick of hearing, "oh, LIBERALS do thus and such" and "well, what do you expect from a CONSERVATIVE," and just wanted to be snippy about it. Hortense may not have made the argument, but I'd hardly be surprised if that was what she was thinking-- and in a stat...

Hortense may be being a twat about saying it, but she's got a point and Nip hasn't thought this through real clearly. Because giving a gal with low self esteem over to a community of cutthroat modeling bitches and sneering judges? Not the brightest. Oh, yeah, and Sharuuk? This is me belittling you a...