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by Bootlizard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:42 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big Boinkberry Wine
Replies: 36
Views: 1379

I merely question the wisdom of marketing an intense-- indeed, cosmic-- aphrodisiac that has had contraceptive powers stripped out.

They do put warning labels on these things, right? At least people know not to crack boinkberry wine at friendly dinner parties? And to have condoms on hand?
by Bootlizard
Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:23 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big Boinkberry Wine
Replies: 36
Views: 1379

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Addictive orgasms + addictive substance - birth control?

Is it just me, or does that add up to a very, very bad idea?
by Bootlizard
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: closer and closer to teh hawt gay sex0r!
Replies: 31
Views: 757

Pardons to AmyStereo, my last post was addressed entirely to Grey Cougar.

...and I'm sure you can see by the replies in this thread that you are patently not in the minority when it comes to your appreciation of the comic.
by Bootlizard
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:31 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: closer and closer to teh hawt gay sex0r!
Replies: 31
Views: 757

Fwoosh! The point flying over your head, that was. Let me break this down for you: Thread1: Poster A: "Whyfor not the gay sex?" Mr. Katellis: "I'm not really comfortable writing gay people." This is fine. Thread 2: Poster A: "Yay! Finally! Please to hurry with the gay sex!" Mr. Katellis: "Hush, I am...
by Bootlizard
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:10 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: closer and closer to teh hawt gay sex0r!
Replies: 31
Views: 757

Oh, Cougar, I was waiting for you to come bitch all over the thread. Now my day is complete.

*sigh* And after I provided that disclaimer in my post about not wanting more sex and everything.
by Bootlizard
Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:37 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: closer and closer to teh hawt gay sex0r!
Replies: 31
Views: 757

Their previous appearance, they were expostulating - while going at it right outside the Boodle's window - because that worked at that time. Mm, yes, their flash appearance... and you cut directly to K&K dealing with the situation. Naturally; they are the main characters. However, since your univer...
by Bootlizard
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:00 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: closer and closer to teh hawt gay sex0r!
Replies: 31
Views: 757

...can I just point out the irony?

Er, Mr. Katellis, sir... But I can't break the rules for them - story is just as important as yiffing. ...which is why you have K&K exposite while merrily buggering. They can have sex while forwarding plot; S&S ... nah. You don't want to do that. And you'll chide people who ask for it with a vague, ...
by Bootlizard
Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:05 am
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: "zer Penatrata. It makes sex look like Church"
Replies: 8
Views: 426

"zer Penatrata. It makes sex look like Church"

Crack quote title aside... So the pink ones enhance the feeling of penetration, am I reading this right? And it's not JUST specific to the main sexual organs, or Squinx wouldn't get anything out of it. Wonder if it makes giving a blowjob a more mutually satisfying experience? Or if cleaning out your...
by Bootlizard
Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:31 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big BoinkBerry Botany
Replies: 69
Views: 2110

...fascinating. If boinkberries were JUST a mild aphrodesiac/contraceptive... there'd be little difference between taking them and not taking them.

So why do you have to build up to a cosmic berry? Something is odd, here, and I hope it gets explained.
by Bootlizard
Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:44 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big BoinkBerry Botany
Replies: 69
Views: 2110

Phht common you don't mean to tell me you wouldn't be the teeniest of sarcastic to that question? Not with someone like Dee-- who obviously doesn't know that Pink Isn't Just For Girls. And he knows she doesn't know, or he wouldn't be about to exposite for us. And... you know, if you'd rubbed your t...
by Bootlizard
Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:08 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big BoinkBerry Botany
Replies: 69
Views: 2110

that any and all pink boinkberries will provide the contraceptive capability. But if you take a pink for the contraception and a blue for the cosmic orgasm, you're crossing the streams. And Bad things happen. ....wait, that was ghostbusters. She and Vic Timm only yiff in private and (seemingly) apo...
by Bootlizard
Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:34 pm
Forum: Kit n Kay Boodle
Topic: Big BoinkBerry Botany
Replies: 69
Views: 2110

....er, that actually WAS Squinx being a dick. In the very first days of the comic, it specified that pink boinkberries have contraceptive qualities for females. Not 'boinkberries.' PINK boinkberries. Now, that's not to say that a guy can't take them, or that it even says anything about his gender p...
by Bootlizard
Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:44 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Midnight snack by the lake
Replies: 39
Views: 354

The look on it's face is precious. Honestly. Look at those big blueish eyes. Like a particularly large, scaley dog who knows he knocked over the trashcan but he's SORRY HONESTLY....
by Bootlizard
Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:53 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: A mission ... a mission to mars
Replies: 13
Views: 134

Heh, that would make things interesting.
It just seems logical. She's been newly made aware of her beauty, she's gained self confidence, and it's a familiar voice..

I'm probably way off, though.
by Bootlizard
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:30 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: A mission ... a mission to mars
Replies: 13
Views: 134

"Who's Belle?"

I always thought it was Thelma....
by Bootlizard
Sun May 01, 2005 8:00 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Chainsaw Jane!!
Replies: 33
Views: 454

LoneWolf23k wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:
Bootlizard wrote:Relation to Ben or no, I hope she stays in the cast. She's a right broad.
HEY never call chicks broads.
Especially the ones larger and more muscular then you.
a) Personally, I prefer dame.
b) Not quite as muscular as her, but I'm working at it. (Ahoy, women's rugby!)
by Bootlizard
Sun May 01, 2005 9:08 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Chainsaw Jane!!
Replies: 33
Views: 454

Relation to Ben or no, I hope she stays in the cast. She's a right broad.
by Bootlizard
Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:40 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: ConJob
Replies: 14
Views: 175

Phoo, we've got another $5K to go until we get to see Thelma beat the everloving crap out of these monkeys.
by Bootlizard
Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:53 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: cat out of the bag
Replies: 23
Views: 281

Divide by cucumber
Out of cheese error
Reinstall universe and reboot...


(Or maybe psychotherapy?)
by Bootlizard
Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:07 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 3-17-05
Replies: 19
Views: 330

Sharuuk wrote:
Wonder if'n Hortense is gonna have a coronary? :wink:
Why? Thelma's excelling in a traditionally male role. Oughta make Hortense pretty happy.