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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Heh heh heh, maybe call is some experts. Blade for starters.

Van Helsing too...

Bring some garlic too, and not just for in the pantry...

Well, there's the obvious answer: there was this guy she was interested in, but the moron completly overlooked her in favor of a ditz with... Shall we say "Huge Drafts of Land"... :roll: As a result of this rejection, she's left wondering "What the Hell's wrong with me?" Huge TRACTS of land. (Pytho...

Since one of the characters I role-play is basically a lizard, (actually he's a small dragon,) that third panel I can relate to.

Imagine being a quadropedal dragon 3 feet tall at the tips of the horns, among 5-7 foot tall bipedal hairballs.

Go with it Ralph.

I think Ralph is getting his fish ready. :lol: Oh Puulleeeeeeezzzzz don't say that he's just gonna flounder around!!! :x Shaaruuk No, this goes back a couple years. When Ben Bruin first bought a gun after being mugged, the topic of the 2nd Amendment came up in the forum, and I said that Ralph had g...

The JAM wrote:Drat, you used up all the good puns, just when this topic was bouncing right along. Now I feel a little flat.

I think Ralph is getting his fish ready.

Well, that leaves out Gus and Gilly... Gilly is liberal, which means he'd go nuts trying to be PC with Hortense, and probably end up embarassing himself and ticking her off more than ever Maybe, maybe not. Look how Thelma started out as the "PITA girl" and ended up Tuck's girlfriend and now we ador...

LoneWolf23k wrote:I agree with Kerry. What Hortense really needs is a confidence-boosting make-over.. Something to make her feel good about herself.

...That, and a nice gentleman to show her not all men are sexist jerks.

Well, that leaves out Gus and Gilly...

Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line wrote:

Archae45 wrote:

Werekitty wrote: Let's stop inflating this line of thought. It might just pop.

Why, you think it may rubber the wrong way?

Well, she might just snap, though.

This thread really is a gas!

Werekitty wrote:

Archae45 wrote:

Squeaky Bunny wrote: Well, if Hortense hadn't been pressured into it in the first place. . .

Well, she is now airing their differences...

Let's stop inflating this line of thought. It might just pop.

Why, you think it may rubber the wrong way?

Squeaky Bunny wrote:

Archae45 wrote:

Well, I don't plan on stretching it too much...

Well, if Hortense hadn't been pressured into it in the first place. . .

Well, she is now airing their differences...

Squeaky Bunny wrote:

Archae45 wrote:Looks like Hortense is getting a bad mammary about all this...

Stretching it a bit aren't we?

Well, I don't plan on stretching it too much...

Looks like Hortense is getting a bad mammary about all this...

Granted, what Hortense put under her shirt isn't that much less than many women stick IN their boobs...

Kerry Skydancer wrote:He doesn't need to be embalmed. That look would've charcoaled a snowman. Ben's just learned Rule One of married life - when you're right, apologize immediately. At least I hope he's learned it.

Agreed.

Now you see one of the reasons I haven't married yet.
(If I can show I'm right, I do so.)

Ben is now emabalmed by now.

Since I live with three cats, I know all too well the dirty looks cats can give us.

The other thing I noticed is the bat-wings. They'd be even harder to design around than tails, after all.... I always figured that a workable solution for bat clothing would be poncho/serape style garments, or something as simple as a long strip of cloth with a hole for the head, hanging down front...

They way I see it, Hortense has a hard time, being a reptile lady. Simply put, furry is cute, scales...not so much. Remember how Lily cuddled Velvet back in UTLT? Do you think she would've done the same for a lizard? No one's given Morty a hug lately, have they? Reptiles, insects, and vultures, are...

Hortense is like so many others in the "Nip n' Tuck" universe, a stereotype. I've never personally met a woman as militantly feminist as she is... I have. :roll: Trust me, they exist. Maybe not in as large a number as their advocacy groups would have you believe, but they do exist. Oh I know it, I ...

Well... Hortense is like so many others in the "Nip n' Tuck" universe, a stereotype. I've never personally met a woman as militantly feminist as she is, but a couple have come close. :) It can be difficult to "play" a female, if one is a male, like most of us (including Ralph) are. All too often whe...