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*sighs dramatically* Oooh Johnny... I swear on the fluffy bunny god that if he were to kiss my hand in his Jack Sparrow outfit I would faint like the vacuous heroine of a regency gothic novel. My fantasy::::: "Hello." He says while bowing with a flourish, a twinkle in his eyes and dashing grin tuggi...

Are there many? I've only picked up three and that was a surprise.

I really didn't think there'd be any at all.

Hello!! = sign of life.

Though I must warn you that this sign of life is deceptive for I am actually the walking dead.

Er..or something witty..

A-hem. A male with enlightened taste in art and literature (par example: Arcana) is hard to resist by a female. Also...we be girlies and we like boylies!! Hee hee! *evil grin* I must warn you, sometimes I sleepgrope. It's like sleepwalking but funner. :D *sigh* Sixteen!!! Oh innocent child! We shall...

*dons wench costume, "ample" buzoms all but hanging out*

Yarr! There be gin and the black rum bein' served ine cap'n's mess.


41!!!! Good god! How can one so devastatingly old be so sexilicious??

Also, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is MMmm good..I think I'll watch it tonight *sneaky eyes*

Oh yeah well...

*creates Super Shinifier MAchine and sticks badge in it, pulling out a new super shiny badge*

HaHA! Now it is I who have the shiniest badge!!

*pins it on proudly and parades up and down the room*

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*choke* urk!

*falls to the floor spasming, spasmes into bunny and causes her to fall into the vat Chocolate Pudding From Hell (that means it's evil pudding)*

Maybe you won't have to change your sexuality, but you'll probably have to get a sex change opertaion...unless you plan to take them against thier will *evil grin*

*waves* hello there fresh meat. And it's a BOY! Heh heh

OMIGOD!

That *is* the ultimate question!!

Pirates win though, cause thier charming and dashing and they steal buxom (and hopefully slightly less than buxom) lasses and make them into pirate wenches!

Arrrr!

Plus Johnny Depp.

No more need be said.

Now why the hell didn;'t I think of that!!?

Oh oh oh! Oh the fuming jealousy! *steals the voice in the jar, drinks it, then chuckles evilly a la Tim Curry*

I'm so cool! Like this--> 8)

*grumblegrumble*

*sourly* fine! but I want a shinier badge, a shinier badge than thine!

*sits pouting in a corner staring at dull badge and muttering sourly*

Well you must understand that the $50 is to cover administrative fees and as per the proviosios under section 5.5 in the ledger of the..*mummbleincoherentjargon while the money sticks out of my back pocket* *the badge shines in my eyes* AH! I'm blind! You've blinded me with your excessively shiny ba...

But corset *whimperwhimper* corset!

...can I have Rocky?? Though I dislike the weird noises he makes sometimes...

heh heh. fluff with attitude. *wipes tear* oh precious precious irony, how I cherish you so.

Yay! War spoils! Corsets! Mayhem! She does seem to have disappeared. I thing maybe she's a bit put off that we were unimpressed by her wild stabbing motions and loud angryness. Though I might add that my leaking wounds don't put me in the best frame of mind... So when she reappears sneak up behind h...

Now whyever would you assume that I would ever let them see the light of day? Silly bunny, trix are... :-? I don't like where that was going. And anyway, if and when they are allowed out of my bedroom they would of course remain in the shadows where thier white whiteness can show in nice contrast wi...

Yea. It was myself and my boyfriend's mutual present to eachother for our one-year anniversary. She's an attention-starved little bitch that won't stop attacking the *much larger* cat. *pets the vicious little mongrel while it squirms and tries to get away* I love her. :evil: MY corset! I will steal...

You know I never thought of them that way. They were cool in the books and then I saw the movies and I said "Ewww...old and fugly!" I guess wih the boys it would be child molesting...and I mock my best friend about that too much to leave myself open to it. The Book of Life Vol. 2.3 Rule #5686 "And a...

: P Bleh! *sits on a stool and watches the bunny work* ooh. *pokes one of the fiddly bits and gets shocked* ow. *pokes another fiddly bit and gets shocked again* ow. ooh. *pokes a protruding red button with a big DON'T TOUCH above it* *the machine explodes and renders all monkeys hairless* :P :D I n...

*crouches in a corner with an army helmet and a mike* A war is proceeding between bunnies and the evil doctores that hate them. This is the final battle of a centuries long feud between fluff and fiendishness. Who will triumph? .. I root for the bunny cause she looks sour and sarcastic in the pic an...

YES! Velcome to de evool! :evil: Here is your badge. The is a $50.oo non-refundable entry fee. Meetings will be held on Monday nights at THE VOID OF ETERNAL DAMNATION!! Welcome to Damned Affiliates, Inc. p.s. Mondays being the most evil days. p.p.s. How did you enjoy the cow-lovin'? :D p.p.p.s. Butt...