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You're a mommy!!???

I myself have thirty-two, though I'm such a durned bad mother that I just keep killing them all off *pops one of the bubbles floating around*

Hee hee their guts make a wet spot on my finger!

*narrows eyes*

Alright, now you've gone too far. You have forced me to take extreme measures!

*makes off with the badge and trows it down a volcano in the bermuda triangle*

pantpant...HAH!!!!

*chops the cows head off* Now would you like the brain, or can I keep it for myself??? *gracious hostess*

*blinku* but...isn't the kingdom made of chocolate??

*stops eating the furniture and examines it closely*

*faintly from the floor* awww.....your broken-heatred stories make me cry *the corks slowly get wet with tears* Thank you for the valiant effort to get my eyes back for me, pixie-chan, but I have come up with a solution!!! Dun dada laaa!!! *turns back on the room, fiddles with something, turns back ...

I think that's the fundamental problem with most places---not enough cobblestone! Now I have found after great investigative study *puills out graphs, charts and a pointer* that towns with cobblestones result in a 73% increase in aesthetics, but also a 62% increase in gossip per person rate. *brings...

mmph.

*mud around mouth crumbles* Peh! I may be in pain, immobile, and blind, but take this!!

*spits like a camel directly onto super shiny badge*

Heh!

But must they be so sharp and scary-looking??

...

*whispers* It's a girl.

*gropes around blindly*

Oh dear *to bunny and pixie* have I touched something I perhaps shouldn't

*eyes continue to bleed*

I feel kind of faint...*sinks slowly to the floor*

and I still don't admit to being a girl...dun dun dunnnn

*pout* But they were my friends!!

*turns mind control device on bunny and causes HER to fall off the cliff*

Ha! How do you like that!!?? : P blahhh

YES!!!! *puts on chipmunk hat* Ch-ch-ch-chip N' Dale! Rescue Rangers!! Mine! All mine! *stands on a platform in front of millions of chipmunks bowing in holy supplication* It is time now, my adorable yet vicious minions! We shall have out long awaited jihad against the squirrel nation! No longer wil...

I like sing-a-longs.

Ummm.....ink bunny, when are you going to give me *your* eyes???

*the gaping sockets bleed some more*

*puts it on the floor, bats at it* Hee hee hee *runs to it from another direction and bats it again* :D funfun *pounces it and rolls and rolls until gets completely tangled up in it* -_- You may have won this time...but I will get my revenge. *struggles, the string tightens* OK! Fine! I won't!! ...h...

:( *looks at the bloody corpse* :P *puts the corpse into a flowery dress, sits it at a lacy tea table between the regurgitated mushroom Squishy and a pink umbrella, and closes it's stiff fingers around a tea cup and scone* *sip* How are you today? *sip* Please try not to bloody up the tablecloth, In...

*eyes sparkle* I've got it!!! I've got the chocolate treasure!!!!!! *stands triumphant on a mountain holding the scepter* I have the scepter and now I just need the crown and cape and I shall be queeeeeeeen!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO! You fell right into my evil scheme! XD I was never hungry!!! Ah ha ha!!!

*steps out of the way as bunny runs forward, thus propelling herself into the table saw*

Oh no!! Bunny!! NO~!

weepweep! *puts bandaid on bunny* All better!!

*crawls out of hole and peeks down into bunny's*

Can I have some??? Please please??? With onion rings and chicken fried rice on top??? *sad and pathetic* I'm hungry.

Hmmmm...*suspicious*

Alright!!! *hands you eyeballs*

*eye sockets bleeding*

....I don't feel so good.

I'm so sorry!! (no i'm not)

I didn't mean to invade you sacred thread!! (yes i did)

*weeps in shame* (*cackles in delight*)