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by Archae99
Sat Jul 21, 2001 11:22 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 7/19 The fleas are coming, the fleas are coming!
Replies: 6
Views: 460

Knowing Nip, he'll use something a bit less subtle than water, something more explosive. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
by Archae99
Thu Jul 19, 2001 5:37 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ralph, that is enough!
Replies: 12
Views: 796

I guess then we'll see more of "Bush is dumb" jokes, right?http://www.bushwatch.com/dumb.htm<P>Or a photo of Jenna and Barbara Bush holding bottles of J & B.<P>Or jokes about daddy getting cushy spots in the Texas ANG for junior.<P>Or republican "family values," courtesy of Bob Barr and Newt Gingric...
by Archae99
Wed Jul 18, 2001 11:41 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ralph, that is enough!
Replies: 12
Views: 796

Ralph, it was one thing to make the joke about Rosie O'Donnell being fat.<P>But this "joke" about the Clintons being criminals is simply a cheap shot, not funny in the least.<P>I know you are a conservative, and don't like Bill or Hillary Clinton. But the FACT is, Bill, Hillary and Chelsea have NEVE...
by Archae99
Wed Jul 18, 2001 10:18 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Song for Ben
Replies: 3
Views: 294

I was listening to some old songs I have on tape, and heard one that I have no doubt Ben thinks of when he sees Lily.
(It's also tied in to the current strip.)<P>Leo Sayer, "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"<P>(How many here remember that one?)<P>Going back to listening to my disco tunes....
by Archae99
Wed Jul 18, 2001 7:29 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ralph, that is enough!
Replies: 12
Views: 796

Has the "innocent until PROVEN guilty" statutes in this country been revoked recently? Because none of the Clintons have been convicted of anything.<P>Besides, that isn't the point I was making.<P>Police put yellow tape around someone's house if a serious crime, such as murder has occured there.<P>N...
by Archae99
Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:15 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Holy Moley!
Replies: 1
Views: 265

(Looks at the third panel, sees Lily in that dress)<P>PH-WEEET PHEEOWWW! (That's a wolf whistle)<P>Excuse me a second......
I'm back. For some reason, I needed a cold shower. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Very nicely done, Ralph! Wow!<P>
by Archae99
Fri Jun 29, 2001 10:26 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Is that Thelma
Replies: 2
Views: 278

Who is that lovely lady in the middle panel? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>I'm looking forward to the Todd brothers seeing her and their jaws dropping to the floor.
by Archae99
Fri Jun 22, 2001 10:58 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 6-22 Strip
Replies: 1
Views: 224

Ralph, I'm afraid the Todd brothers aren't the only ones needing a hosing down! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>After seeing the strip with the two girls "skinnin' down fer the summer," the car shop girls, and now the 6-22 strip, I'm in need of a cold shower!<P>You sure can d...
by Archae99
Tue Jun 05, 2001 12:04 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: I love summer!
Replies: 8
Views: 448

Well, we saw Thelma in a bathing suit, and to be quite honest, she looks kind of cute in it!
And no, I'm not being weird.
by Archae99
Thu May 31, 2001 10:24 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 5-31 strip
Replies: 0
Views: 203

Hey! I resemble that remark! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
by Archae99
Wed May 30, 2001 3:37 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: "To serve and protect....."
Replies: 1
Views: 232

Ralph, many thanks for the great Memorial Day strip.<P>I wasn't in any wars, but my father was. (Korea.)<P>My brother-in-law was a medic in Vietnam.<P>And they were proud to have served. (They didn't like the outcome, but that's another topic altogether.)<P>Patriotism comes from the heart, and yours...
by Archae99
Wed May 09, 2001 12:21 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Current storyline
Replies: 4
Views: 322

I know, Ralph.<P>And I'm pretty sure the memories you have of those experiences are painful also.<P>But it just bothers me.<P>At one time I was so angry at being so humiliated, I actually did think of going home, getting my dad's gun and coming back and shooting my tormentors. Fortunately my reasoni...
by Archae99
Tue May 08, 2001 10:37 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Current storyline
Replies: 4
Views: 322

Hi Ralph.<P>I know you do have a storyline going with Ben, Lily and the crush the boss' niece has on Ben.<P>But......<P>(I'm trying to be as tactful as possible here)<P>These "flashbacks" to Ben's painful experiences in childhood are bothering me, a lot.<P>You see, I had a few similar experiences in...
by Archae99
Wed May 02, 2001 8:53 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: May 1rst strip
Replies: 8
Views: 435

[QUOTE]Originally posted by RHJunior: Well, once upon a time I was a diehard "keep em all illegal" pro-drug-war prohibitionist. It took a long time and a lot of thought and deliberation before I came to the conclusion I did: Government has no business exercising prohibition.<P>Yeah, just look at how...
by Archae99
Tue May 01, 2001 6:59 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: May 1rst strip
Replies: 8
Views: 435

Well, by the time I finished reading it, I was breathing into a bag also! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
by Archae99
Mon Apr 30, 2001 10:10 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: May 1rst strip
Replies: 8
Views: 435

Alright, who tied up Ralph and put his own dialogue in the May 1rst strip? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
by Archae99
Tue Apr 03, 2001 10:28 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Today's strip
Replies: 3
Views: 289

You have some dirt on this?<P>Then again, we could compare Ralph to an Egyptian ruler, a furrow.<P>(Ducking behind armor plate)<P>Ralph is used to my horrible puns.<P>When he did a strip in "Under The Lemon Tree," showing Ben Bruin practising with a gun, he made a comment about bearing arms.<P>I e-m...
by Archae99
Sat Mar 31, 2001 7:05 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Today's strip
Replies: 3
Views: 289

Looks like in today's strip Tuck is giving nip some bull. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
by Archae99
Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:17 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Cats!
Replies: 2
Views: 257

Ah yes!<P>I have a laser pointer myself, so Patches can entertain me by acting like a screwy kitten. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Let's face it Ralph, the old saying about cats is still valid.<P>"In ancient Egypt cats were worshipped. They never forgot it." <IMG SRC="http:...
by Archae99
Sat Mar 24, 2001 1:22 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Cats!
Replies: 2
Views: 257

Being a slave of one b/w purrbox myself, I am very familiar with the one sound that always brings Patches running, even if she's completely out cold, sleeping on my bed. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Do you live with any cats yourself, Ralph?