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by Archae99
Tue Sep 18, 2001 1:57 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Advice wanted
Replies: 43
Views: 2037

Oh BTW, Bin Laden was trained and funded by the CIA early in his career as a terrorist. Except since he was doing his schtick against the Soviets, it was JUST FINE to teh CIA.<P>Guess who was president during the time the CIA taught him terror techniques, despite the fact he had extreme anti-US view...
by Archae99
Tue Sep 18, 2001 1:52 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Advice wanted
Replies: 43
Views: 2037

Say Solarfox, this is one of those "condemmnations" from Rush: <P>"People talk about Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson saying "this was our fault." ...Barbara Lee voted against funding this war. She's the extremeist" -Rush, during his first hour today, slandering a congresswoman who had the GALL to vo...
by Archae99
Mon Sep 17, 2001 11:01 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: September 17th strip
Replies: 3
Views: 310

IF he really is to blame.<P>Remember the last time a building was blown up?<P>(Oklahoma City that is.)
by Archae99
Sun Sep 16, 2001 10:54 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Advice wanted
Replies: 43
Views: 2037

Don't forget though, the UNDEReducated doofuses who also think they can run the country.
(Just guess which politicians I'm thinking of. Give you a hint: G & B.)
by Archae99
Sun Sep 16, 2001 4:36 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Advice wanted
Replies: 43
Views: 2037

What is it with conservatives, that when their people are caught being slime, they lie and make excuses?<P>Jerry Falwell was NOT "taken out of context." And he did not say "America has gone soft."<P>These are his words:<P>"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us...
by Archae99
Sat Sep 15, 2001 10:24 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Advice wanted
Replies: 43
Views: 2037

Then again, all I have to do is read this every Monday. <A HREF="http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/index.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/index.html</A> <P>I already KNOW who the top idiot is for this week. Jerry Falwell.<P>Second is Ann Coulter with her call t...
by Archae99
Wed Sep 12, 2001 12:08 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Right on the money, Ralph!
Replies: 10
Views: 602

Just one word about what you just said, Ralph.<P>Amen.
by Archae99
Tue Sep 11, 2001 8:17 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Thelma's Back!
Replies: 6
Views: 403

PHWEEEEEET-PHEEEEEOW! (Wolf whistle)<P>Holy Moley, does Thelma look SEX-EEEE!<P>Even her pouch, (barely noticable,) looks good!<P>I have a hunch that now the boys will be fighting over who can take Thelma out! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Great work, Ralph!
by Archae99
Tue Sep 11, 2001 8:08 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Right on the money, Ralph!
Replies: 10
Views: 602

Ralph, I just saw your drawing at Yerf, that sums up the cowardly attacks today, 100%.<P>You really nailed it right on the head about these motherf***ers who killed so many innocents today.<P>And what boiled my blood the worst, was how those &%$#@ Palestinian whacks who partied and celebrated this.<...
by Archae99
Fri Sep 07, 2001 6:19 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: New song for both Ben and Ralph
Replies: 2
Views: 319

It's a joke, Edge.
by Archae99
Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:59 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Way to go!
Replies: 9
Views: 619

All right!<P>Looking good, Ralph!
by Archae99
Tue Sep 04, 2001 10:47 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Ben's stash!
Replies: 4
Views: 306

I really sympathize with Zoot!<P>If anyone raided and destroyed my stash, I'd be whining and bawling!<P>But.......<P>I do have some good news for Ben!<P>Researchers have found out that chocolate has a great deal of flavanoids, which are really good for us.<P>Granted, too much chocolate is fattening,...
by Archae99
Thu Aug 30, 2001 10:45 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: I'm in shape, round's a shape, right? :)
Replies: 7
Views: 487

I agree wholeheartedly on the exercize part.<P>I would weigh a lot more if I didn't use as my primary transportation a bicycle.<P>I put in about 10-20 miles a week, going from one part of Sheboygan to another.<P>And I see so much more on my bike, than people in their cars do.<P>Just yesterday, I sto...
by Archae99
Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:37 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: New song for both Ben and Ralph
Replies: 2
Views: 319

Say Ralph, would you like an inspirational music video for your new quest?<P>"Fat" by Weird Al Yankovich. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>(Think Sheldon has seen it?)
by Archae99
Wed Aug 29, 2001 12:14 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: I'm in shape, round's a shape, right? :)
Replies: 7
Views: 487

As to the latest strip:<P>Hey! I resemble those remarks! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Seriously, I am 6 feet tall and 210 pounds. So I could stand to lose 20 pounds easy.<P>I have one BIG problem though.<P>Eating is one of my true joys in life.<P>I don't eat to excess, I ju...
by Archae99
Wed Aug 22, 2001 2:50 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: August 17, snake on the table!
Replies: 6
Views: 484

Ben may have a weakness for felines, and so do I.<P>I adore cats.<P>I have a "365 Kittens a Year" calendar, a 10-year old kitten, <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> named Patches, heck, my Mom even found a baby picture of me, I was about a year old, guess what I'm holding? You got...
by Archae99
Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:20 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: August 17, snake on the table!
Replies: 6
Views: 484

I have a hunch it's an avatar of his former girlfriend's subconscious.
Probably that rather devilish streak she showed when she freaked out Lily, and then grinned and said, "Psych."
by Archae99
Sat Aug 11, 2001 11:37 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 8-11 strip
Replies: 2
Views: 297

You got it.<P>The moment you realize you've REALLY screwed up, and all you can do is say, "OH S***!" <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Ever have a moment like that? (How about you, Raplh?) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>The last time I remember having s...
by Archae99
Fri Aug 10, 2001 9:28 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 8-11 strip
Replies: 2
Views: 297

Not only is saturday's strip pretty funny, it also has some basis in fact.<P>I read about this couple who had roaches, so they set off over half a dozen roach bombs in their apartment.<P>You got it, KABLOOEY! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>BTW, in the wreckage of the apartme...
by Archae99
Thu Aug 09, 2001 5:14 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Song for Ben
Replies: 3
Views: 294

ROTF!<P>I have all of those you listed on tape, myself.<P>Remember the Intel commercials with the dancing "clean suit" workers?<P>I have all those songs from those ads on tape also.<P>I hit puberty during the height of disco fever, so I used to go to the discos to try (and fail) to pick up women. <I...