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- Tue Sep 18, 2001 1:57 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2037
Oh BTW, Bin Laden was trained and funded by the CIA early in his career as a terrorist. Except since he was doing his schtick against the Soviets, it was JUST FINE to teh CIA.<P>Guess who was president during the time the CIA taught him terror techniques, despite the fact he had extreme anti-US view...
- Tue Sep 18, 2001 1:52 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2037
Say Solarfox, this is one of those "condemmnations" from Rush: <P>"People talk about Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson saying "this was our fault." ...Barbara Lee voted against funding this war. She's the extremeist" -Rush, during his first hour today, slandering a congresswoman who had the GALL to vo...
- Mon Sep 17, 2001 11:01 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: September 17th strip
- Replies: 3
- Views: 310
- Sun Sep 16, 2001 10:54 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2037
- Sun Sep 16, 2001 4:36 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2037
What is it with conservatives, that when their people are caught being slime, they lie and make excuses?<P>Jerry Falwell was NOT "taken out of context." And he did not say "America has gone soft."<P>These are his words:<P>"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us...
- Sat Sep 15, 2001 10:24 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2037
Then again, all I have to do is read this every Monday. <A HREF="http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/index.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/index.html</A> <P>I already KNOW who the top idiot is for this week. Jerry Falwell.<P>Second is Ann Coulter with her call t...
- Wed Sep 12, 2001 12:08 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Right on the money, Ralph!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 602
- Tue Sep 11, 2001 8:17 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: Thelma's Back!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 403
PHWEEEEEET-PHEEEEEOW! (Wolf whistle)<P>Holy Moley, does Thelma look SEX-EEEE!<P>Even her pouch, (barely noticable,) looks good!<P>I have a hunch that now the boys will be fighting over who can take Thelma out! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Great work, Ralph!
- Tue Sep 11, 2001 8:08 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Right on the money, Ralph!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 602
Ralph, I just saw your drawing at Yerf, that sums up the cowardly attacks today, 100%.<P>You really nailed it right on the head about these motherf***ers who killed so many innocents today.<P>And what boiled my blood the worst, was how those &%$#@ Palestinian whacks who partied and celebrated this.<...
- Fri Sep 07, 2001 6:19 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: New song for both Ben and Ralph
- Replies: 2
- Views: 319
- Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:59 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Way to go!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 619
- Tue Sep 04, 2001 10:47 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Ben's stash!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 306
I really sympathize with Zoot!<P>If anyone raided and destroyed my stash, I'd be whining and bawling!<P>But.......<P>I do have some good news for Ben!<P>Researchers have found out that chocolate has a great deal of flavanoids, which are really good for us.<P>Granted, too much chocolate is fattening,...
- Thu Aug 30, 2001 10:45 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: I'm in shape, round's a shape, right? :)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 487
I agree wholeheartedly on the exercize part.<P>I would weigh a lot more if I didn't use as my primary transportation a bicycle.<P>I put in about 10-20 miles a week, going from one part of Sheboygan to another.<P>And I see so much more on my bike, than people in their cars do.<P>Just yesterday, I sto...
- Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:37 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: New song for both Ben and Ralph
- Replies: 2
- Views: 319
Say Ralph, would you like an inspirational music video for your new quest?<P>"Fat" by Weird Al Yankovich. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>(Think Sheldon has seen it?)
- Wed Aug 29, 2001 12:14 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: I'm in shape, round's a shape, right? :)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 487
As to the latest strip:<P>Hey! I resemble those remarks! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Seriously, I am 6 feet tall and 210 pounds. So I could stand to lose 20 pounds easy.<P>I have one BIG problem though.<P>Eating is one of my true joys in life.<P>I don't eat to excess, I ju...
- Wed Aug 22, 2001 2:50 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: August 17, snake on the table!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 484
Ben may have a weakness for felines, and so do I.<P>I adore cats.<P>I have a "365 Kittens a Year" calendar, a 10-year old kitten, <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> named Patches, heck, my Mom even found a baby picture of me, I was about a year old, guess what I'm holding? You got...
- Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:20 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: August 17, snake on the table!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 484
- Sat Aug 11, 2001 11:37 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: 8-11 strip
- Replies: 2
- Views: 297
You got it.<P>The moment you realize you've REALLY screwed up, and all you can do is say, "OH S***!" <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Ever have a moment like that? (How about you, Raplh?) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>The last time I remember having s...
- Fri Aug 10, 2001 9:28 am
- Forum: Nip and Tuck
- Topic: 8-11 strip
- Replies: 2
- Views: 297
Not only is saturday's strip pretty funny, it also has some basis in fact.<P>I read about this couple who had roaches, so they set off over half a dozen roach bombs in their apartment.<P>You got it, KABLOOEY! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>BTW, in the wreckage of the apartme...
- Thu Aug 09, 2001 5:14 am
- Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
- Topic: Song for Ben
- Replies: 3
- Views: 294
ROTF!<P>I have all of those you listed on tape, myself.<P>Remember the Intel commercials with the dancing "clean suit" workers?<P>I have all those songs from those ads on tape also.<P>I hit puberty during the height of disco fever, so I used to go to the discos to try (and fail) to pick up women. <I...