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Oh, sorry. Anyways.. I'm gonna go start a thread on D&D, anyone interested in making cracks/Joining a campaign on OpenRPG, feel free to post..

Oh.. one last D&D crack before I quit.

Bigsby's Unwelcome Touch
lv 8 Sor/Wiz
Will save negates

Violates target.

I'd be glad.. Heck, I'll start a new game for the forumites.. I might even start a separate campaign just for the forumites if you want.

Also, Zav's game comes highly reccomended. By me.

Damn good. Provided you can find a succubus to use it on. Force the DM into describing a hentai scene.. freaking awesome with a really open minded DM. On another note, you know the PC team is good if they manage to break out of the +3 manacles of awesome and sneak attack a half god, and kill him via...

Give it purple tentacles and school girls, and you're a step closer to MY kind of dirty (No not really)

On a completely unrelated note: You know you have a good role playing group when you can get away with hentai tentacle jokes.

Alternately, you could buy a copy of the Sutra....

Might help your "Scientific Expedition.."

*Votes for Galileo* Seriously, that guy should be elevated to the status of scientific demi god. He bothered to get over his "He said so first" upbringing, and see that making a statement does not make it true. Which leads me to believe that all scientists before him were at least part politician. A...

Yes, and I beat it, and I still don't know what you're talking about, Alf. Of course, it's been like, 10 years. So, I prolly just forgot.

I personally think that Freud's a big dummy in 90% of his rhetoric. He was some loony pervert that thought everyone had an Oedipus complex, as near as I can tell... This part probably should go under the Star Trek post, but in the one episode where Data starts having nightmares... his appointment wi...

25 - Don't bother to run preliminary scans. They won't be conclusive. Period. You're wasting your time with anything but a full sensor sweep looking for a specific anomaly. 26 - Don't bother with Phasers if the ship is comparably equipped. They won't work. Ever. Use Photon Torpedos right off the bat.

God. Just as long as Riker's only point is to be the butt of "Fire at Will" jokes, it's ok. He gets shagged enough (implicitly) on the show. Poor Dr. Crusher has horrible luck with relationships.. She's fallen in love with two parasites that I've seen.. The only reason I'm able to cite episode relat...

Then Data's gonna get nailed by something, but it's not gonna hurt. Like when Beverly shot Data with an arrow in the Qpid episode.

"Captain, I object! I am NOT a merry man!"

God Worf rules

13 - If Worf's in the away team, he's got the perimeter. If Data's in the away team, you're all safe. Finally, if Beverly's in the away team, someone's gonna get hurt.

http://www.kevinandkell.com/1996/kk0621.html

Completely innocent use of the word Wang. Also, great comic.

"They've created a chat room!"

Indeed, I can't wait to see how Aiden handles this one..

Also, I forsee Rodney getting exclusive "I told you so" rights on this one, but I doubt he'll exercise them because he's such a nice guy.

Alright! I got a cameo!

No, but it's related. My favorite was the "Space continuum is Lime Flavored" one, but that one's great too

Heck, if you used to read Ask Evil Princess Sarah on 8 bit, (http://www.nuklearpower.com, ask EPS on the sidebar), They had a letter about someone complaining that they didn't have both the Widescreen and Fullscreen versions of Fellowship when it came out on DVD.. to which she responded "Ladies and ...

It's a commander in a cozy, posh ship, who's in no trouble at all. AKA you. Except in SC they don't emphasize the point, although it makes sense. In WarCraft, however, it just doesn't make sense at all. They need like lag time between orders depending on how far away from the "base" you are for the ...

In clarification, Poochu are the incredibly cute little creatures that will take over the world.. when they are hurt, they're given a classic japanese imitation american animated sitcom face and their voice goes from a high pitched ultra cute Poo~Chu! to one of Zav's quotes in a deep, harsh male voi...