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by Maximuscoolman
Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:57 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Puzzles
Replies: 137
Views: 5035

Way to give it away :D
And isn't included, but it probably works if you do include it.
I hear this game also works in dutch.
by Maximuscoolman
Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:45 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Hackity hackity hackity hackity
Replies: 40
Views: 1068

Wait wait wait, how are you supposed to masturbate if you're using two computers at once?
by Maximuscoolman
Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:47 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Whoa Nelly, Hormonal BC Side Effects.
Replies: 249
Views: 5758

Nah, soda is an old word for chemically combined sodium.
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:37 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

Wow, that is awesome, I'm just trying not to imagine someone getting the head of their penis tattooed. I wonder is he got the other side of the dragon around the back.
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:13 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

But if you like your partner to swallow, then they will more readily do it if it tastes nice, or if you're the swallower, you'd prefer it to taste nice.
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:51 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

I've never had a wet dream (go figure), but even if i don't masturbate for a few days, I notice the effects, ie have an erection all the time . I've definately never felt any pressure in my scrotum. I hear that when Henry VIII was with one of his wives, she didn't have sex with him and it was actual...
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:34 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Puzzles
Replies: 137
Views: 5035

203 is 15
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:33 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Puzzles
Replies: 137
Views: 5035

π is 2, and 2 is 3, and 3 is 5, and 5 is 4, and 4 is cosmic. 1024 is 21, and 21 is 9, and 9 is 4, and 4 is cosmic. 4 is cosmic. 42 is 8, and 8 is 5, and 5 is 4, and 4 is cosmic. -1 is 11, and 11 is 6, and 6 is 3, and 3 is 5, and 5 is 4, and 4 is cosmic. 10^100 is 6, and 6 is 3, and 3 is 5, and 5 is...
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:12 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I didn't even know this was possible...
Replies: 13
Views: 340

It's not the only testicle removing related news we've had here recently, there was also this. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050208/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_testicles_5 But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the te...
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:07 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Puzzles
Replies: 137
Views: 5035

Puzzles

These were posted on another forum I regular, no one there seems to get them, but I have more confidence in the forum's ability. "And 4 is cosmic" I'll write a correct phrase and you guys get to try and guess. If you get it, don't post the rule just start adding correct phrases to help out the other...
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:00 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

I see, I guess that makes sense. As for not squirting being a bonus, I'm afraid I have to disagree there.
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:59 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I didn't even know this was possible...
Replies: 13
Views: 340

Re: I didn't even know this was possible...

WhatMeWorry? wrote:She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
I heard she tried to swallow it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:44 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

Well there you go then, not everyone else had had more sex than you after all.

I was going to enquire about why you'd lose your ability to ejaculate, but I thought I'd keep it to myself. Now I'm more confused, are you post op cjp?
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Oh, and by the way...
Replies: 121
Views: 2819

These new notes with be laminated right?
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Ghastly and Guns
Replies: 56
Views: 1454

Ghastly's methods are brilliant in practise, but very hard to implement. Well I can't speak for the Canadian government, but I know that Britain's couldn't pull anything like that off, and if they tried they'd be booed for the inevitable tax increase. People kill people with guns. If someone was goi...
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:31 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Favorite GGC Character
Replies: 564
Views: 30766

happypeepeehead wrote:http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity737.html

It takes less than two inches to drown most babies (at least in water).
Enough to drown a toddler? Try enough to drown China.
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:29 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Ah...So THAT'S why Rice Krispies make that popping sound!
Replies: 27
Views: 1160

Moo Cow wrote:Maybe only the girls want to sex him up the ass... Hm.


~Sara
No, it's definately not :D
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:03 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Questions for the cast!
Replies: 218
Views: 85107

allan_ecker wrote:
maximuscoolman wrote:Heheh, got to love the voyager quote.
Awww, dammit. I thought that was an original gag.
Really? I didn't see it the first time I read it, but then I was watching voyager, and Q said to Janeway, "You are angry when you're beautiful" I realised it was in UH too.
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:59 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Whoa Nelly, Hormonal BC Side Effects.
Replies: 249
Views: 5758

Wow, I've never seen a double post with 27 minutes in between before.
by Maximuscoolman
Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: My F.T.T.
Replies: 14
Views: 778

Someone did a fanart of a female tentacle monster... I don't know what Ghastly says on the subject though. ~Sarea This is true, I remember having a conversation with a friend about female tentacle monsters, I did a googles search and got a pic from the GGC galleries. Can't seem to find it with goog...