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by The_Fox
Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:45 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OT: Getting one's own avatar into trouble.
Replies: 35
Views: 625

Gather 'round children, and ye shall know the story of the Thor-chucks. See, there's this company that makes sex toys, <a href="http://ww.zetacreations.com">Zeta Creations</a>. They make toys based on animal, or in some cases, anthro anatomy. (They're really quite nice...) They have a replica of a h...
by The_Fox
Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:56 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OT: Getting one's own avatar into trouble.
Replies: 35
Views: 625

I should think that as a polymorph, such toys would require LESS rather than more planning. After all, Alfy could change so they would suitably fit.

*gives Alfy a box of various sex toys, but remembers to dig through and get out his Thor-chucks first*

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:17 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OK, I was bad today...
Replies: 39
Views: 3115

Image

I'm sorry Doctor...please forgive me...but I had that mental image instantly.

-Jarylan
by The_Fox
Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:24 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: 2005/12/02
Replies: 16
Views: 687

To be fair to Pierce, Alice was practically wrapped around him when he woke up. It was a pretty alarmingly intimate position to wake up in, especially with someone like ALICE... To be fair to Alice, Pierce is being awfully judgmental. I mean, where does Pierce get off thinking Alice is so bad when ...
by The_Fox
Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:21 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Just a Spoonful of Sugar...
Replies: 11
Views: 572

To make matters marginally worse, since No Doubt was one of UH2's primary inspirational catylists, Rhonda's voice as I hear it is almost exactly like Gwen Steffani's. It was really scary when she got to "in a most delightful, unh, way" and bit her lower lip with those rodent incisors of hers X.x .....
by The_Fox
Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:52 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Just a Spoonful of Sugar...
Replies: 11
Views: 572

Just a Spoonful of Sugar...

Okay...I wanna know about this...unique...interpretation! =^.^=

- Jarylan, who does some cheers of his own now and again
by The_Fox
Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:46 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OT: Getting one's own avatar into trouble.
Replies: 35
Views: 625

Andrick wrote:
Alfador wrote:... As for the thighs themselves... well, being a magical fox, all parts of my body are magic...
I bet they're magically delicious. *pulls out a fork and steak knife* This might sting a little.
Must...suppress...naughty...thoughts...darn...you...Andrick...

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:41 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OT: Getting one's own avatar into trouble.
Replies: 35
Views: 625

Well, I got "called out" as it were, since I told Andrick there's a picture floating around of myself in a Sailor Scout uniform, dressed as Sailor Sol. This seems to be a space more for sharing the story than the picture, but I will get around to posting that at some point. For now, the "story". Sim...
by The_Fox
Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:33 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Character Descriptions
Replies: 31
Views: 20964

I shall take a page from ACE's book, if I may...

That drawing is cute and disturbing all at once...to wit...perfect.

- Jarylan, who has a drawing of me as a Sailor Scout around here somewhere
by The_Fox
Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:52 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Eye-Fi
Replies: 35
Views: 1770

The idea recording, and real time thought typing I can find no fault with. But nothing will replace traditional art. For a few reasons, I believe... First, if everyone could do it, it would cease to be special, and magical. At least, it would seem so to me. I have respect for artists (other than mys...
by The_Fox
Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:51 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: News flash: Sony f*cks up bad
Replies: 13
Views: 814

After finally getting through the whole report I had a VERY strong urge to bathe, even though I am a fairly benign white-hat myself, this is the kind of junk that makes us [white-hats] look just as bad as the tempermental greys and blacks. No offense to you Kesh, but I alyays had a deep seated hatr...
by The_Fox
Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:52 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Off-topic: snuggles needed
Replies: 11
Views: 667

Merf. My condolences, Randy. I don't know what else to say sadly.

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Testosterone Poisoning
Replies: 7
Views: 167

Actually, it would seem to me that the females can understand each other just fine. But Pierce can't understand them. It remains to be seen if the females can understand Pierce, but we haven't seen this from their side yet.

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:48 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Questions for the cast!
Replies: 218
Views: 85106

Dear Dr. Hundecoph and Mrs. Lee: Given that you are both scientists who live and work in fairly close proxitimity, and also given both of you are extremely talented...I wanted to ask if there has been any "one upsmanship" or practical jokes between you too. I could only assume that if for no other r...
by The_Fox
Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:59 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Off-topic: New ClosetCoon alert
Replies: 183
Views: 12804

Thanks Jeffkun. =^.^=

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:23 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Off-topic: New ClosetCoon alert
Replies: 183
Views: 12804

According to Jeff-kun's letter with the last update, he has scripts in advance for the guest comics that get done. It's obvious that each artist puts some of their own spin on it, so the question becomes, how much of this did Jeff have coming to begin with, and how much is Poop just adding in. *shru...
by The_Fox
Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:46 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Go Sis!
Replies: 15
Views: 344

Re: Go Sis!

Sylvain wrote:Is Lain unusually light despite her large build, or is she wearing anti-gravity underwear?
And if so, can we see?

- Jarylan...you knew it was coming as soon as someone mentioned Dr. Seuss's invention.
by The_Fox
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:50 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Questions for the cast!
Replies: 218
Views: 85106

Face it Saundra, you scare us. =^.^=

- Jarylan
by The_Fox
Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:35 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: You're ruining this!
Replies: 11
Views: 593

Actually, yeah, that was basically me and my friends in high school. I still stand by as not seeing Rhonda as anything more than a joker. Perhaps she can be immature and annoying, but she doesn't seem evil. So I disagree with that assessment of Rhonda. - Jarylan, whose friends luckily never had acce...
by The_Fox
Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:06 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: You're ruining this!
Replies: 11
Views: 593

I agree that Rhonda doesn't seem so bad to me. Most of my friends and I had the same sort of relationship. And although Rhonda is raining on Pierce's parade, there are MANY more things she could do to make him miserable. Like out him to the school, or the cute kitty. She's got a lot she could do to ...