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by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:52 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Forum Wrangling 101: Moderation in Moderation
Replies: 28
Views: 730

allan_ecker wrote:As long as you're feeling better, I'm feeling better. And thank you for sharing. It's worth it.
*snuggles more anyway, just to make sure* :)

Sorry again,
--Randy
by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:17 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Forum Wrangling 101: Moderation in Moderation
Replies: 28
Views: 730

It's not your fault; furvert is just a term I don't like. A fair part of it is that it hurts to be called a pervert... Perverts (to me) are the people who get off on hurting others, or other equally unpleasant things, and it's not a term to be used lightly. I work hard to try never to hurt anyone un...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:57 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Forum Wrangling 101: Moderation in Moderation
Replies: 28
Views: 730

with the number of furverts on this board :( I had a long, and slightly nasty rant here, which I just deleted and typed this instead. I decided allan didn't deserve it, as that was probably a joke. I'll just summarize it instead by saying furvert is a term I do not agree with. I'd just like to make...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:19 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

I just watched Brainiac on Sky One, it's sort of a badboy science program where they pretty much make a mockery of science by doing stuff like putting soap in microwaves, seeing if you can tickle someone enough to make them wet themself, and blowing a lot of stuff up (not at the same time). I think...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:42 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Forum Wrangling 101: Moderation in Moderation
Replies: 28
Views: 730

hmm. There exist people who read Umlaut House that would be offended by anything ever posted on this board? :)

Don't forget, it's also the ergonomic keyboard thread....


--Randy
by Randyg
Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:58 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

So, PURELY in the name of scientific research (that, and the fact that ever since the posts on anal sex, my body has been quite stuck in "GOOD GOD SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK ME *NOW*" mode), I decided I had some experiments to conduct. Experiment objectives: Could I indeed come from anal sex, or was the ot...
by Randyg
Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:37 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

Fallwind wrote:what time is the repeat on saterday?? i missed it again :cry:
I don't see any repeats listed, at least not for my area. They seem to have only had repeats for the pilot.

You can get it with bittorrent really easily...


--Randy
by Randyg
Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:34 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

At this point, I'm willing to bet nobody's got a Kinsey less than two in here, so... Sadly, mine seems pretty low. :( As to women... I'd say ask a woman. I can describe things to try, but to actually tell what they feel like, that I can't do. Oh well, I'll try to answer the original question, but I...
by Randyg
Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:19 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: A few words on drama, comedy, and comics
Replies: 19
Views: 402

Don't beat up on yourself too much. That hardware nerdiness or assembler nerdiness more than software nerdiness. Now if it had been called <h1>Into Trouble</h1> (Heading Into Trouble) or was about Connie, Katherine and Nathan and was called "&". (Con-Cat-N-Nate) bad! bad! *gets out his bad-pun-make...
by Randyg
Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:33 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Let's hear it for the Gender Benders!
Replies: 3
Views: 111

Re: Let's hear it for the Gender Benders!

Well, this has obviously come from the "Let's hear it for the Nerds" topic. I noticed another theme of UH that this could work for so I made it. My favourite gender bender? It has to be the Cat from Red Dwarf. Not only does he have the whole gender bending thing sorted, with amazing quotes such as ...
by Randyg
Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:24 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

Well, I can't claim to have partaken in any of this "intercourse" you're all talking about, but I do own a vibrator. I don't get much chance to use it living with 5 other people, sharing a room with my Brother, but when I do get to use it, I like to just leave it in there vibrating rather than "do ...
by Randyg
Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:49 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

Re: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)

... although her personality was overshadowed by her pet cat's obvious disreguard for the gender wall. Apparently, that scene has been cut, and was not aired on thursday. For those watching the new version, there's a scene where the cat is licking the whip cream off the husband's nipples, then says...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:09 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

And, lord help me, it was DAMN hot when the lioness spelled out h-e-a-t. :oops: Good, I'm not the only one. :) (Advantage of watching it on the computer: the "go back 10 seconds" button.) Although, from the point of view of someone with too much computer graphics experience, the scene could have be...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:36 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

Hmm. Yep, allan's review is pretty accurate. Recycled sitcom cliches, just with cg animals. Which really sucks, as the show had the potential to be great. Perhaps we should find some email address that actually goes to a live person, and make some suggestions to them? About a 0.1% chance of helping,...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:28 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Off-topic: New ClosetCoon alert
Replies: 183
Views: 12807

I think it's perpetually down. :(

--Randy
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:25 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

http://66.90.75.92/suprnova//torrents/2 ... ol.torrent

Seems to work. I'll be watching it tonight...


--Randy
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:22 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

Embarassing and informative as usual, Dr. C! (Despite his alarmingly detailed knowledge of the male sexual response, Dr. C's Ph. D. is actually in Physics!) Hmm. If that was embarassing, I should definitely stop posting then, as mine are probably far worse... Apologies, --Randy (Who only has a BS i...
by Randyg
Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:47 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

Do you have any idea how atypical it is to have an orgasm from nothing but anal intercourse?!?! There are very few men whose bodies do that. Very, very few. Almost all men with sensitive prostates need additional stimulation to orgasm. Granted, the sensation we do get feels pretty damn good. But, i...
by Randyg
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:08 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Father of the Pride (review with some spoilers)
Replies: 61
Views: 2161

I haven't gotten to see it yet... but a number of reviews from reviewers who have watched the future episodes say about the same thing you did. boring sitcom plots, but with cg furries. oh well. I think it's too late to send comments to them, as from what I've heard, they have them all made already ...
by Randyg
Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:10 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: No Bearing Surfaces! Whaaaua! (Warning: now sex ed thread.)
Replies: 120
Views: 4860

NONONONONO!! Best post ever, that's some good reading :D heh :) It was just... A little more crude than I'm comfortable with. dunno. maybe I'm just a prude. I know no one here cares about content like that (at least, I think so), but it still was a little more explicit than I feel was right. Don't ...