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by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:05 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Hortense's choice in DVD's.
Replies: 11
Views: 687

Hortense's choice in DVD's.

Does anyone else get the impression that Hortense hates men?
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:41 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Evil clowns
Replies: 22
Views: 669

Zorro wrote:Send in the Clown Police! :lol:
Heh...yeah. You could send 20 clown police in one tiny squad car.
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:15 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Evil clowns
Replies: 22
Views: 669

Ok, am I the only one that thinks that Ralph may have something against clowns? Seriously though, wouldn't a street fair in the area make the getaway a little difficult with the traffic and the crowds? Its a little hard to be inconspicuous when walking down the street carrying a bag of money, and a...
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:52 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Evil clowns
Replies: 22
Views: 669

Evil clowns

Thanks for the belly laugh this morning, Ralph.

Referring back to his dream of the Insane Clown Posse, aka Ronald McSatan, tweaked my funny bone just the right way.
by Maxgoof
Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:34 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The plot thickens
Replies: 16
Views: 599

UncleMonty wrote:I also add; if a person suspected of a crime is not of that political party, the ACLU will not help, and may attack, that person.
Not entirely true. The ACLU did come to the defense of Rush Limbaugh.
by Maxgoof
Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:32 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The plot thickens
Replies: 16
Views: 599

They [the ACLU] try to protect everybody, actually, but their defense of a criminal's rights makes better headlines. (And they probably do spend more time making sure suspects and criminals don't have their rights violated. History proves it's very easy to think the ends justify the means.) But you...
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 12, 2004 2:30 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The plot thickens
Replies: 16
Views: 599

The plot thickens

Man, both Ben and Piff know a lot of businesses in the local area and their relative position to each other. A bit of a stretch, but okay...

Apparently, the plan was to draw all police away from the bank. Something serious is going down.
by Maxgoof
Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:35 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Not enough?
Replies: 32
Views: 1006

Okay, here's my theory, and I didn't cheat, except to include an idea I got from someone else: 1) Ben went to the pawn shop to get enough money to buy Lily an engagement ring. 2) Lobo's plan is to hit so many places at once, the police will not be able to handle them all. 3) The pawn shop was only o...
by Maxgoof
Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:23 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Not enough?
Replies: 32
Views: 1006

DracoDei wrote:The fact that it is Velvet and Pif who showed up and Velvet was asking if they had time enough to do 'everything' MIGHT tend to imply that he is going to be setting up a romantic proposal thing somehow...
Personally, I think Ralph just likes drawing bunnies and ferrets. :D
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:57 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Second annoying installation. (6/1/04)
Replies: 4
Views: 407

So, would those be coon dogs?
by Maxgoof
Fri May 28, 2004 8:44 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Get Ye Down (5/12)
Replies: 38
Views: 2290

Ever heard a frog scream? If Nessie called him "Oggie", maybe his vocalization would begin like: ...ohhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG Or something like that. Here in Mexico, there is a species of frog that doesn't go "ribbit". They go: ...pehhhhHHHCKPECKPECKPECKPECKPECKPECKPECKPECK!!! Very a...
by Maxgoof
Fri May 28, 2004 1:52 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Get Ye Down (5/12)
Replies: 38
Views: 2290

RHJunior wrote:Honestly, I just didn't know how to write the onamotapeia for a bullfrog bawling.
not FAIRRRrump!
not FAIRRRRump!
by Maxgoof
Thu May 27, 2004 8:58 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: What did she say?
Replies: 62
Views: 3112

The middle three panels with Oggy are just precious. First, Nessie tells Oggy to stay home. Then Oggy protests. Then Nessie relents, happily. It's just adorable.
by Maxgoof
Thu May 27, 2004 8:51 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: What did she say?
Replies: 62
Views: 3112

Yes, I'm awake, but I'm on jury duty this week, which means I don't have reliable internet access. I figured someone would post a translation, and if not, I would do it when I got home. Anyway, I suspect this is the last in this arc, and we will now return to Sanctuary City and Quentyn. It's going t...
by Maxgoof
Wed May 26, 2004 5:16 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: What did she say?
Replies: 62
Views: 3112

Well, I could have saved myself some time if I had checked the forum first, before translating today's strip.

Thanks, Earl.
by Maxgoof
Sat May 22, 2004 2:48 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: What did she say?
Replies: 62
Views: 3112

??--- What am I doing in Mama's "nursing" bed? How did I get here? "Morning, Kit. Feel better?" "Mmm. Did I get sick, Papa?" "Heh. No, Kit. But you conked out so suddenly we thought it best to put you here." "Come on, take a look at your treasure, Duckling." "<Gasp!> Oh, my gosh!" (Too ra loo is an ...
by Maxgoof
Fri May 21, 2004 2:27 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: What did she say?
Replies: 62
Views: 3112

"G-good. Now go away. Go away. Go away...."

"Oohooosh..."

"Nessie??"

"Oh, Hi, Papa. Did the mudgullet go away?"

"It-- Yes, Kit, it did. You drove it off...."

"That's nice. Don't throw away the treasure, okay Papa? Goodnight."

"ZZNRXX--"
by Maxgoof
Wed May 19, 2004 5:14 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Nessie in trouble?
Replies: 0
Views: 230

Nessie in trouble?

Nessie was already weak going in.

Look at her sweat now. Will she be able to control him long enough to leave them in peace?

And will she lapse into a coma afterwards?
by Maxgoof
Fri May 14, 2004 2:28 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Get Ye Down (5/12)
Replies: 38
Views: 2290

mwalimu wrote:Do ye a little dance
Make ye a little luv
GET YE DOWN t'night
WRONG!!!

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Hee hee...
by Maxgoof
Fri May 14, 2004 2:25 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The Big Question:
Replies: 21
Views: 804

Hey, I started this thread, and I started with the assumption that they were going to sleep separately. The only question was who would sleep on the couch.

Of course, that question is moot, now. They both did, and their virtue is still intact.

Woo hoo!!