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by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:13 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Way, Way, WAY Off topic - The J-Team
Replies: 10
Views: 118

I assume you read The Whiteboard regularly?
by Maxgoof
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Pathetic PETA and a Perfect Picnic
Replies: 57
Views: 2000

I would love to find out when PETA has a rally where I am.

I'd get KFC and bring along a CD player, and play The Arrogant Worm's "Carrot Juice Is Murder" over and over and over and over...
by Maxgoof
Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:20 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: The Cultural Movement: As Mapped
Replies: 56
Views: 773

Batman Begins? There Is ONLY ONE Batman! And his name is Adam West! (Having others play Batman is like having Woody Allen play Quentyn...) Oh, PulEEEEZE! Batman, as consistantly presented in DC Comics, was never this campy, groovy, let's-make=a-mockery-of-ourselves, CARTOON that Adam West made him....
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:00 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Stage fright
Replies: 36
Views: 575

The adjudicator is there. He's the one in the green robe in the previous strip. But the guy in the last panel of this strip with the purple robe is much older than he. He must have come from another village, as all of the elders of Freeman Downs are pretty much middle aged.
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Shades of Grey
Replies: 17
Views: 246

Several points to ponder: When you hear someone say, "Please compromise and join me in the center," he has not moved from his original spot one iota and wants you to do all the moving. Anyone who, in the "spirit of compromise" attacks his own side first, should be shot as a traitor. He really has no...
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:19 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Stage fright
Replies: 36
Views: 575

Seems to me a spa there would have a lot of interesting services. Dips...curry combing....body shampoos...
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Shades of Grey
Replies: 17
Views: 246

The problem I have always had with the "shades of grey" argument is its unspoken assumption that all shades of grey are equally as bad or as good as any other. In other words, they will hear someone say, "Wow, the sun is bright today!" and they will immediately say, "Not over where that shadow is." ...
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 25 ways to quit smoking!
Replies: 2
Views: 327

Love the Sumo wrestler at the end.
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:52 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Quite a turnout
Replies: 93
Views: 921

Whenever someone says steampunk, I always think of the Wild Wild West and Metropolis.
by Maxgoof
Wed May 31, 2006 6:40 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: BOOKS NOW AVAILABLE
Replies: 26
Views: 11279

Lord, grant me patience....RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!!
by Maxgoof
Wed May 31, 2006 6:27 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 596

Re: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!

I don't know if anyone is interested or not or even cares, but a Ren Fest is due to start here on June the third. I don't have the details yet and if anyone else does please feel free to post it here. I am really looking foreward to it myself. Ofcourse the one I really want to go back to is in Ohio...
by Maxgoof
Tue May 30, 2006 11:12 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: BOOKS NOW AVAILABLE
Replies: 26
Views: 11279

Do they have a list of all the winners somewhere?
by Maxgoof
Tue May 30, 2006 6:30 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: out to lunch
Replies: 26
Views: 3887

Careful Ben careful!!! Engage you brain before opening your mouth! You have one POed Puma in front of you who is about ready to take a bite out your ars if you not careful! Do you want to sleep on the coutch for the next three months? :( :-? Why is it that we only have to worry when the wife gets P...
by Maxgoof
Tue May 30, 2006 6:25 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: out to lunch
Replies: 26
Views: 3887

This sounds a lot like conversations my wife and I have: Honey, what are you doing? I'm moving these logs from behind the fence. Why are you doing that? Because you told me to clean up the area behind the fence. Well, where are you going to put them? I'm going to put them by the back door. Why are y...
by Maxgoof
Mon May 29, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Prayer Banned by Judge, but not by students
Replies: 82
Views: 1049

For me, religion is simply a satisfying answer to the question, "Why am I me?" The simple fact of self-awareness that no science can explain is enough reason for me to believe in God.
by Maxgoof
Mon May 29, 2006 6:25 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Quite a turnout
Replies: 93
Views: 921

That sounds like some of my dreams.

I always pass, though, because I assume that it is a dream, since I could not possible be in that situation without knowing it a long time before, so, if I take the test, I'll pass.
by Maxgoof
Mon May 29, 2006 5:23 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Quite a turnout
Replies: 93
Views: 921

There's no question some people don't like Ralph's politics. Right as Nip'n'Tuck did the "border movie" plotline, David Hopkins at Jack yanked his link to N&T that had been there a long time (and how I originally found Ralph's three). I actually like Jack but I lost a lot of respect for Hopkins. I ...
by Maxgoof
Sat May 27, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Prayer Banned by Judge, but not by students
Replies: 82
Views: 1049

I was just expanding out the general shorthand that religions that would have good civil reasons to be excluded aren't going to go in the rotation. A suicide cult would probably be difficult to pick out based on historical case studies but it would be a legitimate reason to disfavor a religion beca...
by Maxgoof
Sat May 27, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Heh, Looks like Quentin...
Replies: 28
Views: 494

Squeaky Bunny wrote:BTW he lived through it.
I'm sorry to say it, but this has Photoshop Urban Legend written all over it, even after going to the source and reading.
by Maxgoof
Sat May 27, 2006 2:46 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: You can't have a party without at least one balloon.
Replies: 9
Views: 160

Wait, no, sorry. That's not the mayor, thats RandomGuy. My apologies - he tells RandomGuy to go away while he gets dressed. =D Faster than a subliminal message. More powerful than a surprise party! Able to leap towers of logic in a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It's a skywriter! It's a UFO! It...