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by Maxgoof
Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: 6-11: The Eldest
Replies: 15
Views: 116

Okay, the village of Freeman Downs has its Council of Elders, right? Why should it surprise us that the entire Seven Villages has a Council of Elders? And this particular racconan is the eldest of the elders, otherwise known as The Eldest. In other words, he is the oldest racconan in all of the Seve...
by Maxgoof
Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:11 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Whatta waste of space - Dixie Chicks
Replies: 105
Views: 4086

I was using it as an example only, not as an attempt to hijack the thread. Note that it was entirely in quotes. My point was that expecting Ralph to condemn the violence against the Dixie Chicks is an attempt to make it look like he approves of it. Sorry, it doesn't follow. <shrug> He doesn't seem ...
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Whatta waste of space - Dixie Chicks
Replies: 105
Views: 4086

<headscratch> Actually, Max_Goof, I don't understand your reasoning here. And reading the rest of your post, that becomes obvious. Now, if you're finished hijacking the thread? Take it back to "Concerning Iraq", unless you have something to say about the Dixie Chicks. I was using it as an example o...
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Whatta waste of space - Dixie Chicks
Replies: 105
Views: 4086

So what was your reaction to Donald Rumsfeld saying "you go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you want."? Do you think he should retire because this attitude affects the morale of the soldiers in Iraq? (Please feel free to correct me if I got that statement wrong.) Ralph was talking about...
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:57 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: OT: News of My Health
Replies: 5
Views: 79

Sounds like the doctor is saying you broke the Scaphoid. Is that right?
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:49 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Whatta waste of space - Dixie Chicks
Replies: 105
Views: 4086

Personally, I can't blame Ralph for not responding to the death threats and vandalism of the Dixie Chicks' property. It is a typical tactic in an argument to devert attention from the topic at hand, to actions of zealots and expect the person arguing against you to simply drop what they are doing an...
by Maxgoof
Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Bombing the Taliban
Replies: 3
Views: 174

I've never been able to get BBCode to work when it came to img, list and list=.
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:48 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: About time Canada woke up!
Replies: 20
Views: 1194

reignbow wrote:
maxgoof wrote:So much for the theory that only aggressive nations are the target of terrorists.
I think that one was safely out the window after the Madrid bombings.
Then why do entirely too many liberals keep trying to make the claim that the U.S. is the reason terrorists exist?
by Maxgoof
Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Zarqawi dead
Replies: 41
Views: 3470

I'm just sorry we didn't get him before he cut the heads off those innocent ment.
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:27 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: [OT]Not exactly a golem...
Replies: 8
Views: 105

Anthony Lion wrote:Now, get hold of a bit of fake fur, a fake raccoon tail and a pretty dress...
You mean like THIS?
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Not so Serious Collateral Captions
Replies: 26
Views: 335

GrayTiger wrote:(After showing off his new camera, and being asked if he was planning to take alot of pictures with it)

"No, I'm gonna deep fry it and make an onion blossom."

(PS - that really happened to me folks)
Here's yer sign.
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:50 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 596

Re: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!

Spacewolfomega wrote:When is the ORF?
September 2nd through October 22nd, weekends, plus Labor Day, September 4th.

http://www.renfestival.com/
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:47 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 596

Re: Ren Fest In Kentucky!!!!!

SW Ohio is good. Anybody recognize "The Secret Swordsman Laugh?" HA hah hah haa HAAAAA! :lol: "I'm advertising this show the way the children want me to!" "How is that, Guido?" "FALSELY!" YES!!! I know that laugh! Only truly manly men would be stupid enough to stand up on stage in those tight pants...
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Appeal to teenagers?
Replies: 20
Views: 2021

1) The show was probably originally in English, and was trying to imitate Anime, much like Teen Titans does. Hence, she did not speak Japanese, but was taught enough words to carry off the anime impression. 2) Executives change their minds about shows all the time. One exec likes a show, and gives i...
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Pathetic PETA and a Perfect Picnic
Replies: 57
Views: 2000

Earl McClaw wrote:May I suggest the orchestral piece used in the "Beef" commercials?
Billy The Kid, by Aaron Copeland.
by Maxgoof
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: About time Canada woke up!
Replies: 20
Views: 1194

Here's an interesting twist, though...

I don't think that any Canadians were involved in the actual invasion of either Afghanistan or Iraq, were they?

And yet this peaceful nation is the target of terrorism.

So much for the theory that only aggressive nations are the target of terrorists.
by Maxgoof
Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:55 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Not so Serious Collateral Captions
Replies: 26
Views: 335

"I am NOT being defensive. Why does everyone think I'm defensive?"

"What gives you the idea I answer every question with another question?"

"I don't have to be right, I just have to sound right!"

"I don't care what psychologists say about crossing arms. I'm cold!"
by Maxgoof
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:41 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: June 5 - Emergencies?
Replies: 39
Views: 5654

This reminds me a bit of a Bill Cosby routine where he talked about his mother when she got angry. ‘You shut up! When I ask you a question, you keep your mouth shut! You think I'm talking to hear myself talk? Answer me!’" But I had a worse situation. My wife had me on a short leash when it came to c...
by Maxgoof
Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:15 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Not so Serious Collateral Captions
Replies: 26
Views: 335

"Okay, you win. You can hold one hundred marbles in your mouth. But its not my fault you got the hiccups."
by Maxgoof
Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:19 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Way, Way, WAY Off topic - The J-Team
Replies: 10
Views: 118

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