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by Crash
Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:58 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Busted Links
Replies: 20
Views: 1446

*draws his foot back as far as he can and PUNTS said Gerbil into the sky and over the hills, far from sight* *watches it disappear* *waits for it* *shoots his arms up in the air and shouts* IT'S GOOD!!! *glares at Rico and stalks away. *runs out from behind some bushes, wearing a striped referee's ...
by Crash
Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:51 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-05 -Fin?
Replies: 35
Views: 3217

ech.... I dunno. The BeeGees are just about the absolute nadir of music... with the possible exception of Celine Dion... or that horrid pop/country song with a woman straining her voice and singing bout how she's someone's woman and that they're heading for "someplace I've never been" *cringes* I wo...
by Crash
Mon Jan 06, 2003 12:38 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4582

*gets up and dusts himself off, trots over to Elix and shakes his hand* Thank you, thank you... I'd stick around to debate the second of the three, but... *looks over his shoulder to see if Rico is following him* well, you know how these things go; as they say, "Guns don't kill people; but guns wiel...
by Crash
Sun Jan 05, 2003 6:36 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Busted Links
Replies: 20
Views: 1446

Doesn't work with IE6/SP1. Heck, I think I found your problem right there, Rico... *laughs* Everyone knows the true purpose of Service Packs is to encourage you to purchase the next upgrade! *grins and happily browses through his multi-tabbed Opera window* Or to just break your OS... It depends on ...
by Crash
Sun Jan 05, 2003 6:32 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4582

I feel violated. ._. Vio lent , Rico, the word is violent . "Violated" would be if your gerbil... well, anyway, nevermind... :D *watches Rico unholster his sidearms in an impressively short span of time* Yes yes, that's the PERFECT definition of violent !! And now, I'll demonstrate the meaning of t...
by Crash
Sun Jan 05, 2003 6:16 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-05 -Fin?
Replies: 35
Views: 3217

So what you're saying, Rico, is that, on the inside, you're really just a fat, singing lady?

Um, do you have the BeeGee's "Shadowdancing"? I hear that's what they play in hell, over and over, for eons and eons and eons...
:D
by Crash
Sat Jan 04, 2003 11:18 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01/04
Replies: 8
Views: 465

... I think keer's annoyance is the least of Xe's worries... he's got a lot of stuff to work out in his head, he's gotta figure out who he really is now. His whole self-image has been shaken, and on top of that he has the guilt of hurting Twapa long ago to deal with... it's only natural that he'll p...
by Crash
Sat Jan 04, 2003 11:13 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4582

Actually I was washing it. You should try it sometime, unless you're afraid that city of fleas will slap you with a lawsuit. Oh, my! It seems I've struck a nerve... *sniffs and wrinkles nose* Washing it with WHAT? I thought fox fur was dry-clean only... But anyway, that's okay... We know you're jus...
by Crash
Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:07 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4582

Re: haha!

hey, it could be WAY more confusing... it could be, say... a love octagon. and my question is, if bob got involved, would it cease to be 2d? he is of another dimension after all. Ah, you might wanna watch what you suggest, Dave. I happen to know that Gloria loves Euclidian geometry and the complica...
by Crash
Thu Jan 02, 2003 9:28 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4582

Not a chance you surly minx. I'll not be made a fool twice. *looks at Crash* I mean thrice *looks again* Merf. *slinks off* Rico... you've been gone for so long... like the prodigal fox or something... Abandoned us like so much chattel.... Do you really think the first thing I'd do when you come ba...
by Crash
Tue Dec 31, 2002 3:14 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 12-31-02 - cold
Replies: 11
Views: 895

I somehow feel that Xe is kinda poly... I don't know... I think it's not quite that... We know that Xe loves both of them, but he doesn't want to decide who he REALLY wants to be with. Up until now he's totally avoided the issue, counting on Keer's loyalty, patience, and willingness to let him be a...
by Crash
Sun Dec 29, 2002 10:34 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 12-28
Replies: 10
Views: 504

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe wrote:I think you're all missing the ones who'll obviously come out on top: the kazoos.
Ah, Joe, not according to Devon. ;)

*crunch*

*hisses* Devon! He's standing right there!

:D
by Crash
Sun Dec 29, 2002 10:31 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Merry Christmas!
Replies: 28
Views: 1713

No, no Boxing Day for us... at least, not for those who live far south of the Canadian border... (though given the current exchange rate, every day seems like Boxing Day up there for us! :D) But then again, you Britons don't have Thanksgiving, or the 4th... oh, wait, you've got that Hawkins day, the...
by Crash
Thu Dec 26, 2002 4:28 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

Um... where did our posts go? I can see 'em in the review box on the "Post A Reply" page, but not on the regular one... Strange!
by Crash
Wed Dec 25, 2002 2:45 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

Looks like "Ghostbusters - the Crash Generation" to me...am I close? and Crash-That looks to me like a cross between a leaf-blower and a paintball gun.... *cracks up* Sorry, Tobi, but as you can see, I don't have an unlicensed particle accelerator on my back, just a 5000 watt generator down the roa...
by Crash
Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:27 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Defense against basilisks
Replies: 33
Views: 2546

... hey, isn't this the point where a giant boulder should start chasing me, or zombified natives come after me, or I'm surrounded by a horde of Nazis? Nah, they're on strike - you'll have to settle for being pelted with lutefisk, or smalehove, or something like that. Lutefisk peltings? Augh! I'd r...
by Crash
Mon Dec 23, 2002 4:22 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

*talks on the phone to the recyling plant*
Yeah, I've got about two tons of scrap plastic, bright colors.... nope, not food grade... heh, it WAS a truckload of ka-- oops, gotta go!! *hangs up and whistles nonchalantly*
by Crash
Mon Dec 23, 2002 12:12 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

*grumble* Okay, since Keenspace isn't letting me edit my post, here's the image and a link:
Image[/img]
Or [url=http://invictus.home.together.net/photo ... ashgun.jpg[/url] if the pic doesn't show.

And no cheating! :)
by Crash
Mon Dec 23, 2002 12:09 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

*grumble* Okay, since Keenspace isn't letting me edit my post, here's the image and a link:
Image[/img]
Or [url=http://invictus.home.together.net/photo ... ashgun.jpg[/url] if the pic doesn't show.
by Crash
Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:32 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: A picture for Lag and Devon's attempt for a static gun post.
Replies: 17
Views: 1509

Okay, I'm not an expert, but I do believe that the rifle being held in the two lower pictures is a variant of the M-16/AR-15 family, the forestock, carry handle, and receiver look familiar... and the buttstock looks like that of an M4 carbine... I don't recognize the muzzle of the pistol, but I thin...