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Hello, Ms. Otterhare! I'm Ed, and I suffer from comedic delusions.
It's nice to have you here.

Does anyone else find it ironic that two boardmembers from the states most associated with dairy products are plotting to thwart the tyrannical aspirations of their respective states' cash cow? :-? So, Twapa's been cloned, her research stolen. Why clone her? It seems to me, that it would be for her ...

Simply_da_Best wrote:Look at this! Isn't it cool? What do you think?

It's.....It's like the concessions stand at a Phish concert!

And for Crash's little test, I'd pick B. but I don't know who that would be. I'm thinking Apollo but I don't know if I'm like him... Good idea though. =^^= Apollo? I hadn't thought he had much of a temper...He seems sort of, I don't know, conventional and restrained. I was thinking someone with mor...

I rather agree withy Toby on this one... Especially that the questions shouldn't give away the answer. (ie, answers for Snitter should not all be inane, answers for Twap should not be all scientific-sounding) Yeah, a few answers were dead giveaways. I do know people who would whip out their multite...

Erm... I think that sentient mini-muffin is currently taking over Seattle...but I'm not sure. This would be a very bad thing, as the last thing a sentient mini-muffin needs is espresso power. XD And what, exactly, would we lose if Seattle were conquered by sentient mini-muffins? Aside from Starbuck...

*wipes eyes* wow. You guys can sure say it when it needs to be said! I have several sets of friends who are engaged to get married, and I don't think any of them are nearly as prepared for marriage as you seem to be. I'm just in awe. I've never read anything like what you've written here, and I'm re...

Hmmm. Let's see: You're knowledgable in destroying things, you can drive large vehicles like a maniac, you know how to survive violent incidents in construction equipment. One last question: Did you avoid being blamed for damage to the truck? If so, my crew supervisor might be looking for someone wi...

Ouch.

Simply_da_Best wrote:
But tests make my head hurt. Ow.

Just wait until you have to calculate your Act 60 income tax liability and/or exemption.

Okay, how about this scenario: You wake up and want toast. However, the toaster does not work. Do you- A. Try another outlet, then shrug and just butter your bread. B. Grumble and smack the toaster. C. Eat minimuffins instead. D. Get your multitester and check for continuity in the heating elements ...

Yeah, but I've got a hard head. It takes more than that to make my noggin hurt.

Like bills. Bills make my head hurt.

...i never bothered to use this thing called a brain. :-? Brain? what is brain? I use mine to avoid making a hollow "bong" sound when I smack my head into various immovable objects. You know, like garage doors, trees, automotive aligngment racks, car suspension components (although those tend to ma...

*marvels over three pennies* My business-sense tells me that this is a better rate of return that I'm getting in my checking account....

You're not taking on new investors, are you?

*is graduating on Saturday* Ee. Early congratulations to you, too, Mitya! :D Is that an "Ee" of joy, or an "Ee" of apprehension? *grabs Crash's two cents and runs away* *looks through pockets for more pennies* Rats! My last two! Now I can't fling my opinions about willy-nilly. Is there no justice i...

Gloria wrote:You will feel strange. You will develop a love for Electronic music, but an intense dislike of Ronnie Martin. Yes, you will! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You may also develop an inordinate desire to own, even though you cannot play, a high-quality analog synthesizer.

Four years? Who ever said anything about four years? I'm not enduring another four years of "education". It's not all semi-worthless. A lot is, and I can speak from experience: A degree in International Business means you know a lot of buzzwords and how to make a PowerPoint presentation (actually, ...

On June 11, Niquee said:
You bite me I'll bite you right back!

And you thought ordinary bran muffins would do a number on your gastrointestinal system....

*watches mini-muffin circling like a shark* :-? Obviously, this must be one of those brain-food type muffins.... Perhaps you kept it in a warm place, such as your pocket, for an extended period, and the various nutrients and perservatives reacted chemically, thereby creating life and rudimentary int...

*rubs head* Where'd I put that helmet? And if you're skankin' around while hopped up on sugar and preservatives, Niquee, maybe I should dig out my shinguards, too. :) I like my shins. [q]On June 9, Niquee said: Wonder who's gonna fall for that one![/q] he he! You should meet some of the people I wen...