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by Crash
Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:34 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 12Jan03
Replies: 32
Views: 3228

Gloria wrote:Try reading it backwards.
*faces the other direction and reads the sig* I still don't get it.
:)

Seriously, what does it mean? Or do you want to maintain the air of mystery that surrounds yourself? :wink:
by Crash
Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:51 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 12Jan03
Replies: 32
Views: 3228

*starts to point at Gloria's sig, then scratches his head and reaches for a Span-glish dictionary*

I'll be so glad when you start your German classes, and I can actually read what your sig says. :wink:

Gott mit Uns, Gott mit Sie!!
by Crash
Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:19 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 12Jan03
Replies: 32
Views: 3228

I shudder to think of the magnitude of what the two of them could accomplish together... :) Hmmm... Well, Devon does have a stated goal of taking over the world and installing himself as an iron-fisted (yet benevolent) ruler who will convince the world of the error of it's ways in a brutal (yet lov...
by Crash
Sun Jan 12, 2003 1:13 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 1/11
Replies: 16
Views: 1255

And somewhere in the off Whitney Houston is singing... *grits his teeth to hear the screeching sound of Whitney* Why can't someone be drawing a bead on HER? *glances around to see where Devon's sniping from, grabs Joey's arm, and drags him towards shelter* Come on!! He'll think you know too much no...
by Crash
Sat Jan 11, 2003 8:58 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 1/11
Replies: 16
Views: 1255

I'm more interested in what Crash was going to say before he bit his tongue. I'm sure its healed now. :) *looks around, then leans in to whisper* Well, I was going to say-- *sees Devon lean out of a doorway behind Rico, holding up a noose, pointing to it and then to Crash* I was going to say, ah, t...
by Crash
Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:29 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 1/11
Replies: 16
Views: 1255

Ironpaw wrote:More than YOU can afford, sailor. ; p
That's not what y--
*smiles and bites his tongue*
by Crash
Fri Jan 10, 2003 10:29 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 1/11
Replies: 16
Views: 1255

So, who do I bribe to get a mouth-harp comic made and posted? ;)

And how much is the integrity of a webcomic going for these days?

And a chill filled the room....
by Crash
Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:04 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Osama been Trodden.....
Replies: 29
Views: 2564

*doffs his bandleader cap to Starpaw, and points to a gap in the formation with his baton* Sure!! Hop in! Oh, here's your sheet music... Next up is "Mango Shake"!
by Crash
Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:01 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-05 -Fin?
Replies: 35
Views: 3186

This begs the question, now don't it? If Crash were to have sex with a genetic clone of hisself would that be a) incest or b) masturbation? *chuckles and shake his head* There you go again... Actually, this begs more for a serious look at why you guys have such a big interest in my romantic life......
by Crash
Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:52 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: time for a new thread - skateboards in church
Replies: 26
Views: 1860

Re: Skateboarding

Dude! I thought church was for, like, worship, you know. That it was all the other days, like, that were made for 'boarding. Thank you, Joe, for enlightening me. I'm sure I can find my board back in time for the coming morning service. Could do some gnarly grinds on those front steps. htg *grits hi...
by Crash
Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:15 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-05 -Fin?
Replies: 35
Views: 3186

K. Ivan Ruppert wrote:
Crash wrote:Oh, wait, I'm dating myself again, aren't I? :D
Hey, you can call it whatever you want, but the fact remains that if you keep that up you'll go blind 8)

-K
(Sorry, I couldn't resist)
*looks at avatar*
Hmmm... The Farce is strong in this one... ;)
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 11:43 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: OT: Associated Student Bodies
Replies: 64
Views: 13669

Wow... that's beautiful. I LOVE the imagery... the rosetta, and the two furs, one in it, and one outside... Wonderful. It raises questions of fidelity... devotion, love... salvation and failing... I wanna read the story now...

Excellent Bible verse.. a lot of foreshadowing there....
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:19 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: I am appalled!
Replies: 25
Views: 2137

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe wrote:*looks at Crash and shrugs*

Doan lookit me...

You sure that glue was safe to put on his car's paint? I think the fumes got to him or somethin'...
Naw, that was elmers... *thinks* I dunno; maybe he tried some of the mussels, and they'd gone bad by that point...
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 9:58 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Why I Feel Special.
Replies: 8
Views: 583

Re: Why I Feel Special.

Gloria wrote: *claps her hands and Joey, Crash, Rico, Elix, and Devon begin groveling.*


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaa....

*trudges in with a wheelbarrow full of gravel and a rake*
*squints*

GROVEL? I thought you said... aw, rats!
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 9:56 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: Osama been Trodden.....
Replies: 29
Views: 2564

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe wrote:Hey Tek, ever heard of the Dropkick Murphies?

They did a punk cover of amazing grace... WITH bagpipes...
*laughs* The first thing I thought of when I saw DM was the Amazing Grace cover.. then I scrolled a little farther and saw you beat me to suggesting it. :) ROCKIN' cover!!
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 11:03 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: time for a new thread - skateboards in church
Replies: 26
Views: 1860

*sighs and begins to write a NEW rambling denial script* Hmmm.... "I can neither confirm nor deny that I am wearing pants at this time." Oops... sorta the problem already... "At this time I am not prepared to conduct a limited, modified hangout." No... Nixon tried that... Wait! I've got it! "There y...
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:49 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: I am appalled!
Replies: 25
Views: 2137

Andrick wrote:So, Joe, care to spill the beans? How 'bout you, Rico?
Looks as though Rico's already spilled his, Andrick. All over the board.
*picks one up and tastes it* Hm. Just as I thought; half-baked. : )
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:33 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: time for a new thread - skateboards in church
Replies: 26
Views: 1860

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe wrote:Actually it's harder skating in high heels and a collar.

(ask Crash about THAT one...) :wink:
*blushes* ah.. erm... I can explain...

Wait, no I can't! I wasn't the one boarding in heels and a collar! I don't own a skateboard!! :wink:
by Crash
Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:11 am
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: 01-02
Replies: 50
Views: 4544

*dusts off his hands*

My work here... is done. :)
by Crash
Wed Jan 08, 2003 10:24 pm
Forum: Untitled!
Topic: I am appalled!
Replies: 25
Views: 2137

*deadpans* I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuc-- How'd this script get here again?!?!

*rereads her post*
*wonders*