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by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 29, 2000 11:49 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: WHY, WHY, OH DEAR GOD WHY?!
Replies: 20
Views: 1696

and when it happens, i'll stab the motherfuckers!!<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 29, 2000 11:47 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Chads Fear and Loating in Manning Section, Edmonton, Alberta
Replies: 14
Views: 1164

i'll answer this one: mr.buchanan was our grade 9 homeroom teacher. he was dumb as a doorknob and once i poured these metal shavings into his coffee.<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Mon Aug 28, 2000 11:26 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Top 5 things we hate
Replies: 75
Views: 7331

heres my jive rendition of Led Zeppelin:<P>robert plant wuz some scraimin' dude jimmy page finga's wuz likes lightnin' john bonham wuz some 40 drinkin' da Lord john paul jones wuz some musical genius duzn't care whut da damn preppies say zeppelin be da damn best dair wuz da best dair wuz an' da damn...
by THE TRAVIS
Mon Aug 28, 2000 12:44 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: LED ZEPPELIN - A POEM BY TRAVIS
Replies: 1
Views: 425

I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN...<P>I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN WITH A GOAT I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN ON A BOAT I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN IN THE RAIN I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN ON A TRAIN I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN WHEN I'M COLD I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN WHEN I'M OLD I'LL LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN...
by THE TRAVIS
Thu Aug 24, 2000 10:23 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: What would you do....
Replies: 3
Views: 364

first of all, the name of the city would be changed to TRAVIS TOWN, then all pop music would be outlawed by punishment of public execution, my birthday would be a holiday, like Amsterdam, there'd be hash bars, booze would be 5 cents to the gallon, smokes would be a buck a pack, the first of every mo...
by THE TRAVIS
Thu Aug 24, 2000 10:16 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

no doubt man, i want some fuckin giant hands and shit.<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Thu Aug 24, 2000 8:15 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Survivor talk.
Replies: 9
Views: 738

THE FAGGOT WON?!!! WHAT IS OUR WORLD COMING TO?<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 10:57 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Suggestions
Replies: 1
Views: 226

ok this is a little different that the FAQ thing, this is where we the loyal fans of Nowhere Man can give Chad suggestions about strips and stuff. and no faggy shit.<P>here's mine, cameo's baby, by rock legends. you should do a Rock Legends week where each day a different rock band kicks the shit ou...
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 10:48 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

maybe you weren't listening to me, i don't believe in the bible so i don't believe in that shit but i will look it uo and see what these "prophecies" are<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 10:42 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Lets be all we can be.....
Replies: 108
Views: 9370

you want a song to get hight to? No Quarter by Led Zeppelin. JPJ does some awesome keyboard work in this bad motherfuckin song!<P>also you boy band loving motherfucker, you want a real song? check the 26 minute long Dazed and Confused on The Song Remains the Same soundtrack. alot of that, Jimmy's do...
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 10:32 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Lets be all we can be.....
Replies: 108
Views: 9370

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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ya angus fuckin rules! and how do i put a picture on?<P><P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 10:26 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

ok, in the bible it says god is compassionate and loves everybody. yhen why does he let 30,000 kids in africa die everyday from didease and hunger? compassionate my ass<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Wed Aug 23, 2000 6:36 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Top 5 things we hate
Replies: 75
Views: 7331

what the fuck does that have to do with something you hate?<P>heres what i hate- americans who don't know a fuckin thing about Canada<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 11:38 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Lets be all we can be.....
Replies: 108
Views: 9370

maybe you won't insult crappy music chaddy boy but i sure as hell will. that music sucks! you gotta listen to the oldies motherfucker! zeppelin, the doors, beatles,thorgood,the guess who, ac/dc, alice coopper, you know stuff like that. and thats a damn fact<P>that robert johnson guy is a cool mother...
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 10:33 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

ok here i go- faith is like money,you shouldn't have to earn it, you should just have it. while i believe in God, in no way do i believe in the bible. ok if i said today " hey look guys, i found a million dollars!" most of you would say "fuck you, why don't you fuckin prove it" same thing if a missi...
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 10:21 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Lets be all we can be.....
Replies: 108
Views: 9370

ok, first of all, you punks with your new fucked up vocabulary-choch? what the fuck is that? and second-shane, zane whatever the fuck ur name is, you better goddamn hope you don't run into me or my brother cuz boy you will fuckin die! oh ya, long hair was normal back then you fuckin idiot. at least ...
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 6:34 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

in kevins case he has unholy thoughts when he looks at the new edition of Guns 'n Ammo<P>whoohoo! i got him good! i am the lizard king! whoo!<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 6:32 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: New Maxim
Replies: 18
Views: 1718

like my signature says, God beat me to her<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Tue Aug 22, 2000 6:30 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: New Maxim
Replies: 18
Views: 1718

ok i will make this short and sweet<P>lil kim is fuckin ugly<P>------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!
by THE TRAVIS
Sat Aug 19, 2000 3:43 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: Travis .vs. The Bible
Replies: 35
Views: 3139

ok i believe in god and everything but it is my opinon that the bible is totally wrong. you know God created the earth, man and animals in 6 days and everything but where are the fuckin dinosaurs? we know there are dinosaurs, we have proof. so what the fuck?! the bible is so weird anyway, i mean who...