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by Pzambert
Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:24 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Use the Force Mark!
Replies: 57
Views: 7202

i get jokes

have you heard of bill hicks? To which we reply "Is that a hurricane I hear in the background? Or four?" so i'm taking that as a "no." i guess you just have to hear the routine. Well, I was in Virginia. If you're from New York, that's considered the South, if you're from Virginia, that's considered...
by Pzambert
Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:03 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Use the Force Mark!
Replies: 57
Views: 7202

Sanood wrote:
pzambert wrote:"hot and sunny everyday"
Heh, if only it were sunny here last weekend...or at least not so wet.
i was referring to Hell A. and i will point you to weather.com; go ahead and type in 55434...
by Pzambert
Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:51 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Use the Force Mark!
Replies: 57
Views: 7202

hell a

I hear rain and cold are regular occurences there. Rather uncivilized, don't you think? he. hehe. hehehehe. umm... have you heard of bill hicks? "yeah, we're thinking back east. is that the big one i hear in the background?" Seriously, NoCal ain't all that bad (aside from the Kings and the Giants),...
by Pzambert
Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:33 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: happy new years, suckers!
Replies: 55
Views: 7015

bad pun, mark. bad.

entrophy wrote:Whelp, Pam's back.
ahem. that's pzam to you. *tosses hair*
Sparafucile wrote:Wouldn't a potential lack of material to respond to pose a threat to your increased post count?
no using that new fangled *waves hands* LOGIC around here, boy.
by Pzambert
Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:26 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: happy new years, suckers!
Replies: 55
Views: 7015

happy new years, suckers!

boy, i ignore you people for a little while and you go all crazy! talking about CA this and airports that. i mean, i expect the weather talk; there's a significant chunk of mn natives here. brrrr.... why did we come back in time for jan? oy. yeah. moving could have gone better; just ask nate. damn y...
by Pzambert
Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:49 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Use the Force Mark!
Replies: 57
Views: 7202

nate sucks
by Pzambert
Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:31 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Use the Force Mark!
Replies: 57
Views: 7202

bzot

cyborgninjapiratekitten wrote:It's cause he's the COOLEST! But don't tell pzam. <.<
that's ok. i'm fine w/being the hottest.


rawr.
by Pzambert
Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:14 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

things to acquire: pit, pendulum, flying monkeys

Ahh of course. It's the time value of pain. Pain causing deferred now to cause more pain later. ::hehe:: ::hehehehehehehehe:: alternatly-consonanted alternately, dear. and do you mean vowel? i told you i should be your editor. ;p Fine, plan A. Kill all those who oppose us. Although, torture would b...
by Pzambert
Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:12 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

Sparafucile wrote:I'm pretty sure Merriam Webster lists 'Grey' as the 'British Variant'.
nope. at least, it doesn't online, but the brit dictionaries have "US: gray."
by Pzambert
Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:18 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

that's captain obvious

Which leads to an interesting question, would it be harder to get Andrew in a dress or Doug in chainmail without pants if we where to attempt OUaT costumes? probly andrew, but i could have a little chat w/heather... I'm skeptical about that, but can't think of any good way to prove either position....
by Pzambert
Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:55 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

don't forget the sparkley of doom

cyborgninjapiratekitten wrote:Dang, I knew I forgot something. :-?
well, now ya know how to keep me happy. ;9
nothin wrote:Which is ENTIRELY unrealistic. Here pzam is, wielding massive bolts of lightning, and not ONE of her companions has been zapped or scorched yet.
hey, i can show restaint.

for like... 5 seconds
by Pzambert
Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:30 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

another funny word

Sanood wrote:I'm still trying to decide if that is supposed to be a cigar in Shirk's mouth in Mark's version...otherwise the strange brown dot seems out of place.
obviously he's eating poop!
*points at nate* poop eater!!
by Pzambert
Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:57 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

::heehee::

hey, mark. i like your version of "me" better. i get to have wicked awesome lightening. wee!
by Pzambert
Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:52 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

::gurgle::

Nathan_Hoffmann wrote:You could have been holding him under.

Now that's comedy. :)
your ideas intrigue me, and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
by Pzambert
Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:00 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

eh. medium evil

why am i only laughing at shirk and not pushing over the trough? now *that's* comedic evil.

though, i suppose it'd take 2 frames instead of just 1...
by Pzambert
Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:12 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Saws
Replies: 10
Views: 1762

now you're just making me think of Office Space

nothingspecial wrote:A better question would be: Your teeth or their own?
what does it matter as long as they're moderately sharp?
by Pzambert
Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:19 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Saws
Replies: 10
Views: 1762

pfft... corporate world

entrophy wrote:In the corporate world, "motivate" and "poke people with sticks" are not, actually, the same thing.
come now. i'm MUCH more creative than that...

::teeth::
by Pzambert
Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:05 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Saws
Replies: 10
Views: 1762

like your mind

Sparafucile wrote:God I hate it when people try to motivate me.
::hehehehehe::

*looks askance*

::hehehehehe::
by Pzambert
Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:02 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: No comic???
Replies: 12
Views: 1695

knockin' 'em down

Sparafucile wrote:I should have had more faith, or patience, or some other virtue.
since when has virtue ever been your strong suit? ;p
by Pzambert
Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:27 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eulogy
Replies: 5
Views: 1146

eulogy

that's awesome, mark. i'm sure he'd appreciate it.
i can see where you get your smile...


and it also made me laugh :teeth smile: