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by Squeaky Bunny
Sun Aug 18, 2002 9:20 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

Ah, George -- 'tis too bad I live so far away, else I'd sweep in and beg your company for an evening... assuming I didn't trip and fall flat on my face at your feet. Terminal shyness, nothing -- I suffer from the curse of three left feet! Makes waltzing... interesting, to say the least... By the by...
by Squeaky Bunny
Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:10 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Aaaand...?
Replies: 1
Views: 296

My Sherry A'mour (obscure song title)

Well, I don't think that the others were not taking him at face value. It's just such an odd situation that they aren't sure what to make of it, and react as they are wont to do. The barmaid isn't treating him any differently than her kind treat any other patron, flattering, flirting, and having fun...
by Squeaky Bunny
Mon Aug 12, 2002 10:14 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: "Bring On the Empty Horses" - Niven (David not La
Replies: 2
Views: 180

um, as far as the showgirls are concerned, i think they have more to worry about, pester-wise, from slick, not zoot...i can see him trying out his mojo on a few, and either being successful (oh, dear), or being told 'aw, isn't that cute!' (poor dear!). sure, zoot's the party animal, but slick's got...
by Squeaky Bunny
Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:16 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: The return of disc, oh.
Replies: 4
Views: 279

The return of disc, oh.

Well it's still a few more days before we hear what's going on with the Todd bros. (not to mention a host of other critters) I felt like playing my Nitty Gritty Dirt Band albums and singing 'The Fish Song' or maybe 'Some of Shelley's Blues' But, by happenstance I took a look at Ralph's web pages in ...
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 11:19 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

Swains? maybe he meant swans? Isn't a swan like a goose only moreso? Nope, I better not go there. :o The aged thread is probably somewhere else. Blame it on my second childhood. I don't put things away and I sometimes forget where I left them. :wink: as per por p'ere? I look much older than I am. Th...
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:58 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

How can they stomach it? . . .

Ooogh. Haggis. Don't wanna think haggis. Don't wanna 'nother Sam n' Max incident.

Think happy thoughts. Ralph's got new strips coming soon.

Aaah, that's better. :D
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:29 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

<snip> i'm not talking about political correctness, or anything else. do i think it's horribly wrong that certain people target others for physical and social attacks based on something that's none of their business to begin with? yeah. but i think beating someone bloody and leaving him to freeze n...
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:52 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Gilding the Lily . . .
Replies: 15
Views: 555

A time of the signs . . .

I woulda thought that was Aquarians, but I guess they're all wet. (I'd say you were lion, but I have a hard time outrunning peanuts being thrown at me. I stop and munch on them.) Lesse. If Unca Monty gets a card from me, Quill, and Geo, Could we say he's a three card Monty? :roll: <madly scrambling ...
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:50 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

Yes, I suppose some immeasurably tiny fraction of the "Gay Community" may have one or more of the birth defects you mentioned, Geo. Just as perhaps some fraction of those who call themselves "furry" may indeed have a condition causing excessive body hair. In either situation, the numbers are unlike...
by Squeaky Bunny
Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:30 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

Tous jours la'mour mon ami

Mai oui, naturellement. (sounding a bit like another furry stinker)
(I know, it isn't quite French either However . . . :P )

I'd more than likely pass for her grandfather. Despite my tender years, I was regularly beaten by my parents, Father Time and Mother Nature.

C'est La vie! :wink:
by Squeaky Bunny
Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:47 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Gilding the Lily . . .
Replies: 15
Views: 555

Well Y'know what they say Uncle Monte:

"That which does not kill you, has probably missed"
Sam Nietzsche

Hippo birdie two ewes.
by Squeaky Bunny
Thu Aug 08, 2002 3:43 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

He's made the best of a bad situation and triumphed. The closest I've ever seen someone make chicken salad out of chicken dooty.
by Squeaky Bunny
Wed Aug 07, 2002 1:12 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

Don't look at me, I'm chicken - Cocky Locky

They probably wouldn't recognize him. He hasn't been the rotundity of profundity for years. Quite different than his earlier self.
by Squeaky Bunny
Wed Aug 07, 2002 7:26 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

Bravo. Well put George. There are so many possible factors involved that almost every arguement can be refuted and backed up with substantiating evidence. It's a big planet and varieties are almost endless and ever changing. It don't matter whether it's people of pomegranites. To be honest all a lab...
by Squeaky Bunny
Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:56 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

how many militant feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? *glares* THAT'S NOT FUNNY! hee hee...i love that joke. feminists are funny... peace out, geo p.s. don't worry, UM, your virtue is safe from me. i'm revelling in newfound singlehood, with no intention of changing my status any time s...
by Squeaky Bunny
Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:49 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Speeewww!
Replies: 48
Views: 2269

Re: Hmmm...

Well, I'd better say something stupid now so Geo won't think I'm trying to date her. At nearly 47 years of age, I already outdate her!!! Hmmm... Something stupid... "How many fake "Hollywood Feminists" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Answer: "One: To talk a man into doing it for her - so she...
by Squeaky Bunny
Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:37 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

Actually, they will create an opinion on whatever they can latch on to. Nature and vacuum y'know. People have to have something to use as a reference, so it often is the first impression they get of another. As per your avatar? Porcupine, hedgehog, or feathered writing instrument? Or do you have som...
by Squeaky Bunny
Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:42 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

Who can prove your statement? You can say almost anything, post a picture of someone, create a personality profile, and still be the other gender. I suppose we could break into your ISP's files and get your subscriber info. Then we might be somewhat certain, but even then, that could be falsified. I...
by Squeaky Bunny
Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:13 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: And ANUDDA survey
Replies: 35
Views: 1012

Reimer's case reinforces Andrick's arguement. David was forced unwillingly into a feminine role at a very early age and despite all the atrocities done to his body and his mind, he knew that he was male. I don't have any statistics on hermaphroditism and the factors deciding their eventual gender, b...
by Squeaky Bunny
Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:31 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Gilding the Lily . . .
Replies: 15
Views: 555

Takin' it to da Max. . .

Yeah !!! Max an' Ouroboros

<jumps excitedly>

Yay, <bounce>

Yay, <bounce>

Yay, <bounce>

Ya. . . uh-Oh.

scuse me
:oops: